Miran: [babbles in baby]
Varian: He’s mocking me.
Alune: He’s a baby??
Varian: He knows what he said!
Lynn: Varian’s late. Again.
Leaoni: I woke him up at 8 and pretended it was 11
Graham: I wrote a fake schedule saying we started at 9 instead of 12
Alune: I set his clock to PM instead of AM
Lynn: You all may have overdone it.
Varian, bursting through the door: WHAT YEAR IS IT?!
Lynn: You all think I enjoy being mother hen to you all?!
Varian: …
Leaoni: …
Alune and Sana: …
Lynn: Alright fine, it’s the only thing that keeps me sane.
Frost: [playing the windows shutdown theme on piano]
Frost: [passes out]
Leaoni: you’re maybe the most dramatic bitch here
Varian: Maybe?
Varian: Just maybe?
Varian: Who’s more? Who are they?? I demand answers.
Ren: I fucking hate sunflowers. Look at those fucking things. They’re taller than me. This flower is winning and I am losing. That shouldn’t be possible why am I losing to a plant.
Takeo: What about trees?
Ren: Oh don’t even get me STARTED.
Zatian: Wow. Once again, my character is under attack simply because I have taken the lives of dozens of innocent people.
Dakota: I don't have 'friends'
Benji: McKinney I will break all my bones for you
Benji: Don't test me.
Brook: He's not kidding don't let him do it
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Memphis: I love sleepovers!!
Shane: This isn't a sleepover you're in the emergency room
Memphis: Oh yeah then why am I wearing a nightgown??
Shane: It's a hospital gown
Memphis: truth or dare
Shane:
Memphis:
Shane: dare
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Eric, talking to a rival gang member: Relax!! I was just kidding about arresting you! I mean, who needs that kind of paperwork lol?
The gang member: [sighs in relief]
Eric: Jay set him on fire.
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Claus: You the have right to remain silent. Anything do you say held be will may against court you of law.
Lucas, sobbing: What the fuck are you saying
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Adoniram: Why are you following me
Nilo: Cause we're friends!
Adoniram: Okay,,, and why is that angry albino following me
Nilo: Well you see–
Ri: we're a package deal bitch.
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Memphis: oh worm?
Shane: wig
Craig: crops? watered
Jay: we stan!
Eric, sobbing: what are you guys saying
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Bonnie, peeling off her fake lashes: whew what a day!
Jiro, Greer, Nilo and Ri: what the fuck
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Tabitha: I don't have 'friends'
Eliot: Meyer, I literally got stabbed for you.
Kristi: I love sleepovers!!
Kate: This isn't a sleepover, you're in the emergency room.
Kristi: Oh yeah? Then why am I wearing a nightgown??
Kate: It's a hospital gown.
Kristi:: Truth or dare?
Kate:
Kristi:
Kate: Dare.
Talia, talking to an Osprey: Relax! I was just kidding about arresting you! I mean, who needs that kind of paperwork, right?
The Osprey: Sighs in relief
Talia: Lyra, set her on fire.
Sybil, peeling off her fake lashes: Stars, what a day.
Freddy, Ozzie, and Vera: What the hell-
Elijah: Why are you following me
Emma: Cause we're dating!
Elijah: Okay, and why is that angry albino following me
Emma: Well you see–
Kelly: We're a package deal bitch.
Ara: Any suggestions?
Andor: *raises hand*
Ara: Andor, this had better be a good idea.
Andor: *Slowly lowers hand*
Milo: I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me.
Caleb: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Adelia: Why are you asking me?
Caleb: Gerard was helping with laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say, ‘why has god forsaken me’.
Andor: What are your plans for the weekend?
Ara: Who knows?
Ara internally: I know. I'm not leaving the house.
Ravina: What's our exit strategy?
Milo: Our what?
Ravina: Dear god, we're all going to die
Alexander: Wow. Once again, my character is under attack simply because I have taken the lives of dozens of innocent people.
Leo: you’re maybe the most dramatic bitch here
Gerard: Maybe?
Gerard: Just maybe?
Gerard: Who’s more? Who are they?? I demand answers.
(time for more kit and habit because y e s)
Kit: We tried things your way.
Habit: No, we didn’t.
Kit: I did it in my head and it didn’t work.
Habit: What are the odds!
Kit, already taking out pen and paper: Is that a rhetorical question, or do you actually want to know?
Habit: Did I make a mistake? Yes.
Habit: Do I regret the decision that I made? Yes.
