forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

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Ren: yooo you got kids in yo backpack?? that's sussy Cringing ensues

Soup: Grins Oh, I carry random kids of evil people. The kids I choose deserve to die!

Wren: What- you know what, I'm not even going to question how you can carry so much weight.

Ren: So you're like the kallikantzaroi?? Those things used to scare the crap out of me

Addic: I'll take some Spencer soup… but if you have a Henry, that would be better.

Wren: Ummm- who?

Kek: I don't have a Henry. I have an Oscar, tho.

Soup: Laughing I have a Henry, though!

Kek: then i want a Henry too.

Wren: Grinning, shifts through literally millions of forms in a second I have everyone!

Kek: Then gimme a Henry.

Soup: Hands Kek a Henry Here you go!

Kek: stores Henry for later nightmares

Yui has joined the interdimensional soup cult

Yui: Grinning Who wants some faerie stew?
Soup: OOH! Me, me me!
Yui: Hands Soup a bowl of soup Here you go! Make sure to eat it all! Anyone else?

Ren: dang dawg!! This is crazy!

Yui: Would you like some faerie soup?

Ren: what’s it do, homie? he says through his thick Greek accent, wings flapping

Yui: Oh, nothing much. It's just soup, bae!
Soup: Grinning Dang, this stuff is good!
Yui: Why, thank you!

Wren: Sighing Of course she showed up here, too. She just loves making my life a living hell…

Yui: Bats her eyelashes at Wren Oh, bae, you know you like it!
Soup: Confused, grabs some more soup

Kek: grabs soup
Kek: mixes in onyx and moondust
Kek: who wants?

Yui: Oh, hi Kek! You're an interdimensional being as well? And I'll take that, thank you!

Ren: serious. She does what to you? glares at Yui

Yui: Oh, he's immortal and so am I, so we can do deadly pranks without deadly consequences! But, since I'm Fae, I'm better at pranking than Wren is.

Ren: wings outstretched, muscled arms relaxing. Not everyone here is immortal, so just don’t hurt anyone.