forum Incorrect Quotes 2: Electric Boogaloo
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@probablypolnareff language

Zen: I've done a lot of dumb shit
Haru: I joined you in the dumb shit
Kiko: I recorded the dumb shit
Harper: I TRIED to stop YOU from doing the dumb shit SEVERAL TIMES

Nuko, being kidnapped: Wait! Will I need my toothbrush?
Kidnapper: Be quiet
Nuko: I’m assuming that means you’ll provide the toothbrush.

Zen, to Harper: You always say Haru and I are babies and we can’t do anything without your help. So today we’re gonna prove you wrong!
Haru: Yeah! We just need one thing…
Zen: Your help.

Dentist: Open wide
Haru: … :)
Dentist: Not your arms.
Haru: … :(

Yuna: Haru hasn’t replied to my confession letter… what if he doesn’t like me?
Yako: give him time
Haru, sobbing in his room with the letter in his hands: God I wish I could read

Haru: Do you think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm?
Harper: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid

Nuko: Those candies you gave me? They sucked
Quinn: But you ate all of them
Nuko: [panicking] Y-Yeah I had to make sure they all sucked

@threesacult group

Oh boy more discord quotes

Elias: You don’t need to be gay and do crimes, because it’s already a crime to be gay in 72 countries!

[Texting]
Dally: Wow, how do you type that fast?
Anthony, almost before Dally sent the message: Anxiety.

Cyrus: Everything’s a cat if you’re bad enough at biology!

Quill: I think I’m a millennial? I’m kind of on the line.
Perry: What the fuck is a mineral?

@probablypolnareff language

Zen: Little did you know that Harper used to use ‘:3′ in emails?
Kiko: What the fuck
Harper: No.
Harper: No I didn’t, No I didn’t, No I didn’t, No I didn-
Zen: You did.
Harper: I didn’t.
Zen: You still do

Nuko: Why are you after a baby, you psychopath?!
Harper: Alright, you wanna know so bad? The baby stole my gun.
Nuko: Shut the hell up-
Harper: Listen, I was going to the store, they didn’t allow guns in there, I left it outside, and-
Nuko: What was so important that you had to leave your gun outside for ANYONE to TAKE?!

Harper: I have an idea.
Quinn: No murder.
Harper: I no longer have an idea.

Harper: You have friends and I envy that.
Kiko: You’re welcome to share my friends.
Harper: looks at Zen and Haru
Harper: I don’t want those.

Jonah, annoyed: I’m sorry I scattered teeth on your bed, I was trying to flirt

Yasuho: THERE’S A SPIDER!
Harper: SO WHAT DO YOU WANT TO ME TO DO ABOUT IT?!
Yasuho: KILL IT!
Harper: YOU SAW IT FIRST! YOU KILL IT!
Yasuho: YOU’RE THE MAN!
Harper, wearing a wig: SINCE WHEN?!

Harper: And as we snuff out these candles, we too snuff you from this mortal world, you fucking wimp.
Nuko: Jesus Christ

@HighPockets group

Ozzie: You don’t need to be gay and do crimes, because it’s already a crime to be gay in a solid handful of systems.

Texting
Imogen: Wow, how do you type that fast?
Eliot, almost before Imogen sent the message: Anxiety.

Jackson: I think I’m a millennial? I’m kind of on the line.
Mr. Flynn: What the fuck is a mineral?

@probablypolnareff language

(ima do some incorrect jjba quotes for a while since i'm working on getting rid of some characters rn-)

[texting]
Rohan: Wow, how do you type that fast?
Koichi, almost before Rohan sent the message: Anxiety.

Giorno: [falls asleep on the couch]
Abbacchio: [affectionately wrapping a blanket around him, ruffling his hair gently] Goodnight, my friend. You mean everything to me.
[3 hours later, Giorno wakes up]
Giorno: h-
Abbacchio: Shut the fuck up you waste of oxygen.

Kakyoin, texting: I'm sorry I'm going to be half an hour late, something came up.
Jotaro, still lying in his bed, forgot they were supposed to meet: you always do this

Polnareff: What are your opinions on kids, Kakyoin?
Kakyoin: I don't know. I wouldn't kick one if I saw it.
Polnareff:
Polnareff: Kakyoin would you kick a kid-
Kakyoin: I just said I wouldn't.

Josuke: [sniffles]
Jotaro: Are you okay?
Josuke: [sniffles again]
Jotaro: [awkwardly hugs him] Hey, if there's anything upsetting you, you can always come to me, okay?
Josuke: I have hay fever…
Jotaro: If you tell anyone about what happened here today I will not be so merciful.

