forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

tune

corrin: oki! please allow up to an hour for delivery because i may get distracted on the way back
corrin has left to get pizza

Ëvêāhn: Okay. Starts waiting

corrin has arrived
corrin: here you go! three pizzas for Ëvêāhn because he was the only one who ordered. all ye other people get only a measly slice of cheese pizza except for me i get bacon cheeseburger. and there's a whole pepperoni pizza for whoever claims it first. you're welcome.

Ashene: Takes a pizza from Ëvêāhn

corrin: yay, i also got fries because i was bored. and hungry.
corrin: everyone gets a large fries
corrin: and don't ask where i got them
corrin: whispers they're Unterworld fries. made from senient potatoes.

Dūrus: Nods I agree… with these… sentient potato fries…
Ëvêāhn: I do not.

corrin: heck yeah. sentient potatoes taste better

Dūrus: Sumons more sentient potatos to slaughter
Ëvêāhn: What?

corrin: yay! i call slicing. it's fun to hear them squeal~

raef read that oevr corrin's shoulder
raef: GAHH! there are sentient potatoes now?

Dūrus: Laughs slightly Yes… there are…

Wren has joined the cult

Asuka: Sighs Well, this cult is growing rapidly.
Wren: Hello all! Who would like some Changeling homeworld original recipes?
Techna: No. Just, no.

Addic: Um… yes. yes I would.

Ëvêāhn: Takes his pizza, then pauses when Wren enters What the hell is the Changeling doing here?
Dūrus: Slightly uneasy at Wren's presence What… is this… creature… doing here… in this… universe…

Addic: I don't know Dūrus, but we are friends now. looks to Wren Are you ok with that?

Wren: Yes! I'm fine with that! Changes colors momentarily, shifting through colors humans can't even see

Ashene: Well, hello rainbow!
Iris: Me, or the chameleon?
Ashene: The "chameleon".

Wren: "Chameleon"? Flashes in shades of red and black I'm not a lizard. I'm nothing even remotely related to a lizard. Or a human. Or anything outside of my homeworld.

Dūrus: Sighs Yes… we know…
Ëvêāhn: I do not like the Changeling. We've met before. The encounter ended with him trying to posess me. He nearly suceeded, too.
Dūrus: Can't help but laugh at this Well… it seems… you were bested… by a mass… of antimatter… and energy…
Ëvêāhn: Shut up.

Oni has joined the chat.

Oni: Local stalker here. Chuckles. By the way, I’m pretty much a chameleon. Just don’t ask how I change colors. Snickers. Anyway, I know a few stew recipes. Nothing special, just good old fashioned venison stew, and beef stew, and a bunch of others. There any of that alcohol soup around? That was good.

Addic: yes, there is always a pot of it over there. points to a distant pot

Oni: Wanders over and has a bowl of it, then two. I… might want to stop where I’m at. Too much booze and things go awry. Laughs.

Addic: there is no such thing.

Oni: Glances over, a wide grin appearing. I’ll just say that you’ve been warned. Has another bowl.

Addic: please, you are not even close to the craziest thing happing here. drink/eat as much as you want.