forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Addic: Russian, Irish is good, but no one makes vodka like Russia

Vē'Êtherñøth: Then yes, gimme vodka. Makes little grabby hands at the bottle

Addic: hands Vē'Êtherñøth a shot glass and a bottle here you go.

Vē'Êtherñøth: Drains the bottle immediately Thank you! Summons another bottle for Addic

corrin: does anyone want any red squealer potato fries? they squeal louder and taste crunchier and potato-ier.
corin: also, Vē'Êtherñøth, do you want any more puddingsoup? i've got more!

Vē'Êtherñøth: Squeals Yes to both!

Addic: thank you. drinks half the bottle, takes a pouch from pocket and empties it into the bottle
it needs to sit, just give it a sec.

corrin: hands Vē'Êtherñøth fries and puddingsoup

Ashene: I'M BACK!
Iris: A little calmer Hello, all!

corrin: you guys want any bloodberry and marrow pudding or any squealer potato fries? they squeal when you bite them!

Ashene: Yes to fries, no to puddingsoup.
Iris: Yes to both.

corrin hands over the food
corrin: enjoy! this batch is super-ripe, so they'll squeal louder!

Addic: Welcome back Ashene. Hi Iris.

Techna: I'm here.
Asuka: We know, you metal piece of s-
Wren: Ay, Asuka! You know you can't say that stuff. Also, sentient potato fries and puddingsoup please.

corrin: you missed addic almost die. again.

corrin hands over more food

Asuka: Leaves angrily
Techna: Laughing, follows her
Wren: Really? Damn it, I always miss the fun…

Addic: yep, and I'm proud of it.

corrin: me too because i helped him
corrin: helping is good

Wren: I think Asuka and Techna were just superficial members anyways. Also, I can't be killed with bloodberries. So don't even try, Corrin. And Addic… He wraps around him, molding into full plate mail, fitted to Addic's form

Addic: drinks the now foggy vodka and fist bumps corrin Am I the only human here?

corrin: i didn't even mean to do it-

Wren: Weird sounding voice Still don't try.

corrin: i won't, lol. i only try to kill my evil stepbro

Wren: Coughs Then why'd you try and serve a human bloodberries? Is still on Addic in the form of plate mail