Ummm someone thought that my sister and I were my grandmother's daughters…. And that we were my mom and uncle's sisters….
Also home goods guy just said "this is good penis"

I have a very BTS obsessed friend too. I'll count my fangirl friends (not just music but that counts):
S: Eminem
J: BTS
C: Marvel universe in any form
G: Anime
and a lot more that I can't think of

Stop jumping down people’s throat, Mir

Do. Not. Call. Me. Mir. Why is that so hard to understand?
You are not somebody that I want to use my nickname.

Ummm someone thought that my sister and I were my grandmother's daughters…. And that we were my mom and uncle's sisters….
Also home goods guy just said "this is good penis"

"This is a good penis"
—Me on a Saturday night ;)

Ummm someone thought that my sister and I were my grandmother's daughters…. And that we were my mom and uncle's sisters….
Also home goods guy just said "this is good penis"

"This is a good penis"
—Me on a Saturday night ;)

oh my GOD Lee

Ummm someone thought that my sister and I were my grandmother's daughters…. And that we were my mom and uncle's sisters….
Also home goods guy just said "this is good penis"

"This is a good penis"
—Me on a Saturday night ;)

oh my GOD Lee

innocently What?

Ummm someone thought that my sister and I were my grandmother's daughters…. And that we were my mom and uncle's sisters….
Also home goods guy just said "this is good penis"

"This is a good penis"
—Me on a Saturday night ;)

oh my GOD Lee

innocently What?

Lollllllll

Ummm someone thought that my sister and I were my grandmother's daughters…. And that we were my mom and uncle's sisters….
Also home goods guy just said "this is good penis"

"This is a good penis"
—Me on a Saturday night ;)

oh my GOD Lee

innocently What?

xD

DID Y'ALL KNOW SPIDER LENNY EXISTS
/╲/( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)/\╱\

DID Y'ALL KNOW SPIDER LENNY EXISTS
/╲/( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)/\╱\

SPIDERMAN

great now i have the uncontrollable urge to add venom to my playlist
which is good since i was procrastinating on that soooo long

－－＝Ξ/╲/( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)/\╱\
He runs

－－＝Ξ/╲/( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)/\╱\
He runs

He will run from the people who are afraid of spooders

That made me chuckle way harder than it should have

－－＝Ξ/╲/( ͡° ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ͡°)/\╱\
comin' for your bitch

I FINALLY ADDED VENOM TO MY PLAYLIST I'VE BEEN PROCRASTINATING AND I DID IT!

I FINALLY ADDED VENOM TO MY PLAYLIST I'VE BEEN PROCRASTINATING AND I DID IT!

👏👏👏

"Aww why is he crying?"
Me: "Well KAREN maybe because you have him in a chokehold, you're rocking him back and forth violently and you keep moving his legs around and jamming them into stuff? Or maybe because he has to be held by an ugly bitch? But what would would I, a snobby teenager know?"

"Aww why is he crying?"
Me: "Well KAREN maybe because you have him in a chokehold, you're rocking him back and forth violently and you keep moving his legs around and jamming them into stuff? Or maybe because he has to be held by an ugly bitch? But what would would I, a snobby teenager know?"

Wut?

"Aww why is he crying?"
Me: "Well KAREN maybe because you have him in a chokehold, you're rocking him back and forth violently and you keep moving his legs around and jamming them into stuff? Or maybe because he has to be held by an ugly bitch? But what would would I, a snobby teenager know?"

Wut?

Do I need to call CPS?

No it was the kids grandmother or something
But like…. Wtf also her name isn't Karen, but whatever

I don't know what's happening.

Neither do I

massive eye roll

overdramatic bitches

true lmao

Things I say on a daily basis that tell you a lot about me:
"Something is wrong, I can feel it."
"Welp…"
"I'm a FAILURE!"
"SQUEEEEEEE!"
"Who wants some dank memes?"
"Sorry."
"I'm dead inside."