forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Ashene: Ah, yes! Forgot about that…

Vē'Êtherñøth: Where is Ëvêāhn going? Also, since when does he have someone that hot as his girlfriend? Makes some more chaos soup, then gets an idea: mixes it with the firewhale egg stew and gets something truly amazing

Addic: ok, one sec. I'll be right back. starts walking until he disappears from all lines of site.

Ëvêāhn: Ummm- okay? Leaves with the lady
Dūrus: Chuckles sadly Those two… will have the perfect life together…

Techna: Takes the new stew Mine. Eats/drinks it all and eats the pot as well

Ashene: Confused as to why everyone keeps eating the pots I mean, I'm fine with people eating metal, but that much can't be good for non-dragons.

Dūrus: One of you will die from that… Trust me, I am Death… I know these things…

Techna: I can't die. I may have a heart, but I have no true soul like any of you. I'm mechanical.
Asuka: Wakes up Why did Death join the cult?

Ashene: Wow… also, aren't you someone I know, Techna?
Iris (formerly the Mysterious Figure): I'm back! And Ëvêāhn is now with me!

corrin: where'd addic go? also soup soup appears in the form of firewhale egg/ cannibal soup

Ashene: He left a bit ago, IDK where he went. Takes soup from Corrin Also, you and Addic are apparently be destined to be together, according to Death himself.

corrin: wait WUT-

corrin: Death was here and I MISSED IT?! also that's kinda random and weird that last part… but it's Death so am I obliged to like, follow through on that or whatever? what happens now?

corrin makes confusion soup to make a point of his confusion

Ashene: Yes, you are very obliged to do so. Although, I'm sure it needed to happen anyways.

Ëvêāhn: Returns Corrin. Confusion soup=mine.
Dūrus: Sighs
Ëvêāhn: Iris. Where are you?

Iris: I am here, Ëvêāhn. What do you need?
Ashene: Very quickly went from not even knowing who Ëvêāhn really was to knowing him perfectly…
Iris: Grins What did you expect from two very intelligent deities?

Addic: walks back pulling a wagon A Mojito for Vē'Êtherñøth, for Dūrus I have a Martini, for Ashene a Mai Tai, I got Techna a Mint Julep, Asuka got a Caipirinha, a Margarita for Corrin, and for Ëvêāhn and Iris, a pair of Pina Coladas. hands out drinks and grabs a Negroni and sips it

Iris: Gasps, smiles Thank you! Chugs it
Ashene: I rarely drink, but I'll drink this. It always ends up with draconic singing. Chugs it

Vē'Êtherñøth: Accepts the drink Thank you, Addic. Shotguns it like vodka

Addic: oh, here have another. offers more

Ëvêāhn: Accepts the drink, sips it slowly
Dūrus: Does the same Well… I drink now…

Asuka: I don't drink, sorry.
Techna: Takes Asuka's drink and theirs, chugs them at the same time

corrin: thank you
corrin: also where did you get that wagon? i need a wagon. and i keep being not here when Death comes. sad.
corrin: does anyone want a bucket?
bucket appears from behind corrin's back

Addic: I'll trade you the wagon for the bucket! I've always wanted a bucket…