forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Vē'Êtherñøth: And just so you know, if I were to try and translate my name, it would end up breaking this meeting point of universes and realities. OONYEH'EIY-EHR-though.

Addic: you know, I think I'll just stick with Fluffy death, or fluffy D. for short

daefeto has come back to the keyboard after reading this over corrin's shoulder while trying to get to the meat in the fridge
daefeto: kjygfcvbnkl-fluffydeathis-ghjkloih-notasuitable-jhgfcvbjk-nameforademo-jhghjknhj
daefeto: oohgnof
daefeto: stupidfricking-hjkl-fingerlesspawclaws-dfg

corrin has removed daefeto from the keyboard
corrin: don't listen to him. FLUFFY D FTW!

Dūrus: Amused Yes… I like Fluffy Death!

Addic: Pulls a tiny hat from pocket and places it on fluffy d

daefeto is now at the keyboard again
daefeto: cfgvbhnjkjiuytfrd-whydontletthis-sdfghjklj98765edvbj-personhumiliateyo-ytrfdcvbnjk-likethisjhgftdxcfvgbhnjkml
corrin: GO AWAY
corrin: addic is NICE. he won't hurt fluffy d.
daefeto: serdfghjklpoi9u8y7t6r5e4w-hissssssssssthfdeathtoyou-dcfgvhbjkloiuytrdfghjkl

Fluffy d: walks around sowing off his new hat then try's to bite corrin's finger off
Addic: Vodka any one?

daefeto: yes-xdcvbhjnkl-bitehisfinger fghjk oooooooooooooh theres a spacebar>? djktff hahahhaaaaaaaaa i have mastheerwd the keytboiard f
corrin: daefeto, the internet is corrupting your mind go away-
daefeto: bites corrins finger oaky thyern "fluyrffy dee" noiw yoiu tryy,../

Fluffy d: bites corins finger light diiis?

daefeto: yessssssssss likjhe thart very gud
corrin tries to yeet daefeto away from keyboard
daefeto bites corrin's finger
corrin: hey, uh, fluffy d? would you do me a favour and give daefeto a hug? it's hwne you wrap your arms around someone and squeeze. hard. he really, really loves hugs. i'm sure he could teach you how to give me a hug if you gave him one….
corrin unplugs computer so daefeto can't answer

Fluffyd: grabs daefeto's neck and starts to squeeze light diiis?

On’nyosh: Giggles drunkenly, still munching on the sentient fries. He is staring off into space with no idea what is going on.

Wren: What… you know what, nevermind. I don't want to know. Go get 'em, Fluffy D!

Dūrus: Smiles, freezes everyone That's enough of that.

daefeto: GAAAAAAAAGHHHH! my Lord, i didnt k now yoiu weree a "soup cultistt" canb you get flurffy deeee offre me?
corrin: takes picture of daefeto and fluffy d 'hugging'
daefeto: derlete thast now
corrin smiles

Addic: also takes picture of fluffy d and deafeto good job Fluffy d. that is perfect.

Fluffyd: squeezes harder

corrin: addic, can i hire fluffy d?
daefeto: gerroff righty now or i smitye yoiu, flurffy deeee

Addic: Sure.

Fluffyd: nooo, I's is huggaffing tooo

corrin: okay. he'll be very useful for keeping daefeto away from my food… and my neighburs who he thinks are food… and anything taht moves
daefeto: i will smite yoiu for this corring. i will not smitye flurffy deeee becaurse iffy he hired for mee, then i teech him the ways of deons for tromentingg humansd

Fluffyd: otay drafitinoe

corrin: fluffy d, if you listen to daefeto then you won't get to hug him ever again. or bite me.
corrin subtly yeets daefeto away

Fluffyd: too note tast goudf. runs after daefeto

On’nyosh: Looks over at the commotion, confused. Who’s biting who, and where? By the idiot gods, if I missed a good fucking show… Tries to stand up straight, but ends up falling over. I’m alright! Laughs.

corrin: you did miss a good show. it was fun. and it hurt. ish.