forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Addic: smiles

Addic: thank you

Ëvêāhn: Are… are you two hitting on each other? When did that happen?

Addic: Awhile ago. swallows last bit of the last pot of soup

Vē'Êtherñøth: Yeah. That's old news, Ëvêāhn. Try to keep up. Also, more soup, Addic?

corrin's soup has long since exploded and gone cold
corrin is still sad and wants more
raef has chugged his and drank corrins. he also wants more
raef: also I would like to try all the many soups addic has eaten
raef: i also have perfected my Poisonous Mushroom Soup, does anyone want it? produces cauldron full of it
corrin proceeds to chug cauldron
raef proceeds to make anotehr
they proceed that way for quite some time

there are four cauldrons left of the soup
corrin and raef are now hallucinating becaus eof the hallicuniating mushrooms in it
corrin: groggily hi…. did you come to take me to the giant teddy bear over yonder? and do i know you? do you know the froggo over… over by…. I DID NOTHING, OKAY! IT WAS ZEE GIANT TACO! OUI, PAS MOI!
corrin: JE NE ME SOUVIENS PAS! QUI ES TU? ET POURQUOI VOUS ME DONNEZ CETTE SOUPE? J'EN AI DEJA!
raef cannot understand corri's french and goes out to pick mor emushrooms

Addic: hé, hé. c'est bon. personne n'essaie de vous nourrir de soupe. viens ici, prends du lait, ça ira mieux. gives corrin milk

Yes, thank you Vē'Êtherñøth. drinks Vē'Êtherñøth's soup then grabs mushroom soup and proceeds to drink that too

raef: be prepared for mildly random hallucinations, stomachaches and possible vomit
corrin: it is worth it

Addic: wow…

Asuka: I can make chaos soup. I think. Hands Corrin a pot of the exact stuff that Vē'Êtherñøth had made I'm surprised I got it right the first time. Hooray for cooking skills!

Vē'Êtherñøth: That's amazing, Asuka! Makes more pots than she knows what to do with SOUP FOR EVERYONE!

raef: i am overwhelmed. thank ye, cult members, for aiding me in my endeavor to- Y'KNOW WHAT, I DON'T LIEK TALKING LIKE AN OLD-TIMEY CULT LEADER. LEMME REPHRASE THAT
corrin has beaten raef to it
corrin: what raef means is thanks for helping me start this cult. to thank you for that, corrin will now proceed to eat all the soup you own. or have. also, this is a happy day for corrin has found a recipe (found = dredged up from teh Unterworld somewhere) for firewhale egg soup! Enjoy!
corrin produces pot of firewhale egg soup
raef is offended but also happy because more soup

Me: Wh-what? Why french?
Asuka: What? What is this French you speak of?

Me: why not?
Addic: drinks more soup

Asuka: Ummm… okay? I don't know "French".

(Me: Neither do I!)

Vē'Êtherñøth: Neither do I, but I like how it sounds! Makes some of the aforementioned Firewhale egg soup This is actually very common in Hell! And very tasty.

Ëvêāhn: Why not… Grabs a bowl, chugs it all, including the solids Holy shit… that's pretty good, actually! Grabs the whole pot, eats the pot as well as the soup

Addic: HEY!

Ëvêāhn: Sighs, looks at Addic Look, I have yet to eat anything. Plus, I keep you humans from killing yourselves on a daily basis.

Vē'Êtherñøth: Yes, yes, we know, your royal grey pain-in-the-ass highness. Makes more soup

Ëvêāhn: Grabs the soup as soon as it's made, then chokes once they process her words What? I'm not… well, I am royal, but I'm not a pain in the ass, Sorceress!

Ashene: It's debatable that you're not a pain in the ass. Makes some dragon stew

corrin: agrees with ashene and eats the dragon stew

Ashene: Finally, somebody appreciates my cooking! Makes more

Addic: eats the soup Ashene is correct, it is very debatable wether or not you are a pain in the ass.