Kit: Stop asking yourself easy questions so you can look like a genius!
Kit: What's our exit strategy?
Habit: Our what?
Kit: Dear god, we're all going to die
Habit: Are you okay?
Kit, lying on the ground: I’m having some me time
Kit: I’m a moderate and peaceful person, truth be told
Habit: Just yesterday you threw a chair at me
Kit: Yes, which was a moderate and peaceful compromise from the table I initially planned to launch at you
Kels: Any suggestion?
Kay: Raises hand
Kels: Carth, this had better be a good idea.
Kay: Slowly lowers hand
Aspen: I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me.
Paul: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Jane: Why are you asking me?
Paul: Beckett was helping with laundry earlier and he dropped a sock and I heard him say, ‘why has god forsaken me’.
Imogen: What are your plans for the weekend?
Tabitha: Who knows?
Tabitha, internally: I know. I'm not leaving the house.
Eliot: What's our exit strategy?
Kay: Our what?
Pietyr: Stars, we're all going to die.
Varian, kneeling in church: Mods help.
[whenever Leaoni and Varian come up with a plan together]
Leaoni, singing: It's the FINAL BRAIN CELL.
Varian: kazoo solo
Sana: You know what? Underneath it all, you’re actually quite nice.
Zatian: Repeat that disgusting slander and you’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
Alune: Any suggestion?
Frost: [Raises hand]
Alune: Frost, this had better be a good idea.
Frost: [Slowly lowers hand]
Varian: I love sleepovers!!
Leaoni: This isn't a sleepover, you're in the emergency room.
Varian: Oh yeah? Then why am I wearing a nightgown??
Leaoni: It's a hospital gown.
Varian:: Truth or dare?
Leaoni:
Varian:
Leaoni: Dare.
Sana: What are the odds!
Ren, already taking out pen and paper: Is that a rhetorical question, or do you actually want to know?
Takeo: I am ready to face any challenge that might be foolish enough to face me.
Sana: I’m mad at you.
Leaoni: Literally impossible but ok.
Nich: What are the odds!
Samuel, already taking out pen and paper: Is that a rhetorical question, or do you actually want to know?
Kenna: We all know you're in love with him.
Acyn: I am not in love with Caspian, shut up.
Kenna: I never said who.
Acyn:
Acyn: Fuck, okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-
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Kenna: Have you ever seen something that changed your life?
Nakoa: I saw you.
Kenna: That's so sweet of you, but now I'm feeling a bit embarrassed cause I was just gonna show you this picture Anahid drew of me with a frog on my head.
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Caspian: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I think I know what's going on in your mind.
Will: Oh, well then. Welcome to the terror dome.
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Keres: What are you, five?
Will: [snorts] Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Keres:
Will:
Will: I'm sorry please don't kill me.
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Eira: So how goes married life?
Keres: Will got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.
Keres: He said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt!"
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Dimitri: For hating Kenna so much you sure do love to talk about her.
Nakoa: Pfft, no I don't.
Dimitri: Say her name.
Nakoa: Kenna Blackwell
Dimitri: Now say it without smiling.
Nakoa: Kenna Blackwel- wait. Kenna Black- no. Wait, seriously, Ke- STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
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Illaria: As a warrior in training, I don't believe senseless violence is how my mentors would want me to solve things.
Kenna & Dimitri in the distance: RIP HIS HEAD OFF!!!
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Caspian: [wakes up in the middle of the night to see Will an inch from his face]
Will: So we had this id- stop screaming- we had this idea
Caspian: What the fuck. Who's we?
Kenna: [Directly beside his face] We had this idea-
Caspian: Jesus Christ there's two of them.
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Eira: I'm cold.
Julian: Here, take my jacket.
Nakoa: I'm cold too.
Kenna: [Sets the world on fire]
Empathy: Feste told me that instead of being sad, I should 'Go get it, girl'. So I am going to go get it, girl.
Innocence: Get what?
Empathy: Unclear. I will get everything, just to be safe.
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Colton: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Memphis: Theft.
Craig: Disturbing the peace.
Markus: Aggravated assault.
Jay: Arson.
Dennis: Second-degree murder.
Eric: All of the above, in that order.
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Malcolm, handing Azazel a drink: Here, have a sip. It's good! :))
Azrael:
Azrael: This is poisoned, isn't it?
Malcolm:
Malcolm: yeah
Azrael:
Malcolm:
Azrael:
Azrael: [drinks it]
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Ike: What does Airbnb mean?