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group

Sophie: Why would we wanna worship u anyways??
Elijah: Because I’m hot
Elijah: Because I’m tall
Elijah: And because I’ll break your kneecaps if you don’t

Charlie: shcheucefjwfheh
Tori:wtf Charlie
Terry: that was the ugliest keyboard smash ever
Terry:it’s supposed to be ‘skskskssksk’ you fucking cretin

Elise: That's not funny.
Jacob: I thought it was funny.
Elise: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

Elijah: Are you sure Darnell's even gay? They barely even looked at me.
Aaron: (Iwillkillyouandburnyourcrops look)

Elijah: Can I refill your drink for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere and leave you for dead?
Charlie:Naw, I'm doing just fine, Eli.

Sophie: Wow, how do you type that fast?
Charlie, almost before Sophie sent the message: Anxiety.

Janice: [falls asleep on the couch]
Axel: [affectionately wrapping a blanket around him, ruffling her hair gently] Goodnight, my darling. You mean everything to me.
[3 hours later, Janice wakes up]
Janice: h-
Alex: Shut the fuck up you waste of oxygen.

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@probablypolnareff language

Polnareff and Kakyoin: Why would we wanna worship you anyway??
DIO: Because I’m hot
DIO: Because I’m tall
DIO: And because I’ll break your kneecaps if you don’t

Jolyne: That's not funny.
Jotaro: I thought it was funny.
Jolyne: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

Mista: Why are you smiling?
Abbacchio: What? Can't I just be happy?
Bruno: Giorno tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Koichi: I can't believe we're stuck in this room together
Yukako, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate

Doppio: I can't go. Stress is bad for the baby
Risotto: What baby?
Doppio: Me.

Rohan: I've been feeling like we're not as close anymore, so I got us friendship bracelets.
Koichi: Oh, neat!
Rohan: [handcuffs them together] there you go

Narancia: I'm quick at math.
Fugo: Okay, what's 38 times 76?
Narancia: 24
Fugo: That's not even close.
Narancia: But it was quick

Rohan: Josuke, did you happen to hear my announcement?
Josuke: I hang on to every word.
Rohan: I'm going to assume that's sarcasm.
Josuke: Correct.
Rohan: So you didn't hear my announcement?
Josuke: I'm barely listening now

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group

Matthew: I've been feeling like we're not as close anymore, so I got us friendship bracelets.
Sophie: Oh, neat!
Matthew: [handcuffs them together] there you go

Sophie: I'm quick at math.
Micheal: Okay, what's 38 times 76?
Sophie: 24
Micheal: That's not even close.
Sophie: But it was quick

@HighPockets group

Quinn: shcheucefjwfheh
Talia: What the hell, Quinn?
Talia: That was the ugliest keyboard smash ever.
Talia: It's supposed to be ‘skskskssksk’ you fucking cretin.

Marisol: That's not funny.
Casey: I thought it was funny.
Marisol: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

@Fairlyodd

Lynn: Yesterday I overheard Leaoni saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Varian replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

store worker: could Mr Alistair Graham please report to the front reception?
Graham, arriving at the desk: hello is there a problem?
store worker: [points towards Varian and Leaoni sitting next to the desk pouting] I believe they belong to you?
Varian & Leaoni: [simultaneously] we got lost :(
Graham: I didn't even bring you here with me-

Sana: I think Frost is in trouble.
Leaoni: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.

Frost: Alune just told me this place is haunted. He’s such a wimp.
Takeo: Grab your shit, we’re leaving.
Frost: What? Why? Come on guys it’s not like this place is actually-
Sana: Alune didn’t come on this camping trip with us.
Frost: Oh.
Frost: OH-

Leaoni: I have a question I’ve been holding back a while now.
Sana: Then ask.
Leaoni: Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to go apeshit?

Alune, to Varian: Pick your battles.
Alune: Pick… pick fewer battles than that.
Alune: Put some back. That’s too many.

Takeo: I kinda need a hug but i would rather die than let anybody know I’m a human being that desperately craves intimacy.

Wren: You don’t need to be gay and do crimes, because it’s already a crime to be gay in a solid handful of systems.

Alune: Why would people worship you?
Varian, shrugging: Because I’m hot.

@HighPockets group

Beck: I kinda need a hug but I would rather die than let anybody know I’m a human being that desperately craves comfort.

Lavinia: Why would people worship you?
Oleander, shrugging: Because I’m hot.

@cherryred

Parker: You keep hugging Sky when he's upset. Next thing you know, he's going to fall in love with you. Is that what you want?
Kat: [scoffing] Is that what I want?
Kat, into a megaphone: YES

Val: C'mon, how many times do I have to apologize?
Lukas: Once.
Val:
Val: No.

Jason: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, would you still be sober?
Parker: Yes.
Cassie: Maybe a bit tipsy.
Kat: Wasted.
Hunter: Dead.

