forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Addic: looks at them questioningly awaiting their answers

Vërdænē: I am apparently yet another soup cultist now, lmao! Also, my name is pronounced v-EHR-dahn-EH. The "dahn" sound is not pronounced "dawn". the "ah" is like the "a" in apple.

Vē'Êtherñøth: What… who are you, exactly? Where did you come from?

Asuka: What happened while I was gone? Why does it look and smell like a warzone over here?

Vē'Êtherñøth: Don't question these things, it only leads to more questions.

Addic: Asuka, just ignore it. it's so much easer that way.

Vē'Êtherñøth: What Addic said.

Addic: Thanks.

Vē'Êtherñøth: You're very welcome! Now, have some more chaos soup. Quickly makes a new pot

Addic: yum. chugs whole bowl

Vē'Êtherñøth: Wow… that's actually crazy. Chugging that many bowls? That's dangerous, and very cute actually!

Addic: What can I say, I have skill.

Vē'Êtherñøth: Lol, I know! So do I! Gives Addic the entire pot, with some firewhiskey mixed in Special brew, just for you! It's more volatile now, and you get drunk when you eat/drink it! Win-win!

Addic: you'll let me get drunk?!? yay! drinks half of pot sits down, and smiles as he takes mini sips.

Vē'Êtherñøth: Yeah, why wouldn't I?

Addic: I don't know.

Vē'Êtherñøth: Exactly. Now, here's some more! Makes an entire pot again This time, I'll let you figure out what'll happen!

Addic: oh? let me at it. makes grabby hands at the pot smiling happily

(Me: Lol, Vē'Êtherñøth seems to be into feeding people too much!)

Vē'Êtherñøth: Hands it over There you go! Feel free to ask for more, if you want more.

Addic: starts to chug then stops and looks up What the heck is in this? I love it! continues to chug

Vē'Êtherñøth: It's my special chaos brew: it adds some sort of flavor that I can't identify, ever! It obviously makes a difference though!

Addic: yes, yes it does. can I have more?

Vē'Êtherñøth: Yes, you may! Makes more pots of soup than Addic should be able to eat Take however much you want!

yum. grabs three and starts chugging one after another

Vē'Êtherñøth: Looks on with amazement Wow… that's pretty hot though!