Willbur: Oh, well, a b&b is a bed and breakfast–
Collyn: Bungeons and Bragons.
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Kiyoshi: Look, you and I both want the same thing. So I guess that means we're gonna have to work–
Kiyoshi, visibly disgusted: –near each other.
Osana:
Osana: You mean together?
Kiyoshi, gagging: Don't make it worse than it already is–
Marian: We all know you're in love with him.
Nathaniel: I am not in love with Oscar, shut up.
Marian: I never said who.
Nathaniel:
Nathaniel: Okay, hold on, JUST LISTEN-
Harper: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I think I know what's going on in your mind.
Beck: Oh. Well then. Welcome to hell.
Tabitha: What are you, five?
Kay: Yeah, five heads taller than you.
Tabitha:
Kay:
Kay: I'm sorry please don't kill me-
Marian: So, how goes married life?
Alessandra: Percy got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.
Alessandra: He said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt!"
Alessandra: I love him.
Lysander: For hating Ayla so much, you sure do love to talk about her.
Carrie: Pfft, no I don't.
Lysander: Say her name.
Carrie: Ayla Thorn.
Lysander: Now say it without smiling.
Carrie: Ayla Tho- wait. Ayla Thor- no. Wait, seriously, Ay- STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
Lysander: As a guard in training, I don't believe senseless violence is how my mentors would want me to solve things.
Carrie, in the distance: RIP HIS HEAD OFF!!!
Margot: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Nich: Theft.
Jon: Disturbing the peace.
Therese: Aggravated assault.
Joan: Arson.
Winifred: Second-degree murder.
Oliver: All of the above, in that order.
Victor: What does Airbnb mean?
Henry: Oh, well, a b&b is a bed and breakfast–
Jackson: Bungeons and Bragons.
Kels: Look, you and I both want the same thing. So I guess that means we're gonna have to work–
Tabitha, visibly disgusted: –near each other.
Kels:
Kels: You mean together?
Tabitha, gagging: Don't make it worse than it already is–
Chester: We all know you're in love with him.
Brook: I am not in love with Dakota, shut up.
Chester: I never said who.
Brook:
Brook: Look okay listen- L IS T EN –
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Shane: Well, I never thought I'd say this, but I think I know what's going on in your mind.
Memphis: damn, sorry. Welcome to hell lol.
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Gorden: What are you, five?
Herbert: Yeah, five heads taller than you!!
Gorden:
Herbert:
Herbert: please don't hurt me.
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Osana: For hating Shohei so much, you sure do love to talk about him.
Kiyoshi: no I don't.
Osana: Say his name.
Kiyoshi: Shohei Futaba.
Osana: Now say it without smiling.
Kiyoshi: Shohei Fut- wait. Shohei Futa- no. Wait, shit, Sho- DONT LOOK AT ME–
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Dennis: As a member of Eastside, I don't believe senseless violence is how my mentors would want me to solve things.
Eric, in the distance: STAB THE BITCH!!!
Dakota when the others are watching sports: stop screaming, y'all know they can't hear you, right?
Dakota watching his telenovela: oh my fucking- María Dolores if you take Júlio Ernesto back after what he did to you I swear tO GOD–
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Jack, eating toast at the bar: (´ڡ｀ )
Memphis, from the other room: Yeah I ate, stop buggin' me!
Craig, at full volume: ASS IS NOT ON THE FOOD PYRAMID!
Jack: (⚆_⚆)
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Chester: shut up
Ike: NO, CHET, I WON’T. TODAY I WILL NOT BE SILENCED.
Chester:
Ike:
Chester:
Ike: WATER IS NOT WET
Chester: HOW CAN IT NOT BE WET IT’S WATER–
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Markus: You just have to spread positive vibes to be nice! Here, watch:
Markus: [to Dennis] hey, have a nice day!
Dennis: thanks FightClub!
Markus: now you try it.
Sleepy: [to Dennis] enjoy your next 24 hours.
Markus: oh my god no-
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Rocky: come on people, we just need to sharpay diem!
**Benji: You mean carpe diem?
Rocky: no.
Benji:
Rocky: it's latin for bop bop bop, bop to the top.
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Shane: What are you writing?
Eric: Well, other gangs wanna know what kind of weapons we use, I'm just letting them know that's private information.
Shane:
Shane: This just says "fuck around and find out."
Eric: Mhm.
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Shohei: You're going to ace this!
Kiyoshi: You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.
Shohei: I disagree, if anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?
Kiyoshi: That was big. I was really proud of you.
