forum Soup Cult (Chowder and Stew welcom)

Started November 04, 2021 by @Otto_OtterOverlord

tune

Mei: I accept this offering go put it with the others my maid andramada can show you were to go

Shirija: Smiles, then goes to find Andramada.

Andramada: This way follow me leads him into a room full of piles upon piles of cans that almost reach the ceiling all labelled "spaghetti O's" just over here leads him to a small pile with small cans not labelled spaghetti O's and points to an empty unused can you can put the soup in there leaves the room

(Just to clear up any confusion, Shirija is female)

Shirija: Snorts at the sight of the Spaghetti-O’s, then fills a can. Then leaves with the remainder of her large pot, offering anyone else stew.

(Ok srry bad at pronouns)
Mei to Andramada: get the library ready for tonight. There is gonna be some serious reading.

(You’re good)

Shirija: Wanders, asking anyone in sight if they want some stew.

On’nyosh: Starts looking for where the alcohol soup had last been.

Mei: Amdramada can you please go find our guests and bring them to the throne room? she said shifting in her throne

Wren: Confused, gets up, not seeing the other Ren; yawns R-Ren? Where are you?

Ren: pops up from behind piles of spaghetti O’s. I’m right here Wren!

Soup: Sighing That will get confusing…

Wren: Smiling There you are! Walks over, perches himself on top of the piles of Spaghetti'Os

Shirija: Stew, anybody? Holds up her pot of stew and smiles

On’nyosh: Roaming, eventually returns to the palace, notices Shirija and the others. Psycho here eats people, just fair warning. Snickers and walks off

Shirija: Glares after On’nyosh.

Wren: Sighing I'll try anything once. Takes the stew Also, I know who's in here. One of the guards has ahh… mysteriously disappeared.

Ren: panics Uhhh, Wren? I think you might wanna… uh, break from the stew. he stands up, whispering loudly into Wrens ear I think that creepy lady made the stew out of people!! his wings flap timidly

Shirija: Giggles at the mention of the missing guard, then hands Wren a bowl of her cannibal stew. Oh, and could I have some of your hair?

On’nyosh: Sighs and grimaces. And she’s asking for hair again. Don’t even think about asking for mine! I don’t give away hair to cannibal clerics.

Shirija: Grins slyly. I watch you sleep.

On’nyosh: Creeped out. What the hell is with you?

Wren: I know… but, I try anything once. Also… Pulls off a piece of his mercurial hair Whatever you do, don't eat it.

Ren: OOh!! Can I have some??! Ill give you some back! Continues to start chopping his gorgeous wavy golden locks

Wren: Confused Me-?

corrin: i leave for three days and this happens. i am thoroughly disgusted with ou people. you didn't even ASK if i wanted to partake in the madness?
kek hath joined the chat
kek: hi! i'm kek. i want some cannibalistic soup, please! out of curiosity, are we eating spencer?

(lol again with spencer i keep making people who die to soup be named spencer why-)

corrin: i want spencer too! i want spencer soup!
corrin: also does anyone want sentient potate soup? it squeals all the way down your throat!
kek: too late i ate it all.

Ren: shrugs. You all can have some hair! I’ve been meaning to cut it. Ooh!! Potat!! Is it really gone??

kek: ye-
corrin: nope, i has more!

Ren: oh good. Boy do I love those potates. flaps wings excitedly

Wren: Confused Who da frick is Spencer?

Ren: shrugs Someone tasty, prollably.

Soup: Can I make some Spencer soup using Spencer here? Pulls out a random kid from his backpack