forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo

Started July 17, 2020 by @HighPockets group

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Quill: I'm not superstitious.
Quill, drawing a salt circle around her bed: But I am a little stitious.

Cyrus: Oh, my god, we're having a bonding moment!
Jack: If by 'bonding moment', you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we've met, then yes. I suppose we are.

Dally: Why do you have a safe full of passports?
Cyrus: In case I have to flee the country.
Dally: That’s…very illegal, actually.
Cyrus: Oh.

Dally: Hey, I heard you like reptiles! Got any cool facts?
Quill: If a crocodile eats your dad, it becomes your new dad!

Anthony: You've been arrested for…breaking into a pet store?
Quill: I thought the animals might be lonely!

Quill: Hey, are you okay?
Claire: Yeah.
Quill: You don't look okay.
Claire: Then stop looking.

Quill: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?
Anthony: I’m an ‘I’m not paying a thousand bucks for Photoshop’ pirate.

Cyrus: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Cyrus: Ha! Just kidding, I did blow up a Target once.

Poli: Tetra, you just saved my life!
Tetra: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

Bianca: I need life advice.
Ray: (eating cookie dough with a spatula) You came to the right person.

Felix: I am a responsible adult!
Felix:
Felix: Well, I’m an adult.

Midge: I have a plan.
Dahlia: I have the hospital on speed dial.

Midge: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Midge: Ha! Just kidding, I did blow up a Target.

Jeb: (holding their metal arm at a certain angle so they can reflect the sun into Bianca's eyes)

Shea: Rules are made to be broken.
Paisley: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Grace: Uh, pinatas?
Abel: Glow sticks.
Rhyda: Karate boards.
Felix: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Shea: Rules!
Paisley:

Grace: I'm not superstitious.
Grace, drawing a salt circle around her bed: But I am a little stitious.

Midge: Oh, my god, we're having a bonding moment!
Dahlia: If by 'bonding moment', you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we've met, then yes. I suppose we are.

Drew: Why do you have a safe full of passports?
Donovan: In case I have to flee the country.
Drew: That’s…very illegal, actually.
Donovan: Oh.

Avon: Hey, I heard you like reptiles! Got any cool facts?
Howie: If a crocodile eats your dad, it becomes your new dad!

Avon: You've been arrested for…breaking into a pet store?
Midge: I thought the animals might be lonely!

Grace: Hey, are you okay?
Drew: Yeah.
Grace: You don't look okay.
Drew: Then stop looking.

Shea: Are you an ‘arr’ pirate or a ‘yo ho ho’ pirate?
Bianca: I’m an ‘I’m not paying a thousand bucks for Photoshop’ pirate.

Abel: Shea, you just saved my life!
Shea: And I’d do it again! And perhaps a third time! But that would be it.

Skye: I need life advice.
Annette, eating cookie dough with a spatula: You came to the right person.

Luc: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is absolutely killing it on the dance floor!
Luc: Ha! Just kidding, I'm wanted on like 5 planets.

Livia: I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

Luc, half delirious: Stars, we're having a bonding moment!
Mariam: If by 'bonding moment', you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we've met, then yes. I suppose we are.

Annette: Why do you have a safe full of passports?
Skye: For next time I flee the planet.
Annette: That’s…very illegal, actually.
Skye: Oh.

Dima: You've been arrested for…breaking into a pet store?
Ness: I thought the animals might be lonely!

Hank: Hey, are you okay?
Clive: Yeah.
Hank: You don't look okay.
Clive: Then stop looking.

Bastian: Isaak, you just saved my life!
Isaak: And I’d do it again. And perhaps a third time. But that would be it.

Quill: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Dally: That's deep.
Cyrus: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Dally: That's even deeper.
Jack: All of you are goddamn idiots.

Dally: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking, ‘are we about to kiss?’
Dally: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, though.

Cyrus: You’re a loose cannon, Dal.
Dally: I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? I’m just a rebel. Ant is the loose cannon.
Anthony: Shut your trap, Dame.
Cyrus: I’d say Anthony's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing.
Quill: …So is Dally a loose cannon or not?
Cyrus: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this.

