forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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corrin: does anyone want any skulldust? it's useful for cursing your enemies~ and it tastes good~

corrin: he asked how poisonous- and he's ADDIC. he's like, indestructible or something.

Addic: Oh, Oh, me, I want some! reaches out for the skulldust

gives Addic skulldust

Addic: puts skull dust in his ever present flask and drinks it.

Addic: Coughs what is skulldust exactly?

Vē'Êtherñøth: Skulldust is made from the skulls of beings like humans.

Addic: oh… looks at his flask and drinks the rest of it It's very dry.

Vē'Êtherñøth: That's kinda the point. It's bone dust.

Addic: well, that would make sense. it won't kill me will it?

corin: nope. if you vomit right now, vomiting up the skulldust might summon a common demon, thugh.

Addic: Really!?! rummages thru supply of pouches

corrin: it's a 1-out-of-9 chance. depends on if Envy wants to let one of her minions be indebted to you. or if Crimson is feeling nice enough.

Addic: Oh… well worth a try. dumps a tiny pouch into another bottle of vodka chugs it and throws up

corrin: watches expectantly

Dūrus: Summons a demon just for Addic, because why not Here's a demon, Addic. Envy and Crimson are unlikely to give you a demon.

Addic: ahhhh, it's so cute… reaches out to pet the demon

corrin: hehehe what'll you call it? i've got a common demon too. named daefeto. he has issues with people… and food…. and people not being food. he's killed me three times.
corrin: imma just see if i can get him on the chat one sec-

Vē'Êtherñøth: OOH, yes! More demons, please! Pets Addic's demon How about… Ūñ'Ÿérthœ? Or in English, Fluffy Death?

corrin: YES, call it Fluffy Death!

corrin has dragged daefeto to the keyboard after a minor struggle
daefeto has logged on. ish.
daefeto: waesrtfghjukl;
daefeto: sdfgyhujikopl[ou8ytrfghj
dafeto: ihateyoucorrinhjksdfghjkoiuytf
daefeto has spit on teh keyboard and left the chat

Vē'Êtherñøth: Įsdæqûï ėshtâ œī frū ñéshtår?

Addic: I think I'll name him Oliver, or Bile, or Faust, or Set, or Fluffy death.

Vē'Êtherñøth: Pardon the slip there… awww… why not Ūñ'Ÿérthœ, or Fluffy Death? That's a good name for him!

Addic: how do you pronounce… um Ūñ'Ÿérthœ