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Started March 14, 2019 by Deleted user

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See, for me it depends. If it's on bread, smooth. If I'm eating it out of the jar, crunchy.

D:
Ask him if he wants to join my group of….scientists.

Last time I had a panic attack at school the guidance counselor got peanut butter from my sixth grade math teacher and made me eat it

Update on the science:

My father gave the sage advice to nuke it in the microwave the soften the thicc chips. Best advice. Best recipe. My heart and stomach are content.

For how long?

See, for me it depends. If it's on bread, smooth. If I'm eating it out of the jar, crunchy.

Smooth spreads better on soft bread, crunchy can be hard to spread

Update on the science:

My father gave the sage advice to nuke it in the microwave the soften the thicc chips. Best advice. Best recipe. My heart and stomach are content.

For how long?

Two bursts of 15 seconds, though for smaller chips the nuking shouldn't take as long. Don't want the cocoa-nut sauce to be all drippy

See this is when I need a Nate, for his entire existence is peanut butter. I can snap his neck and his blood would be peanut butter.

Anyway crunchy’s the best hands-down, idk about any sort of science.

D:
Ask him if he wants to join my group of….scientists.

His response: "Nah I'm good. Thanks for the invite though."

D:
Ask him if he wants to join my group of….scientists.

His response: "Nah I'm good. Thanks for the invite though."

I guess we'll have to surprise adopt him

D:
Ask him if he wants to join my group of….scientists.

His response: "Nah I'm good. Thanks for the invite though."

I guess we'll have to surprise adopt him

No Pickles, I do not give you permission to surprise adopt my 52-year-old father.

D:
Ask him if he wants to join my group of….scientists.

His response: "Nah I'm good. Thanks for the invite though."

I guess we'll have to surprise adopt him

No Pickles, I do not give you permission to surprise adopt my 52-year-old father.

Please? He can be our resident alibi (and also the one who gets us supplies)

Last time I had a panic attack at school the guidance counselor got peanut butter from my sixth grade math teacher and made me eat it

Did… did that help?

D:
Ask him if he wants to join my group of….scientists.

His response: "Nah I'm good. Thanks for the invite though."

I guess we'll have to surprise adopt him

No Pickles, I do not give you permission to surprise adopt my 52-year-old father.

Please? He can be our resident alibi (and also the one who gets us supplies)

No
Yall he's a history geek with a nerd's wet dream as a job
Not a prime person to help in science activities

D:
Ask him if he wants to join my group of….scientists.

His response: "Nah I'm good. Thanks for the invite though."

I guess we'll have to surprise adopt him

No Pickles, I do not give you permission to surprise adopt my 52-year-old father.

Please? He can be our resident alibi (and also the one who gets us supplies)

No
Yall he's a history geek with a nerd's wet dream as a job
Not a prime person to help in science activities

We don't need you permission

D:
Ask him if he wants to join my group of….scientists.

His response: "Nah I'm good. Thanks for the invite though."

I guess we'll have to surprise adopt him

No Pickles, I do not give you permission to surprise adopt my 52-year-old father.

Please? He can be our resident alibi (and also the one who gets us supplies)

No
Yall he's a history geek with a nerd's wet dream as a job
Not a prime person to help in science activities

We don't need you permission

Well if my answer is "no" then what the hell to you think his answer is gonna be?

Last time I had a panic attack at school the guidance counselor got peanut butter from my sixth grade math teacher and made me eat it

Did… did that help?

You know what, a little bit

D:
Ask him if he wants to join my group of….scientists.

His response: "Nah I'm good. Thanks for the invite though."

I guess we'll have to surprise adopt him

No Pickles, I do not give you permission to surprise adopt my 52-year-old father.

Please? He can be our resident alibi (and also the one who gets us supplies)

No
Yall he's a history geek with a nerd's wet dream as a job
Not a prime person to help in science activities

Tell your dad that I think he's awesome.

D:
Ask him if he wants to join my group of….scientists.

His response: "Nah I'm good. Thanks for the invite though."

I guess we'll have to surprise adopt him

No Pickles, I do not give you permission to surprise adopt my 52-year-old father.

Please? He can be our resident alibi (and also the one who gets us supplies)

No
Yall he's a history geek with a nerd's wet dream as a job
Not a prime person to help in science activities

We don't need you permission

Well if my answer is "no" then what the hell to you think his answer is gonna be?

It's not a surprise adoption if he agrees

D:
Ask him if he wants to join my group of….scientists.

His response: "Nah I'm good. Thanks for the invite though."

I guess we'll have to surprise adopt him

No Pickles, I do not give you permission to surprise adopt my 52-year-old father.

Please? He can be our resident alibi (and also the one who gets us supplies)

No
Yall he's a history geek with a nerd's wet dream as a job
Not a prime person to help in science activities

Tell your dad that I think he's awesome.

He says "Thank you. This is from the Mary Shelley book nerd, right?"

He knows your online friends thats so cute

That's only cuz I talk about you guys a lot

wait does he know me?

D:
Ask him if he wants to join my group of….scientists.

His response: "Nah I'm good. Thanks for the invite though."

I guess we'll have to surprise adopt him

No Pickles, I do not give you permission to surprise adopt my 52-year-old father.

Please? He can be our resident alibi (and also the one who gets us supplies)

No
Yall he's a history geek with a nerd's wet dream as a job
Not a prime person to help in science activities

Tell your dad that I think he's awesome.

He says "Thank you. This is from the Mary Shelley book nerd, right?"

:D

That's only cuz I talk about you guys a lot

Tbh I think the fact that he even lets you talk about your internet friends is amazing

wait does he know me?

Well, I've talked about you before to him, just don't know if he'd remember "Yes, Pickles is a person. Her name is Lizzy but we all know her as Pickles. Please keep up."