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Memphis: Hey, can I have some money?
Bank Teller: Do you have an account with us?
Memphis:
Memphis, pulling out a gun: Hey, can I have some money?
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[ball flies towards Robin]
Robin: [closes his eyes] well, looks like it’s my time to die
Rocky: [Sticks his arm out to receive it before it hits Robin]
Rocky: you mothERFUCKER, STOP PLAYING GOD
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Shane: you’re stupid
Eric: …….that’s it?
Shane: give it time. it’ll eat at you.
[five hours later, eating dinner with Craig]
Eric: am I stupid?
Craig: Yeah, a little bit
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Generosity: Ambition told me I have six days left to live
Humour: What? Why, are you sick?
Generosity: No, he just hates me
Ambition, walking past: I'm gonna fuck you up on Thursday!
(Based on talkloids)
Cleo: C'mon guys, just remember what we learned in school
Elliott: You can't microwave a dog
Skylar: A blowie a day keeps the breakups away
Cleo: Yeah, you guys have learned completely different things at school
Cleo: Fuck sakes Skylar, stop your level of heterosexuality
Skylar: I can't, I don't know how :(
Elliott: That is not an excuse
Acyn: If you got arrested, what would be the charges?
Dimitri: Theft.
Will: Disturbing the peace.
Eira: Aggravated assault.
Anahid: Arson.
Tanith: Second-degree murder.
Kenna: All of the above, in that order.
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Eira, watching Julian try to give a public speech as his father ordered: Gods, he's so stupid.
Eira: I can't believe I'm going to sleep with him once we bring down the kingdom.
Aiyana: Well, you don't have to.
Eira:
Eira: No, I'm gonna.
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Verena: [Stiffening] They're here. I can feel it in the air.
Acyn: What do you feel?
Verena: Chaos. Terror. Trouble.
Tanith: [Panicking] No, no, no. It's not time yet.
Acyn: [Wiping the sweat off his face] I can't do it, I can't go through it again. They blew up my medic wing twice.
Caspian: [Gravely] We must remember. Stand your ground. Be brave. We can do it.
Acyn: [crying] I can't do it again!
Verena: We have to! We must!
Kenna, Will, and Dimitri busting down the Keep door: We're back from our mission!
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Will: Trust fall.
Caspian, from across the room: I'm not gonna catch you.
Will: Trust. Fall.
Caspian: I said no-
Will: I'm falling!!!
Caspian, diving over two beds to catch Will: FOR FUCKS SAKE
Vince: What are you writing?
Talia: Well, other crime families wanna know what kind of weapons we use, I'm just letting them know that's private information.
Vince:
Vince: This just says "fuck around and find out."
Talia: Mmhmm.
Kay: You're going to ace this!
Addie: You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.
Kay: I disagree, if anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?
Addie: That was big. I was really proud of you.
Talia: Hey, can I have some money?
Bank Teller: Do you have an account with us?
Talia:
Talia, pulling out a knife: Hey, can I have some money?
Member of Adeline's Court: I don't know, they kind of scare me. You know, the elite. You never know what they're talking about.
Another member of Adeline's Court: I know! Verena has some of the most powerful and dangerous people right under her thumb. They could be planning to kill all of us right now.
[Meanwhile]
Will: Why aren't shorts half the price of pants?
Dimitri: duuuuude
Kenna: Do fish feel wet all the time.
Caspian: No because waters not wet.
Eira: WATER IS WET YOU FUCKING DUMBASS I'M NOT GOING THROUGH THIS AGAIN
Acyn: [sobbing]
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Dimitri: Hey, Caspian, what's your type?
Caspian: Kind, brown hair, healing abilities, dumb, and a good sense of humor.
Acyn: Hey that kind of sounds like me. Too bad I'm not a girl hahaha.
Caspian: …Did I mention dumb?
Dimitri: Yeah.
Caspian: Just making sure.
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Kidnapper: We have your son.
Caspian: I don't have a son.
Kidnapper: Then who just asked us for chocolate milk and made us cut the crusts off his sandwich?
Caspian: Oh my god, you have Will.
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Keres: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. Will once asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight.
Will: What kind of animal is the pink panther?
Keres, taking off her clothes: Gods Will you're so fucking stupid.
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Will: Keres?
Keres: Yes?
Will: Why is there a dead body on the floor?
Keres: Oh, hey, how did that get there?
Will: Keres, what did you do?
Keres: Well, I brought him inside.
Will: And?
Keres: And I stabbed him 37 times in the chest.
