hey, i am Robert Crow, I DM two 5e campaigns, do slam poetry events, model in spare time and im 19 aspiring to be an actor, to voice actor, my days consist of going to work as a dish washer, trust me i know only clean jokes can be made, haha, i love puns, i love people, i love bean soup shops and sit downs with strangers, i love peeper conversations, i love old people, ever seen an old person short of a story to tell… heh me neither, ever seen a young person with their peepers too connected to a screen that it would take a snapchat to show them the very world theyre missing, i love catching my consume oxygen to produce carbon dioxide than catching pokemon, i love hiking, physical fitness, pacing the race around being one of the biggest nerdiest goofs, this worlds ever seen, i wish i was paid to travel cause then i could someday explain what happened to Elvis' Mother… was mother supposed to be capitalized, i love english, i love other languages too, theyre just all Greek to me… especially Greek its extra… Greeky, i wish i could talk with every person who every lived if only for a minute, if i could have any super power screw it id want to eat whatever i want and never get Blubber chubbers, speaking of which another huge thing about me is that i used to be huge, like not see my groundhands huge then i made the change my junior orbit party of high school to lose the weight and ended up losing over 60lbs in one summer and surprisingly becoming prom king my senior orbit party, not flaunting just surprised cause the young obese kid i still see in the mirror tells me to look at that crown and understand everyone i know are princes and princesses to a kingdom within grabby limbs reach, i am a very big supporter of women and their safety and care, too often when i was growing up since i was the fat kid i was usually the best friend to everyone, but mainly girls (Ive always been more comfortable with girls than guys) i would always see just how many girls would talk about these horrible disgusting guys and how they would treat them and in my mind knowing how much more very single girl in this world deserves, one of the main things that pushed me to lose my weight was just so that maybe someday i could truly make some girl happy, so that she would never have to run teary eyed to another guy, just for someone to listen to them, OH YEAH THAT TOO!! i love listening to people, but of course as you can see from my tiiiiiiny response i love talking, im happy to be on here, and honestly ive never been part of an on the interwebs chat session, place thingy, site mahbobber, but hey, hear i am, of yeah speaking of hear (pun totally intended) i am partially deaf! its a fun assortment of me, but yeah, i love every single person ive ever met, i just cant help it, so id love to get to know you guys too!! people say my spirit animal is a golden retriever and if i ever get the incredible chance to meet any of you in person then youll truly understand, that a golden retriever is the perfect description of who i am, and what i am like, and with that i end my essay of a response, haha its 1:48, so i guess i'll go to bed, technically i am in bed, so this would be considered pillow talk… hm. heyyy guys ;) just kidding, heh cya
Ps- i love series of images played in rapid succession to give the illusion of movement on a static screen games, dnd, grinding gears out, poetry, animals, music (all except for trap sorry), dancing (taken for about 11 orbit parties), cooking, driving, mandatory sustenance (like cheetos), and reading, please hit me up if you ever have questions or ever would ever want to talk :)