forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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You probably.

I mean maybe but i don't knoww
It could be you, she does like you a lot

that's very different affection

Yeah, you right, you right

Okay wait but how do you accidentally make 24 turnovers?

A very fair question that I was wondering myself.

I uh–made way too much filling because i got all excited and peeled all the apples in my parents house instead of doing like…four

Chef Woods everyone
It be like that, peeling apples is very exciting

It was my first time baking turnovers from scratch and the first time I'd ever made a dish for Thanksgiving. I wasnt about to botch it.

Okay wait but how do you accidentally make 24 turnovers?

A very fair question that I was wondering myself.

I uh–made way too much filling because i got all excited and peeled all the apples in my parents house instead of doing like…four

This sounds like me sort of. But I would never do this. I have peeled too much fruit for that.

You probably.

I mean maybe but i don't knoww
It could be you, she does like you a lot

that's very different affection

Explain.

Okay wait but how do you accidentally make 24 turnovers?

A very fair question that I was wondering myself.

I uh–made way too much filling because i got all excited and peeled all the apples in my parents house instead of doing like…four

Chef Woods everyone
It be like that, peeling apples is very exciting

It was my first time baking turnovers from scratch and the first time I'd ever made a dish for Thanksgiving. I wasnt about to botch it.

I mean having extra apple turnovers is definitely not a bad thing

Okay wait but how do you accidentally make 24 turnovers?

A very fair question that I was wondering myself.

I uh–made way too much filling because i got all excited and peeled all the apples in my parents house instead of doing like…four

Chef Woods everyone
It be like that, peeling apples is very exciting

I read this in an announcer type voice.

Okay wait but how do you accidentally make 24 turnovers?

A very fair question that I was wondering myself.

I uh–made way too much filling because i got all excited and peeled all the apples in my parents house instead of doing like…four

Chef Woods everyone
It be like that, peeling apples is very exciting

I read this in an announcer type voice.

Well thats what I meant the first part to sound like
But did you read the whole thing like that??

Yes.

I'm sorry, but "it be like that" in an announcer voice is so fucking funny to me

And Eris went offline. And we never heard from her again

But also the deadpan mixed with Game Excitement is amazing with the "Peeling apples is very exciting."

I'll call her and leave her a million voicemails. At least one will be singing Shawn Mendez. I don't know why either.

Cause c r a c k h e a d energy dom

But also the deadpan mixed with Game Excitement is amazing with the "Peeling apples is very exciting."

Hi, wtf does this say

Looking at this from your perspective made this 100X funnier.

*"Peeling apples is very exciting" Sounds even funnier in the voice of a news guy for sports.

Looking at this from your perspective made this 100X funnier.

Not everyone is in your head Dom

*"Peeling apples is very exciting" Sounds even funnier in the voice of a news guy for sports.

Okay thank you.
I agree, it does
"Peeling apples is very exicting."
"Indeed John, it is."

True. I give surprisingly few people entrance to that secret realm.

Well I appreciate it. I was really, really confused

*"Peeling apples is very exciting" Sounds even funnier in the voice of a news guy for sports.

Okay thank you.
I agree, it does
"Peeling apples is very exicting."
"Indeed John, it is."

"Look at her go with that peeler!"
"It's amazing!"
"She's getting faster now. A little frenzied."
"She better watch out. Or else-"
"OOOOOOOOOOHH! A cut to the thumb knuckle!"
"You gotta watch out for those sharp edges Jerod."
"Indeed you do."

I nominate the two of us to watch Eris cook and make sports commentary as she does it
Because thats so fucking funny, I'm dying

I very much agree. If we ever come to be in a room together, and that room happens to be a kitchen. Just look me in the eye and I'll know.

this just made my fucking day

Always glad to provide laughter and amusement.