Kam: I'm not mad, I just want to know why you two wanted fake IDs?
Simon: [mumbles]
Kam: What was that?
Val: …You need to be over 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo.

Frost: You'll never find a group who would go on such a stupid mission.
Parker, turning to Kat, Cassie, Jason, Hunter, and Sky: No, I will.

@NotSoBeautifulDiseaster group

Skylar: Wow not even my mother can stop that and she could stop a train by frowning at it

Bonita: I had a crush on this guy when I was younger, he wasn't real so it didn't work out

Sophie: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, would you still be sober?
Jax: Yes.
Matthew: Maybe a bit tipsy.
Lucas: Wasted.
Charlie: Dead.

Sophie: I have a question I’ve been holding back a while now.
Elliott: Then ask.
Sophie: Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to go apeshit?

@HighPockets group

Geneva: C'mon, how many times do I have to apologize?
Victor: Once.
Geneva:
Geneva: No.

Edgar: You'll never find a group who would go on such a stupid mission.
Erik, turning to Oscar, Nathaniel, Percy, Douglas, Miette, and Aristotle: No, I will.

@Fairlyodd

Eunbyul: You'll never find a group who would go on such a stupid mission.
Wren, turning to Leaoni, Varian, Takeo, Sana, Frost, and Alune: No, I will.

Sana: Why are you smiling?
Takeo: What? Can't I just be happy?
Alune: Frost tripped and fell in the parking lot.

@Williamnot group

Jarrod: Little did you know that Felix used to use ‘:3′ in emails?
Austin: What the fuck
Felix: No.
Felix: No I didn’t, No I didn’t, No I didn’t, No I didn-
Jarrod: You did.
Felix: I didn’t.
Jarrod: You still do actually

Austin: Why are you after a baby
Felix: Alright, you wanna know so bad? The baby stole my gun.
Austin: Oh, shut up-
Felix: No, listen, I was going to the store, they didn’t allow guns in there, I left it outside, and-
Austin: What was so important that you had to leave your gun outside for ANYONE TO TAKE

Grace: I have an idea.
Tess: No murder.
Grace: I no longer have an idea.

Felix: And as we snuff out these candles, we too snuff you from this mortal world, you fucking wimp.
Jarrod: Jesus Christ

@threesacult group

Zephyr: Oh, hey, Drinn. What evil scheme are you up to this time?
Drinn: Why would you assume I have an evil scheme all the time? That’s offensive.
Zephyr: Well, do you have one?
Drinn: …Yeah. Wanna hear it?

Karma: You'll never find a group stupid enough to go on such a suicidal mission.
Emmett, turning to Quill, Cyrus, Dally, and Anthony: No, I will.

@HighPockets group

Tabitha: Oh, hey, Kels. What evil scheme are you up to this time?
Kels: Why would you assume I have an evil scheme all the time? That is offensive.
Tabitha: Well, do you have one?
Kels: Yes. Do you want to hear it?

@RileyFundy

Walker: Man, the moon's pretty tonight!
Riley: WALKER THE MOON IS AN ALIEN YOU CAN'T TRUST IT DON'T LISTEN TO ITS DEMANDS
Walker: I just thought it was pretty!

@Williamnot group

Jarrod: Yesterday I overheard Emily saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Felix replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

Jarrod: I think Felix is in trouble.
Austin: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.

Caecilius: I have a question I’ve been holding back a while now.
Austin: Then ask.
Caecilius: Aren’t you tired of being nice?
Caecilius: Don’t you just want to go apeshit?

Jarrod, to Austin: Pick your battles.
Jarrod: Pick… pick fewer battles than that.
Jarrod: Put some back. That’s too many.

Austin: I kinda need a hug but i would rather die than let anybody know I’m a human being that desperately craves intimacy.

Felix: You don’t need to be gay and do crimes, because it’s already a crime to be gay in a solid handful of systems.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

Law: Yesterday I overheard Usopp saying “Are you sure this is a good idea?” and Luffy replying “Trust me.” and I have never moved from one room to another so fast in my life.

Kid: You'll never find a group stupid enough to go on such a suicidal mission.
Law, turning to the Straw Hats: No, I will.

Law, to Luffy: Pick your battles.
Law: Pick… pick fewer battles than that.
Law: Put some back. That’s too many.

Estella: I'm quick at math.
Peregrine: Okay, what's 38 times 76?
Estella: 24
Peregrine: That's not even close.
Estella: But it was quick.

Azami: Everything’s a cat if you’re bad enough at biology!

@Fairlyodd

Alune: Stop talking about getting possessed.
Varian: I’m free real estate.
Alune: YOU’RE NOT FREE REAL ESTATE!

Leaoni: How did you find me?
Graham: There was a big explosion and I thought, "Now, who could that be?"