Ophelia, to Quill: Me? I'm the bee's knees, but you? You're just…uh…
Quill: The cockroach's ankles?
Ophelia: Ye- uh, what?

Daisy: Jesus, what happened to your nose?
Dally: I used it to break some guy's fist.

Felix: I would destroy the world for you guys.
Anthony: Okay, but would you do the dishes?
Felix: Fuck no.

Anthony: Hecate, I need you to swear–
Cyrus: Fuck.
Anthony: …Swear as in promise.

Quill: Hey, cool rock!
Dally: Thanks, Anthony gave it to me.
Anthony: I threw it at you!
Dally: Isn't he the best?

Quill, to Ophelia: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law-abiding citizen.

Blitz: I have your little sister.
Cyrus: What? I don't have a little sister.
Blitz: Then who's this kid who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Cyrus: Oh my god, you have Quill.

Claire: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life very difficult.
Quill, flatly: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.

Dally: The risk I took was calculated, but, man, am I bad at math.

Jimmy: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
J.B.: That's deep.
Yrin: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Carey: That's even deeper.
Tiodore: All of you are goddamn idiots.

Barry: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking, ‘are we about to kiss?’
Barry: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, though.

Mabel: You’re a loose cannon, Maisy.
Maisy: I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? I’m just a rebel. Joey is the loose cannon.
Joey: Shut up, Owens.
Mabel: I’d say Joey's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing.
Ira: …So is Maisy a loose cannon or not?
Maisy: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this.

Mabel: Jesus, what happened to your nose?
Joey: I used it to break some guy's fist.

Joey: I would destroy the world for you.
Mabel: Okay, but would you do the dishes?
Joey: Fuck no.

Mabel: Ira, I need you to swear–
Ira: Damn.
Mabel: Swear as in promise-.

Skye: Hey, cool rock!
Luc: Thanks, Mariam gave it to me.
Mariam: I threw it at you!
Luc: Isn't she the best?

Fryght: I have your little sister.
Joey: What? I don't have a little sister.
Fryght: Then who just called me a lowlife bitch and spat in my face?
Joey: Oh my God, you have Cam.

Fryght: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life very difficult.
Joey, flatly: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.

Midge: Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit, and wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
Howie: That's deep.
Midge: That means that ketchup is a smoothie.
Howie: That's even deeper.
Dahlia: All of you are goddamn idiots.

Felix: You can de-escalate literally any situation by asking, ‘are we about to kiss?’
Felix: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, though.

Paisley: You’re a loose cannon, Shea.
Shea: I’m a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? I’m just a rebel. Rhyda is the loose cannon.
Rhyda: Shut your trap, Four.
Grace: I’d say Rhyda's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose. That’s an entirely different thing.
Shea: …So is Rhyda a loose cannon or not?
Paisley: All right, put on a pot of coffee. We’re gonna get to the bottom of this.

Felix, to Drew: Me? I'm the bee's knees, but you? You're just…uh…
Drew: The cockroach's ankles?
Felix: Ye- uh, what?

Bianca: Jesus, what happened to your nose?
Shea: I used it to break some guy's fist.

Shea: I would destroy the world for you guys.
Crimson: Okay, but would you do the dishes?
Shea: Fuck no.

Paisley: Abel, I need you to swear–
Abel: Fuck.
Paisley: …Swear as in promise.

Howie: Hey, cool rock!
Midge: Thanks, Langely gave it to me.
Officer Langely: I threw it at you!
Midge: Isn't he the best?

Rhyda, to Felix: If looking good was a crime, you’d be a law-abiding citizen.

uhh criminal of some kind: I have your little sister.
Paisley: What? I don't have a little sister.
criminal: Then who's this kid who just called me a lowlife bitch and spit in my face?
Paisley: Oh my god, you have Cagney.

Paisley: Don’t go picking a fight with me. I could make your life very difficult.
Abel, flatly: Wow. I wonder what it’d be like to have a difficult life.

