Cop: What’s your name?
Dally, whispering to Joey: Can I tell him my real name?
Joey: No!
Dally: I’m…Joey Poole.
Joey:
Tobias: Let me get this straight. You think that killing those guys is funny?
Eliza: I do, and I'm tired of pretending it's not.
Rosa: I would honestly be happy just lying in a pile of paper shreds.
Maisy: Is it okay if we stay with you tonight?
Joey: Of course. My door is always open.
Dally: Is that why you don’t have any furniture?
Cameron: I only feel one emotion and it's anger.
Maisy: Last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis.
Cameron: Out of anger.
Mabel: You were happy once, you know.
Joey: I was never happy. I was just less pissed off.
Cameron, doing makeup: Some people say "don’t make the wings too big"
Cameron: I like to make my wings big enough that one day, hopefully, I’ll be able to fly away from all my problems.
Mabel: Honey bun?
Joey: Yes?
Mabel, blushing: I meant, would you like one?
Joey: Oh. Yeah, sure. Sugar?
Mabel: Yes?
Joey, also blushing: I was just asking if you wanted sugar in your coffee.
Mabel, flustered: Oh! Yeah. Sure.
Both: Completely flustered
Dally, from a distance: Even I’m getting embarrassed from watching them.
Maisy: I think I know what you mean.
Eliza: To be honest, I think of you all as fr… f…
Giulia: Almost there!
Eliza: F… fffff… frien…
Tobias: Take your time.
Safie: Oh, their breadsticks are like crack!
Maisy: I love when people say "like crack" when they have obviously never done crack
Safie: Well, their breadsticks are like what then, Swift? What can I use?
Maisy: I don't know. "The breadsticks are like a school play"?
Rosa: Why does this salad taste so bad?
Tomas: Hey, I worked hard on that.
Martin: Did you at least wash the lettuce?
Tomas: Of course! I even used soap.
Barry: Remember that time when you dared me to lick that swing set?
Giulia: No, I said “Trinculo, don’t lick that swing set” and you said “don’t tell me what to do, Venus!” and then you licked the swing set.
Jacob: I trust Barry.
Tobias: You think he knows what he's doing?
Jacob: Well, I wouldn't go that far
Cameron: I hate it when I’m hot and someone tells me to ‘take your jacket off’. No, this is my outfit.
Jacob: Who was Michelangelo again?
Barry: He’s a fucking turtle, dumbass.
Sheila: I'm trying to be like Willy Wonka. You know, a kind and mysterious mentor figure!
Martin: Who is directly responsible for the probable deaths of several children.
Sheila: Ah, technicality.
Barry: I've always wanted to see the inside of a water tower. You just know they hide some good stuff in there.
Tobias: …Water. They hide water.
Cameron: Hey, wasn't the world supposed to end in 2012? That was a great plan, who fucked that one up?
Joey: Some cartoon protagonist with the power of friendship, probably.
Joey: Hope everyone's having a fucking day.
Mabel: Easily one of the days I've had all week.
Giulia: You're cute, but you're also selfish and narcissistic to the point of near delusion.
Giulia: Leaves
Barry: She thinks I'm cute!
Barry: They call me coffee ‘cause I grind so fine.
Tobias: God, why are you like this?
Jacob: They call me coffee because I keep you up past 2 am.
Tobias: Ew, stop.
Eliza: They call me coffee because I’m really bitter and people don’t like me without changing some aspect of who I am.
Tobias:…Oh.
Tobias: Accept your flaws, you'll feel better. It worked for me.
Barry: You accepted your flaws?
Tobias: No, I accepted yours.
Reporter: So, are there any men in the picture for you?
Eliza, leaning forward: Tell me every aspect of my personality that made you assume I was straight so that I can change it immediately.
Rosa: Do you have any sort of plan to get us out of here alive?
Maisy: Sort of. The idea starts with "run for it" and generally goes downhill from there.
Giulia: Here’s a concept. Me, eating strawberries and peaches on a hillside where I am far from everything I know.
Cameron, very drunk: Behold, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren
Tobias: You’ll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake.
Tobias: I am the head of a perfectly sane and helpful team.
Barry: You have another team we don’t know about?
Martin: This is…so dumb.
Dally, standing on Martin's back: The higher I am, the better I can see.
Martin: You can pretty much fly-
Eliza: Something’s off.
Jacob: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people.
Eliza: No, but that’s funny.
Joey: Everyone else's tragic backstories gave them skills, but all I got were trust issues and dead friends.
Cameron: What doesn't kill me should run because now I'm fucking pissed.
Barry, after winning a fight: It’s like we just cleared a video game on easy!
Tobias: Real combat is NOT like a video game.
Jacob, in the background: Look! Coins!
Joey, sarcastically: Well, look at this rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Let me guess, you’re out to save the world?
Dally: Yeah, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment.
Eliza, at the slightest inconvenience: I'm going to kill someone.
Giulia: Now, don't quote me on this, but I believe that murder is illegal.
Giulia, writing in her diary with a glitter gel pen: I'm losing my sense of humanity. Nothing matters. There's blood on my hands. God is dead.
