forum Don't Be Suspicious

Started March 01, 2019 by Deleted user

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Ha, I had a host and a sip of wine, separately
Except church is currently canceled bc of corona and idk if the quarantine will be lifted by Easter.

Beer just smells gross enough for me to want to try it. That was my cousin's thing, and it didn't turn out well for him

I'm personally a wine guy, it's nice, relaxing, classy, and really only need one because more than one and this lightweight gets super tired and wants to go to bed early

My mom has an actually nice tasting wine I was allowed to try once or twice
It's a white centurri wine I think?? I don't know much about wine, but it was nice

Surprisingly enough, neither one of my parents really drinks (despite my dad being from WI and my mom's parents both being from here too, and WI is kinda known as the beer state)

I read that as WWI for a sec and was confused.

Ah yes, WWI, the classic era of alcoholism

The most I think I’ll ever try is mead. I’m not big on alcohol due to various reasons (though I don’t really care if others drink it, as long as they’re safe)

But I’m still underage so can’t have alcohol until I’m 18 which isn’t that long from now…

Wait but that's kinda accurate though

Ah yes, WWI, the classic era of alcoholism

I laughed.

The most I think I’ll ever try is mead. I’m not big on alcohol due to various reasons (though I don’t really care if others drink it, as long as they’re safe)

But I’m still underage so can’t have alcohol until I’m 18 which isn’t that long from now…

I always thought you were in your twenties, idk why

Ah yes, WWI, the classic era of alcoholism

I laughed.

But everything changed when the Prohibition attacked.

The most I think I’ll ever try is mead. I’m not big on alcohol due to various reasons (though I don’t really care if others drink it, as long as they’re safe)

But I’m still underage so can’t have alcohol until I’m 18 which isn’t that long from now…

I always thought you were in your twenties, idk why

damn….

….not the oldest I’ve been considered, though. honestly I’m kind of impressed

Bourbon whiskey makes my chest feel toasty

why do I find it hard to believe that Dommy has drank

Because he seems very Lawful Good, like he'd never break a law.

Ah yes, WWI, the classic era of alcoholism

I laughed.

But everything changed when the Prohibition attacked.

We didn't mean to get involved, promise

are you sure that strawberry champagne wasn't just champagne flavored gummy bears??

also I had those once and they slapped

I’m also really curious, Jynnie - what led you to believe I was in my twenties at some point?

I’m also really curious, Jynnie - what led you to believe I was in my twenties at some point?

Idk, you just seem cool and mature

Ah yes, WWI, the classic era of alcoholism

I laughed.

But everything changed when the Prohibition attacked.

We didn't mean to get involved, promise

In the 1920s, people made their own alcohol.
In the 2020s, people are making alcohol to make into hand sanitizer.

my parents have a heck ton of alcohol
…not because they drink it, but because my dad’s coworkers keep giving it to him as gifts and he never knows what to do with it
he drinks like once every couple months if even that
we don’t need all this alcohol

They have unwittingly prepared him for the coronapocolypse

Ah yes, WWI, the classic era of alcoholism

I laughed.

But everything changed when the Prohibition attacked.

Only the boozemaster, creator of the 21st amendment could stop them, but when the Great Depression hit, he vanished.

y'all obviously the only valid Alcohols are blue tarantula tequila and Mike's hard lemonade. one tastes bad but is blue and the other tastes great and is safer for younger people to drink