Grace: The risk I took was calculated, but, man, am I bad at math.

Barry: Someone stuck a funny hat on my head.
Barry: I'm going to leave it there.
Barry: This is who I am now.

Dally: You…have a face.
Safie: Yes? I do?
Dally: I mean a nice face. You have a pretty nice face.
Safie: Thanks?
Dally: Please accept my attempt at flirting. I don't know what I am doing.

Joey: Why are you always hanging around here? Don't you have parents?
Maisy: What are parents?
Joey:
Joey: I see.

Mabel: What scares you the most?
Rosa: Wasps.
Maisy: Horses.
Martin: Spiders.
Cameron Alexis: The unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us towards an inevitable death.
Tomas:….Cameron.

Grady: Happy birthday to the amazing Livia Friedman!
Levi, Livia's twin: Wow, okay.

Perry: Hey, Ophelia, do you like Quill?
Ophelia: You know what? Yeah. Yeah, I do.
Perry: El! I told you! You owe me ten bucks!
Elliot: Well, we all like Quill! You should've asked if she like likes her.
Ophelia: …Oh. I thought that was implied.
Elliot:
Perry:
Ophelia: Congrats, Perry, you just won ten bucks.

Quill, to Azazel: Wow, left-handed and British? You really are an illusion.

Anthony: Are you ready to commit?
Dally: Like, a crime or to a relationship?
Dally: My answer's yes either way, so I'm not really sure why I asked for clarification.

Quill: Dr. Device, I need some advice.
Jack: You need advice from me?
Quill: Yeah, frightening, isn't it?

Anthony: [Coughs up blood]
Felix: Don't go dying on us, Kane.
Anthony, between coughing fits: Don't tell me what to do.

Cyrus: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Anthony: That's not a thing.
Cyrus: Well, not with that attitude.

Jack: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Dally: For the love of God, just say fuck.

Jack: Cyrus, I'm going to need a human skull, but you can't ask why.
Cyrus, pulling four skulls out of her bag: Only if you also don't ask why.
Jack:
Jack, taking a skull: …This one will do.

Cyrus: Happy birthday to the amazing Daisy Dame!
Dally, her twin: Wow, okay.

Azazel: Someone stuck a funny hat on my head.
Azazel: I'm going to leave it there.
Azazel: This is who I am now.

Imogen: Hey, Addie, do you like Kay?
Addie: You know what? Yeah. Yeah, I do.
Tabitha: Ha! I told you! You owe me ten bucks!
Eliot: Well, we all like Kay! You should've asked if she like likes them.
Addie: …Oh. I thought that was implied.
Eliot:
Tabitha:
Addie: Congrats, Tabitha, you just won ten bucks.

Tabitha, to Imogen: Wow, left-handed and a Starborn? You really are an illusion.

Mariam: Are you ready to commit?
Luc: Like, a crime or to a relationship?
Luc: My answer's yes either way, so I'm not really sure why I asked for clarification.

Ira: Mr. Poole, I need some advice.
Joey: You need advice from me?
Ira: Yes. Frightening, isn't it?

Cameron Alexis: Coughs up blood
Joey: Don't go dying on us, Cam.
Cameron Alexis, between coughing fits: Don't tell me what to do.

Della: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Theo: That's not a thing.
Della: Well, not with that attitude.

Ernie: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Bernie: For the love of God, just say fuck.

Andor: Sorry I was late.
Andor: Traffic is exactly how it's been every day for the past 5 years and I was not expecting that.

Guard: I'm sorry. I can't let you in.
Alexander: But my brother is the king! He's right there! He'll vouch for me!
Matthew:….
Matthew: I've never seen this man in my life.

Crispin: *Coughs up blood*
Gerard: Don't go dying on us, Crispin
Crispin, between coughing fits: Don't tell me what to do.

Dallas: Andor, I need some advice.
Andor: You need advice from me?
Dallas: Yes. Frightening, isn't it?

