forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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On what grounds did you not deserve my hatred

Okay, so maybe I deserved a tad bit because I was being a bitch as per usual, but I was perfectly willing to hear why you called me such awful names and declared that I'm the worst person ever.

Besides the rare instances where I'm an asshole for no reason, I'm a perfect little angel

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Now THAT is absolute bullshit and you know it. The water park ring any bells?

And you absolutely deserved it after mocking me for dropping the basketball

Whatever do you mean? I was nothing but nice at the water park. And as for the basketball, you should've know it would hit you. That's on you. At least I'm not a total stranger laughing at you behind your back.

Okay, rude. And I'm pretty sure being willing to throw down with little kids and vocalizing that isn't being 'nothing but nice'

I never vocalized it, I thought that. And all i 'said' was "no your not" when the kids behind me were attempting to claim my rightful spot.

Your rightful spot. On the merry-go-round. I really hope you know how ridiculous you sound

It was a dragon, thank you. Of course I'm going to claim it as mine. Call me ridiculous all you want, I'm not the one who ate a potato like an apple

You eat them raw for fuck's sake! That isn't all that different! And I was curious, so bite me. You wanna know what's ridiculous. Your fake ass blackberries. They don't fucking grow like that

I don't eat them raw, I put salt on them. And I never told you to eat it like a fucking apple! I specifically told you that I cut them into pieces!

AND MY BLACKBERRIES ARE NOT FAKE FOR FUCKS SAKE! LOOK IT UP!

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THEY ARE TOO. THEY GROW ON VINES, GODDAMMIT, NOT THOSE BULLSHIT ASS PLANTS YOU SENT ME A PICTURE OF. I KNOW BLACKBERRIES, AND THOSE AIN'T IT.

YES THEY FUCKING ARE!! I've been getting blackberries from the side of the woods for YEARS. I think I know what my fucking blackberries are

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Your blackberried are bullshit Circe. I have blackberries five feet from my back door and they aren't whatever the fuck you call blackberries

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Oh my gods, are we seriously having this argument again??? Blackberries can grow on vines AND BUSHES

Look. It. Up. You. Idiot.

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I did look it up, you ass, and I was right! They grow on vines

They can be bushes as well! Or shrubs, if you will.

"Unmanaged mature plants form a tangle of dense arching stems, the branches rooting from the node tip on many species when they reach the ground. Vigorous and growing rapidly in woods, scrub, hillsides, and hedgerows, blackberry shrubs tolerate poor soils, readily colonizing wasteland, ditches, and vacant lots.[4][6]"

Fuck you, you're the one being an ass this time. I'm simply defending my blackberries from you

Your blackberries are as fake as you, bite me

Chomp chomp bitch. How the fuck am I fake

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