forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Wren: Wtf did I miss? I look away for a minute and this happened?

Addic: yep… y'all want to get a drink

daefeto came back
daefeto: i wantr drink
daefeto: theng i smitye corring

Addic: watches corrin as he hands daefeto a martini. Is this what Dūrus saw when he said we would die together?

corrin: smacks martini out of daefeto's claws
throws it out the window
runs from a vengeful daefeto

Addic: looks around where did fluffy d go?

daefeto: amusesd growl last i checkered, he was runnink aftert me when corring tried to yeet me
daefeto: come on, flurffy deeee. you canattack corring now!
corrin has literally vanished into thin air
corrin: he is loyal to addic. ish.
daefeto: burt i his kind
daefeto: he obey me and Liord Deathy
ccorrin: fluffy D, if you kill me, you make Addic very sad. then he might take away your special hat!

Addic: Come here fluffy d.

fluffyd: whyyy? gos to Addic hesitantly

daefeto: don't let this humman enslave yoi-
corrin: sdfghjkugf
corrin: sorry that was to stop daefeto from finishing that-
daefeto: fjkl;uf
daefeto: that was to shut corrin up-
corrin: ….
corrin has successfully yeeted daefeto into the Unterworld

Addic: hell is were they all go…
puts fluffy d on shoulder and offers him a tiny shot glass of lemonade.

Dūrus: The alcohol soup woud be good. And no, you will not die from that.

Vē'Êtherñøth: In another reality, I'm being embarrased by having a 10-year-old girl with all the power and none of the control posess me. Yay…

On’nyosh: More alcohol soup, yeah! Flops onto the ground and falls asleep.

Dūrus: Awkwardly Where did the fool go? I mean, I know where he went, but… where did he go?

Addic: Um… I don't know, corrin? you still with us? Fluffy d and daefeto left to go do something or other. they are not here.

Ëvêāhn: The fool, Vē'Êtherñøth and Cassiel are currently… ah… busy… doing things… Quickly coughs and changes the subject, his face a weird shade of blue-white-grey
Dūrus: Ahh… that would explain so much about that relationship…

corrin: yeah, i'm here. WITH SQUEALING POTATO FRIES BECAUSE THEY ARE AWESOME. and also with skulldust because right now that's where daefeto is being…. contained. in teh skulldust. because he tried to eat my guinea pig. again.

Addic: HE TRYED TO EAT YOUR GINNEA PIG!!!?!?! looks at fluffy d don't ever eat ginned pigs.

Dūrus: Looks annoyed I like guinea pigs. And also, I can offer more permanent containment for Daefeto.

corrin: nope, i don't need it more permanent. he's already stuck in there until i want to let him out…. and since we all like guinea pigs and that's the third one this year….. dafeto will be there a while.
corrin: besides, he deserves to be stuck in there
corrin: hah he had to scale so small to size, i nearly stepped on him!

Dūrus: Chuckles Anything regarding Death, and I'm the one stepping on the demon. Or human. Or really anything. Anything that kills, is me doing the killing.

corrin: then is it possible to get all seventeen of my guinea pigs back? Daefeto ate them all….
corrin: i miss peggy

Addic: SEVINTEEN?!?!?!?!

my bunny Boris potato is extremely fluffy right now. his beard is as big as his head.)

i thought boris belonged to otto?

also, yes. corrin keeps getting more guinea pigs to replace the ones that die at the claws of daefeto
he can't really keep pets with a demon around