Keyla: Crushes are the worst.
Taven: I know. Whenever I’m around mine I act all stupid.
Keyla: Pfft, you always act stupid.
Taven:
Keyla:

Ella: Nina offered me her drink because I mentioned I was thirsty.
Ella: I was not fucking expecting to take a sip of a baja blast mountain dew at 7 in the morning.

Andor: Started talking to yourself, Ara?
Ara: Yes. It's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation around here.

Gerard: I forget but I do NOT forgive.
Gerard: I'm wandering around hating people and can't remember why.

Jackson: Sorry I was late.
Jackson: Traffic is exactly how it's been every day for the past 5 years and I was not expecting that.

Guard: I'm sorry. I can't let you in.
Aspen: But my brother is the king! He's right there! He'll vouch for me!
Oberon:….
Oberon: I've never seen this man in my life.

Joey: Coughs up blood
Cameron Alexis: Don't go dying on us, Poole
Joey, between coughing fits: Don't tell me what to do.

Safie: Crushes are the worst.
Dally: I know. Whenever I’m around mine I act all stupid.
Safie: Pfft, you always act stupid.
Dally:
Safie:

Agnes: Tiodore offered me his drink because I mentioned I was thirsty.
Agnes: I was not expecting to take a sip of vodka at 7 in the morning.

Barry: Started talking to yourself, Prospero?
Tobias: Yes. It's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation around here.

Beck: I forget but I do not forgive.
Beck: I'm wandering around hating people and can't remember why.

Jeb: Sorry I was late.
Jeb: Traffic is exactly how it's been every day for the past 5 years and I was not expecting that.

Guard: I'm sorry. I can't let you in.
Drew: But my sister is Donovan's heir! She's right there! She'll vouch for me!
Cagney:….
Cagney: I've never seen this man in my life.

Rhyda: [Coughs up blood]
Grace: Don't go dying on us, Rhy
Rhyda, between coughing fits: Don't tell me what to do.

Bianca: Crushes are the worst.
Shea: I know. Whenever I’m around mine I act all stupid.
Bianca: Pfft, you always act stupid.
Shea:
Bianca:

Felix: Drew offered me his drink because I mentioned I was thirsty.
Felix: I was not expecting to take a sip of vodka at 7 in the morning.

Felix: Started talking to yourself, Pais?
Paisley: Yes. It's the only way I can be sure of intelligent conversation around here.

Rhyda: I forget but I do not forgive.
Rhyda: I'm wandering around hating people and can't remember why.

Crimson: Hey, Shea, do you like Bianca?
Shea: You know what? Yeah. Yeah, I do.
Jeb: Ha! I told you! You owe me ten bucks!
Crimson: Well, we all like Bianca! You should've asked if she like likes her.
Shea: …Oh. I thought that was implied.
Crimson:
Jeb:
Shea: Congrats, Jeb, you just won ten bucks.

Shea, to Rhyda: Wow, left-handed and a blind? You really are an illusion.

Bianca: Are you ready to commit?
Shea: Like, a crime or to a relationship?
Shea: My answer's yes either way, so I'm not really sure why I asked for clarification.

Bianca: Mr. Hartford, I need some advice.
Ray: You need advice from me?
Bianca: Yes. Frightening, isn't it?

Grace: Happy October 32nd! Second Halloween!
Paisley: That's not a thing.
Grace: Well, not with that attitude.

Grace: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Rhyda: For the love of God, just say fuck.

Mabel, at the end of a rant about the League: I don't get paid enough for this!
Joey: Wait, you're getting paid?

Jacob: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Eliza: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Barry: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Michael: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Eliza: Flips the board

(I had a ton of new quotes compiled and then accidentally closed the tab :'-] another try!)

Cyrus: Kane, I'm sorry. I messed up. But you know I would kill for you. Ask me to kill for you!
Anthony: No.

Felix: If I may interject…
Anthony: Oh, wonderful, Burman was eavesdropping.

Tetra: Would someone care to explain why there are six dogs in the apartment?
Poli: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

Dally: Are you this blunt with everyone?
Anthony: Yes. Don't think you're special.