Takeo: Get ignored so much bitches call me terms and conditions.
Sana: At least you're accepted no matter what!

Wren: If there IS a demon in my house, it’s definitely seen me dancing to Macavity the Mystery Cat at 1am and thought ‘he’s more danger to himself than I’ll ever be’.
Hastur: He’s right, I have and he is.
Wren: What?
Hastur: Nothing.

Kallai: Quick! Act nonchalant!
Frost: [does the robot]
Kallai: What are you doing?
Frost: I don’t know what nonchalant means!
Kallai: So you decided to do the robot?!

Leaoni: we need to distract these two…
Takeo: Leave it to me.
Takeo: Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.
Lynn and Graham: [immediately begin arguing]

Varian: Oh, hey, Oriana. What evil scheme are you up to this time?
Oriana: Why would you assume I have an evil scheme all the time? That is offensive.
Varian: Well, do you have one?
Oriana: Yes. Do you want to hear it?

@ElderGod-kirky group

werewolf lesbians, a bastard fae, and twin vamps

[gang is trudging through a desert]
Akachi: Does that noise ever stop?
Vera: Well, it's sand blowing on sand in a place full of wind… and sand
Akachi: Thank you. That makes so much more sense now

Vera: Things are going wrong? I'm shocked
or alternatively
Vera: Aaaannnd things have gone sour. As they do

Advisor: This relic should be just what we need to ward off the horde of vampires
Vera: And you just expect this to work? Things never just work
later
Vera: You mean we have to go get something to fix it? I told you things don't just work

[group of rouge vampires show up looking all menacing]
Vera: Shitballs. Fuck. Shit. Crap. Hell. Shit. Arse. Vampires. Crap.

Vera: Any advice you have on what exactly is going on would be wonderful
Akachi: Things are happening to us
Vera: Brilliant. Love it. So smart

Hyo: We must be cautious. If we approach them, they will attack
Vera, sighing: Of course they will

Vera: Mountains. Cold. Let's bring Vera

Douchebag Councilman, mockingly: I can't imagine you'd have any idea on how to fix this mess.
Vera: Keep banging your head against the problem. It'll go away eventually

Vera: You know, nothing's stopping us from going back home
Naomi: We're not going back home
Vera, grumbling: Just a suggestion

Naomi: If you'd just have the decency to use the bed–
Vera: Don't top from the bottom

Akachi: I can't believe they served that shit at the tavern
Vera: Then why did you drink it?
Akachi: I couldn't stop. With each sip, it was 'it can't be that bad, can it?' Before I knew it, I was analyzing the nuances of its flavor, observing its effect on my nausea. I was in a catatonic trance, fueled by the stench of disgusting dwarven ale
Vera: Or you're a drunkard with terrible taste
Akachi: There is that

Naomi: I am a badass. A boss bitch. I feel Nothing
Vera: You cried for an hour yesterday after you saw ducklings following their mother
Naomi, tearing up: They were just lined up so perfectly and they KNEW

Naomi: slowly sipping her hot cocoa
Vera: *is solving crosswords Sometimes annoying, but still manages to be somewhat adorable and is always incredibly beautiful
Vera: says Naomi's name
Vera: It fits
Naomi: chokes on her drink while blushing furiously

Naomi: We just got a letter, we just got a letter, we just got a letter! Wonder who it's from
Letter: Hyo is flirting with Vera, thought this was the best way to tell you, love Akachi
Naomi:
Naomi: We are gonna go murder draws sword We are gonna go murder

[gang is making camp]
Naomi: Let's all get some sleep. We're going to need it
Naomi:
Akachi:
Hyo:
Hye:
Vera: …The snack that smiles back-
Naomi, Akachi, Hyo, and Hye simultaneously: Goldfish-DAMMIT VERA

@Starfast group

Keyla: I think I'm in love with you.
Taven: You mean as friends?!
Keyla: No… I mean for real. Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try.
Taven: I try really hard, actually.

Holly: I am a badass. A boss bitch. I feel Nothing
Brian: You cried for an hour yesterday after you saw ducklings following their mother
Holly, tearing up: They were just lined up so perfectly and they KNEW

Milo: How did you find me?
Ravina: There was a big explosion and I thought, "Now, who could that be?"

Ara: Quick! Act nonchalant!
Andor: [does the robot]
Ara: What are you doing?
Andor: I don’t know what nonchalant means!
Ara: So you decided to do the robot?!

Milo: I have a question I’ve been holding back a while now.
Garzlan: Then ask.
Milo: Aren’t you tired of being nice? Don’t you just want to go apeshit?

Calidor: C'mon, how many times do I have to apologize?
Savona: Once.
Calidor:
Calidor: No.

Andor: Wow, how do you type that fast?
Dallas, almost before Andor sent the message: Anxiety.