Will: Keres, that kills people!
Keres: Woah, hey, how was I supposed to know?!
[At the park]
Zatian to Phoenix: Be good and play nice.
Varian, shouting after Pytho and Pyralis: Unleash hell, demon spawn!
Miran: [babbling in baby]
Alune: It makes no damn sense.
Alune: Compels me though.
Takeo: So what do you think?
Leaoni: Sorry I wasn’t listening but I strongly disagree with Frost.
Sana:
Sana: He’s not even here.
Varian: So what time does the judgment express get here?
Leaoni: Kallai's meeting us at 3.
Alune: I don't believe senseless violence is how my mentors would want me to solve things.
Hastur, in the distance: RIP HIS HEAD OFF!!!
(Alune: For the last time, you're not my mentor!)
Frost: You're going to ace this!
Sana: You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.
Frost: I disagree, if anything, love has made me smarter. Remember last week when I boiled that egg?
Sana: That was big. I was really proud of you.
Hastur: Hey, can I have some money?
Bank Teller: Do you have an account with us?
Hastur:
Hastur, pulling out a knife: Hey, can I have some money?
Kallai: For someone who hates Leaoni so much, you sure do love to talk about her.
Zatian: Pfft, no I don't.
Kallai: Say her name.
Zatian: Leaoni Ndiaye.
Kallai: Now say it without smiling.
Zatian: Leaoni Ndia- wait. Leaoni N- no. Wait, seriously, Leo- STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT!
Drinn: Hey, can I have some money?
Bank Teller: Do you have an account with us?
Drinn:
Drinn, pulling out a knife: Hey, can I have some money?
Tetra: For someone who hates Ellis so much, you sure do love to talk about him.
Poli: Pfft, I do not.
Tetra: Say his name.
Poli: Ellis Park.
Tetra: Now say it without smiling.
Polu: Ellis Par- wait. Ellis P- no. Wait, seriously, Ell- stop looking at me like that!
Love: So what do you think?
Jack: Sorry, I wasn’t listening. But I strongly disagree with Karma.
Love:
Love: They're not even here.
Quill, to The Sandman: I don't believe senseless violence is how my employers would want me to solve things.
Cyrus, in the distance: RIP HIS HEAD OFF!
Dally: Hey, Cyrus. What's Anthony's type?
Cyrus: Kind, dark hair, adventurous, dumb, and a good sense of humor.
Dally: Hey, that kind of sounds like me. Too bad we're just friends.
Cyrus: …Did I mention dumb?
Dally: Yeah, why?
Cyrus: Just checking.
Anthony: What are you writing?
Cyrus: Well, some daemons around here wanna know what kind of weapons we use. I'm just letting them know that's private information.
Anthony:
Anthony: This just says "fuck around and find out."
Cyrus: Mhm.
Juniper: For someone who hates Oberon so much, you sure do love to talk about him.
Titania: Pfft, I do not.
Juniper: Say his name.
Titania: Oberon.
Juniper: Now say it without smiling.
Titania: Obero- wait. Ober- no. Wait, seriously, Ob- stop looking at me like that!
Imogen: So, what do you think?
Kels: Sorry, I was not listening. But I strongly disagree with Tabitha.
Imogen:
Imogen: She's not even here.
Eliot, to Ilsa: I don't believe senseless violence is how my friends would want me to solve things.
Kels, in the distance: RIP HER HEAD OFF!
Shiro: Hey, can I have some money?
Bank Teller: Do you have an account with us?
Shiro:
Shiro, pulling out a knife: Hey, can I have some money?
Habit: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Kit: I do have a sense of humor you know
Habit: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Kit: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Kit: Thought I was meowing back at a cat for the past hour.
Kit: Turns out it was just me and Hinata meowing at each other from different rooms.
Kit: Any kiss could be the kiss of death depending on the severity of your allergies and what your kissing partner has been eating.
Hinata: Or if they have a knife for a tongue!
Kit: Yeah. Or if they have a knife for a tongue.
Habit: Are they called leaves because they leave the tree?
Hinata: Do they even want to leave, though? What if the tree MAKES them leave?
Kit: I am begging you two to talk about anything else.
Habit: Are you ready to die?
Kit: no
Habit: Then I’ll come back later
Kit: Don’t be ridiculous, I’m not plotting to kill Habit.
Hinata: [ducks] Damn, your bullshit almost hit me.
Kit: Did you just D U C K???
I have no idea what this thread is for but it's hilarious.