Cyrus, sharpening a knife: We've got ways of making people talk.
Cyrus: Cuts a slice of cake
Dally: …Can I have some?
Cyrus: Cake is for talkers.

Claire: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

Ellis: Okay! Let’s play Kiss, Marry, Kill!
Ellis: First, who would you guys kill?
Vio: Points at Poli
Tetra: Points at Poli
Drinn: Points at Poli
Poli, shrugging: I would kill me too.

Vio: Find another route. This isn't safe for amateur adventurers.
Tetra: That sounds like a challenge.
Vio: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.
Tetra: …Is exactly what one would say to dissuade the weak of heart from attempting a feat of will and strength. Well, I accept your challenge!
Vio: There is no challenge!

Cyrus: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go apeshit?
Jack: I'm hanging on by a thread here! Going apeshit is exactly the thing I'm trying to avoid!

Emmett, when the two first meet: Device, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?
Jack: Well, my doctor just said I should avoid—
Emmett: Being a wuss? I agree.

Cyrus: What? Why would anyone want to hurt Dally?
Anthony: Maybe because they met him?

Anthony: Cardenas, what are you doing?
Quill, shaking a piggy bank: I’m trying to figure out how much change I have.
Anthony: You could always, you know…take it out and count it.
Quill: Where’s the fun in that?

Quill: Wow, Dr. Device, are you secretly cool?
Jack: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool!
Quill: I do not.

Jack: Oh. You're alive.
Dally: Why do you sound so disappointed?!

Sparrow: Thad, I'm sorry. I messed up. But you know I would kill for you. Ask me to kill for you!
Thad: No.

Drew: If I may interject…
Paisley: Oh, wonderful, Drew was eavesdropping.

Drew: Would someone care to explain why there are six dogs in the apartment?
Felix: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

Sparrow: Are you this blunt with everyone?
Kora: Yes. Don't think you're special.

Sparrow, sharpening a knife: We've got ways of making people talk.
Sparrow: [Cuts a slice of cake]
Lance: …Can I have some?
Sparrow: Cake is for talkers.

Cagney: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

Grace: Okay! Let’s play Kiss, Marry, Kill!
Grace: First, who would you guys kill?
Paisley: [Points at Drew]
Abel: [Points at Drew]
Felix: [Points at Drew]
Drew, shrugging: I would kill me too.

Thad: Find another route. This isn't safe for amateurs.
Sparrow: That sounds like a challenge.
Thad: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.
Sparrow: …Is exactly what one would say to dissuade the weak of heart from attempting a feat of will and strength. Well, I accept your challenge!
Thad: There is no challenge!

Sparrow: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go apeshit?
Thad: I'm hanging on by a thread here! Going apeshit is exactly the thing I'm trying to avoid!

Paisley: Drew, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?
Drew: Well, my doctor just said I should avoid—
Paisley: Being a wuss? I agree.

Haru: What? Why would anyone want to hurt Abel?
Ray: Maybe because they met them?

Dahlia: Midge, what are you doing?
Midge, shaking a piggy bank: I’m trying to figure out how much change I have.
Dahlia: You could always, you know…take it out and count it.
Midge: Where’s the fun in that?

Howie: Wow, Dahlia, are you secretly cool?
Dahlia: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool!
Howie: I do not.

Lance: Oh. You're alive.
Thaddeus: Why do you sound so disappointed?!

Shai: AJ, I'm sorry. I messed up. But you know I would kill for you. Ask me to kill for you!
AJ: No.

Luke: If I may interject…
Owen: Oh, wonderful, Luke was eavesdropping.

AJ: Would someone care to explain why there are six dogs in the apartment?
Bella: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

Luke: Are you this blunt with everyone?
Shai: Yes. Don't think you're special.

Owen, sharpening a knife: We've got ways of making people talk.
Owen: [Cuts a slice of cake]
Fern: …Can I have some?
Owen: Cake is for talkers.

