forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)
Started by @Otto_OtterOverlord
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(May I ask what this gorgeous soup cult is? And perhaps how I can join the soup enthusiasts?)

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(cult for characters who like soup, have soup recipes and want to participate in weirdness.i guess just fire your characters in here? no specific thing really.)

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Ren Enters the chat, holding his famous chili
Ren: Is this the soup cult?

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Yes, it is, Nori! Nice to meet you. I'm not actually here, btw, I'm just the local neighbourhood pothead in highschool.

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Daefeto has been let out of containment
Corrin: hi there.
Daefeto: Hiya. I'm a demon and I want your chili. Gimme. Now.
Corrin: Nope. Do not give him chili. Never give him chili.
Daefeto: Nope. Do not listen to Corrin. Never listen to Corrin.
Corrin:
Daefeto:
Daefeto: Hehe see what I did there? In all seriousness, though, hi. Chili. Now. Or. Me. Eat. You.
Corrin: Death to you why'd I let you out of the Jar Of Containment-
Daefeto: Because you couldn't possibly live without me and it was killing you to have me in the jar that shall not be capitalized
Daefeto: And I mean literally. I can't-
Corrin has thrown a pillow at Daefeto


welcome to the cult

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Ren: Dang! Usually people run when I bring my chili. Here homie lemme just,
proceeds to trip and drop chili on the floor
Huh. That's pretty Ironic

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Wren: Chili? I must stay away- Hi, Ren!
Dūrus: Cleans the chili, grabs the container Nori… your chili has directly and indirectly killed people. No to the chili.

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Ren: Aw man… I know, I know. I guess I shouldn’t get my recipes off Wikipedia. Silly me

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Wren: Takes the chili from Dūrus Although, I'm kinda curious. Takes a bite of the chili
Dūrus: Sighs I wouldn't- oh, good… they did it anyways.

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Ren: yes!! How is it?? Wait… Nori? You know that little scamp?

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Wren: Freezes, sets down the chili It's… complicated. Looks distinctly uncomfortable
Dūrus: Sighs That kid…

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Ren: chuckling he’s a silly little whippersnapper, that one. You haven’t passed out yet so the chili must be okay!!

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Wren: Shifts around uncomfortably Could we… uh… not talk about Nori? Please? And it's okay, I guess.
Dūrus: Yeah… Ren… I suggest not persuing the subject any longer.

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Ren: so… other Wren! Is your name short for anything? He flaps his albatross wings