forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Y'all

YouTube rewind has gotten worse

How can rock bottom get any worse?

you d i g

Christ, I think Pennywise is terrorizing my brother

Three nights in a row he's ran out of his room screaming bloody murder

Three nights in a row I come out of my room with a baseball bat ready to fuck shit up

Three nights in a row there was nothing, he was just screaming for a reason he can't remember

Yesterday I dreamt that my mom was putting makeup on me and then she turned I to this horrifying clown thing that looked like the kraken from Pirates of the Caribbean

Also that sounds like a plot for a really good horror movie

It's definitely Erismas.

And in this house we celebrate.

Good good. But do you food?

…why–…why did you ask me this again?

Also that sounds like a plot for a really good horror movie

Agreed.

oh I hella food

See? She hella foods

…why–…why did you ask me this again?

Mostly so I can brag about how many pies I had on Thanksgiving.

…why–…why did you ask me this again?

Oh again. Idk how that happened.

oh I hella food

See? She hella foods

Now I see. I also see the fun things I missed.

I produce loud tenor vibes despite the fact I'm a bass

I just got that r a n g e

Bro I feel you.

We also get to wear tuxes, and I felt like a penguin. Fucking best feeling ever

Yes.

…why–…why did you ask me this again?

Mostly so I can brag about how many pies I had on Thanksgiving.

Tell me of the pies

So I can brag about MY APPLE TURNOVERS I MADE FROM SCRATCH

I made a pumpkin pie and it was fucking delicious because I use secret ingredients

Well DIDJA NOW let me tell you that there were FOURTEEN FLIPPING PIES!!!

I made a pumpkin pie and it was fucking delicious because I use secret ingredients

Like what?

Dominic what part of secret ingredients ….

WHEEZE

Well DIDJA NOW let me tell you that there were FOURTEEN FLIPPING PIES!!!

fucking 14?!??!?!?!