Fern: My favourite outdoor activity is going back inside.

Shai: Okay! Let’s play Kiss, Marry, Kill!
Shai: First, who would you guys kill?
Owen: [Points at Luke]
Fern: [Points at Luke]
AJ: [Points at Luke]
Luke, shrugging: I would kill me too.

AJ: Find another route. This isn't safe for amateurs.
Shai: That sounds like a challenge.
AJ: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.
Shai: …Is exactly what one would say to dissuade the weak of heart from attempting a feat of will and strength. Well, I accept your challenge!
AJ: There is no challenge!

Luke: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go apeshit?
Owen: I'm hanging on by a thread here! Going apeshit is exactly the thing I'm trying to avoid!

Shai: Owen, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?
Owen: Well, my doctor just said I should avoid—
Shai: Being a wuss? I agree.

Bella: What? Why would anyone want to hurt Shai?
Owen: Maybe because they met her?

Nana-Lila: Sheila, what are you doing?
Sheila, shaking a piggy bank: I’m trying to figure out how much change I have.
Nana-Lila: You could always, you know…take it out and count it.
Sheila: Where’s the fun in that?

Nana-Lila: Oh. You're alive.
Shai: Why do you sound so disappointed?!

(I had a ton of new quotes compiled and then accidentally closed the tab :'-] another try!)

(Omg that's such an awful feeling :( )

Lyra: Trix, I'm sorry. I messed up. But you know I would kill for you. Ask me to kill for you!
Trix: No.

Samuel: If I may interject…
Darius: Oh, wonderful, Shafton was eavesdropping.

Marisol: Would someone care to explain why there are six dogs in your dorm?
Casey: They're golden retrievers, dude. They retrieve gold. I did this for us.

Henry: Are you this blunt with everyone?
Geneva: Yes. Don't think you're special.

Clare, sharpening a knife: We've got ways of making people talk.
Clare: Cuts a slice of cake
Silvie: …Can I have some?
Clare: Cake is for talkers.

Kitty: My favorite outdoor activity is going back inside.

Aristotle: Okay! Let’s play Kiss, Marry, Kill!
Aristotle: First, who would you guys kill?
Percy: Points at Byron
Douglas: Points at Byron
Oscar: Points at Byron
Byron, shrugging: I would kill me too.

Lord Arnol: Find another route. This isn't safe for amateur adventurers.
Aristotle: That sounds like a challenge.
Lord Arnol: I have to stress, that is not a challenge.
Aristotle: …Is exactly what one would say to dissuade the weak of heart from attempting a feat of will and strength. Well, I accept your challenge!
Lord Arnol: There is no challenge!

Sal: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go apeshit?
Shep: I'm hanging on by a thread here! Going apeshit is exactly the thing I'm trying to avoid!

Lydia, when the two first meet: Fynn, how do you feel about lifting heavy things?
Algernon: Well, my doctor just said I should avoid—
Clare: Being a wuss? I agree.

Annette: What? Why would anyone want to hurt Luc?
Mariam: Maybe because they met him?

Isaak: Rista, what are you doing?
Rista, shaking a piggy bank: I’m trying to figure out how much change I have.
Isaak: You could always, you know…take it out and count it.
Rista: Where’s the fun in that?

Timothy: Wow, Mr. Darby, are you secretly cool?
Max: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool!
Timothy: I do not.

Mariam: Oh. You're alive.
Luc: Why do you sound so disappointed?!

Ara: And you? What do you bring to the table?
Andor: Graham crackers.

Ara: Can I just stop you right there, Andor?
Andor: Oh yes. Go ahead, Ara.
Ara: Ok, I actually just really need you to stop talking.

Catalina: Birds is "oiseaux" in French. No letter is pronounced the way it should. And there are seven of them!
Catalina: IT'S PRONOUNCED "WAZO" AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT!
Ella: Oiseaux hits every vowel in the French alphabet, and manages to only be pronounced with 2 goddamn syllables.
Nina: Got vowels coming out the oiseaux.

