forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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The Soup Knight has joined the cult

The Soup Knight: Hello. Might I ask what soups and stews you have?

Mei: well then if you don't get that then dishonor on you dishonor on your family dishonor on your COW

Wren: That's more my speed, Mei. Also, the Soup Knight? What kind of name is that?
Techna: Do ya like jazz?

Also soup knight I have spaghetti O's and they is a soup idc what yall say

The Soup Knight: YES! Onwards, to the lands of the Spaghetti'Os!

Mei: omg Yaass

Ren: holding his heart. Yes. Beautiful. A quest for chef boyardee’s finest. takes to the skies

The Soup Knight: Laughs It is done then! A quest! Takes off running at Mach 5 in full adamantium plate mail, with a tower shield and greatsword strapped to his back

Ren: tries to keep up, not even his albatross speed able to match that of the mighty Soup Knight

Mei: SPAGHETTI O'S (as they march onward)

The Soup Knight: Runs back and grabs Ren and Mei, then makes it the the mythical lands of the Spaghetti'Os in a matter of minutes We're here! Laughs

Wren and Techna: CHILD'S PLAY, SOUP! Laughing, they go half the speed of light

Ren: yooo!

Wren: Laughing We've been waiting for y'all for hours, slowpokes!
Techna: SANIC! Racial ability: Go fast. Racial disability: GOTTA GO FAST!

Soup Knight: ??? Anyways, SOUP FOR ALL! Grins, then grabs Spaghetti'Os and ravioli

Ren: ayyy! Let’s gooo!

Soup: Hands Ren some soup cans. By some I mean a literal ton of soup cans Here's the quest reward!

Wren: CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG!
Techna: I'm just looking at memes right now.

Ren: guzzles them sloppily What a mighty reward, my liege!

Soup: Surprised You've proved yourself worthy, Ren!

Ren: bows drunkenly, wings flapping to keep him upright huzzahhhh!

Wren: Chugs all of the rest of the soup
Techna: Continues searching through Pinterest for memes

Mei: I bet you never knew but I RULE THE SPAGHETTI O'S LAND!

Wren: SPAGHETTI'OS!!! ALL HAIL THE SPAGHETTI'OS QUEEN!
Techna: Distracted Yes, Hail Mei.

Ren: bowing, then falling over