Alexander: Oh. You're alive.
Matthew: Why do you sound so disappointed?!

Crispin: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go apeshit?
Gerard: I'm hanging on by a thread here! Going apeshit is exactly the thing I'm trying to avoid!

Dallas: Are you this blunt with everyone?
Ara: Yes. Don't think you're special.

Everett: And you? What do you bring to the table?
Hazel: Graham crackers.

Matthew: Can I just stop you right there, Bobby?
Bobby: Oh, yeah. Go ahead.
Matthew: Okay, I actually just really need you to stop talking for a minute.

Alice: Birds is "oiseaux" in French. No letter is pronounced the way it should. And there are seven of them!
Alice: IT'S PRONOUNCED "WAZO" AND YES, I WILL DIE MAD ABOUT IT!
Victor: Oiseaux hits every vowel in the French alphabet, and manages to only be pronounced with two syllables.
Henry: Got vowels coming out the oiseaux.

Alistair: Oh. You're alive.
Jake: Why do you sound so disappointed?!

Clare: Aren't you tired of being nice? Don't you just wanna go apeshit?
Silvie: I'm hanging on by a thread here! Going apeshit is exactly the thing I'm trying to avoid!

Percy: Are you this blunt with everyone?
Byron: Yes. Don't think you're special.

Ella: Hey, sorry I was acting so weird yesterday. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

Milo: Yes, I may be morally corrupted.
Milo: But I'm also incredibly hot and I think that makes up for it honestly.

Andor: I think ‘I was doing a bit’ is an extremely valid courtroom defense.

Adelia: Did you know kissing reduces stress?
Gerard: …..okay?
Adelia: "I'm just saying because you look stressed. Like really stressed."
Gerard:
Adelia: "Just wanted to let you know."

Andor: Oh wow, how did you know I was hungry? This tastes so good!
Kidnapper, putting his 37th piece of tape around Andor's mouth: I said sTOP EATING IT

Milo: How dare you criticise a national treasure!
Ravina: National treasure? You're a regional trinket, at best.

Milo: I admire the betta fish because I also am beautiful and want to fight everyone

Ira: Hey, sorry I was acting so weird yesterday. I was trying so hard to act normal that it backfired.

Oleander: Yes, I may be morally corrupted.
Oleander: But I'm also incredibly hot and I think that makes up for it honestly.

Barry: I think ‘I was doing a bit’ is an extremely valid courtroom defense.

Darlene: Did you know kissing reduces stress?
Cordelia: …..okay?
Darlene: I'm just saying because you look stressed. Like really stressed.
Cordelia:
Darlene: Just wanted to let you know.

Robin: Oh wow, how did you know I was hungry? This tastes so good!
The Erl King, putting his 37th piece of tape around Robin's mouth: I said stop eating it!

Oleander: How dare you criticize a national treasure!
Titania: National treasure? You're a regional trinket, at best.

Cameron Alexis: I admire the betta fish because I also am beautiful and want to fight everyone

Tsuki: Bitch I can sing!
Nio: Then sing
Tsuki: HuAAAAAAA
Nio: Bitch you can't sing
Tsuki: bitch you right
Tsuki: shit

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Tsuki: alright and the word of the day is weenie four, any questions?
Lio: hand shoots up
Tsuki: yes Lio?
Lio: What's a weenie four?
Tsuki: HAHAH
Tsuki: whatsaweeniefour–

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(Tsuki, Phobia, and Nio are in some bushes)
Tsuki: agent falcon are you ready
Phobia: yep, ready
Tsuki: Alright, agent little weenie?
Nio: Agent WHAT?
Tsuki: agent little weenie

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Tsuki: I saw you hanging out with iris yesterday
Nio: wait, Tsuki it's not what you think–
(Tsuki whips out a water gun)
Tsuki: I won't hesitate, bitch

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Tsuki: I was waiting for you Oroshi
Oroshi: k
Tsuki: why didn't you come to my tea party!?
Oroshi: busy
Tsuki: OROSHI, I MADE BISCUITS