hugs tightly I’m sorry

I’m here if you ever need to talk. I understand what it’s like.

Shrug

He’ll be gone eventually.

Of course, my religious beliefs say that he’ll be back eventually. So really, I shouldn’t worry that much.

The constraints and emotions of mortal flesh, hm?

Yeah. Ig personally I just hate thinking about what I’d do if I lost someone. Especially since my only reasons are people. But at the same time I can’t help but just feel bad for you. (I’m sorry if this doesn’t help any- I’m just tryna let you know I care and you’re also not alone. I’m not good at comforting ig ;-;)

It’s okay lmao. You’re fine

It’s okay lmao. You’re fine

snugs my bestie

HELLO

HELLO

HI

HELLO

hello

The thought of “maybe if I scroll through Pinterest some more I’ll find exactly what I’m looking for” and suddenly it’s 1 AM.

I FOUND A WAY TO WATCH KILLER KLOWNS ON MY SCHOOL COMPUTER LETS GOO

O.o

guys i have to write a french essay on my identity in the middle of an identity crisis

O.o

hugs dude I’m so sorry

I got a 774 on my english ost from last year

Hello all, and good morning!

Morning. I'm tired.

Pops out of nowhere and face-plants I wanna be back in bed and not at school

morning yall

fighting the violent urges to start a oxo rp because all of my good premises are stuff I'm already using for my main project agh

Trips into the chat hullo!

Hola!

Guess who is a Bad Influence™ on their boyfriend and has managed to do something extremely funny and also extremely mean so early in the day?

gasp!!! SPILL!!

Yesterday I was taking a shower, and then the smoke alarm started going off, but I thought that maybe one of my siblings had burned something on the stove

Then I realized it was the alarm in my room…

And then I realized that there was way more steam in the bathroom than normal, so I turned off the shower to see if it helped, but it just kept getting thicker and thicker, so obviously I'm starting to freak out a bit. Nothing smells like smoke, so I'm confused, so I grab my towel and go out of the bathroom, and normally the steam comes out of the bathroom when you open the door, right? Well there was stuff coming into the bathroom… And I look around my room and it's just filled

And my siblings are in there, completely calm?

Eventually I found out my dad was just testing the fog machine we got for my halloween-themed birthday party thing

Before I say anything else I must clarify that I do not condone sexual acts of any sort in public.

But this was too funny to pass up.

My boyfriend, being the bitchy brat he is (in the most loving way I can say it, that is) decided it would be a good idea to try and bite me.

He managed to, for all of 2 seconds before he was on his back.

Suffice to say, I won that interaction, and the entire day.

Before I say anything else I must clarify that I do not condone sexual acts of any sort in public.

But this was too funny to pass up.

My boyfriend, being the bitchy brat he is (in the most loving way I can say it, that is) decided it would be a good idea to try and bite me.

He managed to, for all of 2 seconds before he was on his back.

Suffice to say, I won that interaction, and the entire day.

Pfff, i love!!

Before I say anything else I must clarify that I do not condone sexual acts of any sort in public.

But this was too funny to pass up.

My boyfriend, being the bitchy brat he is (in the most loving way I can say it, that is) decided it would be a good idea to try and bite me.

He managed to, for all of 2 seconds before he was on his back.

Suffice to say, I won that interaction, and the entire day.

Pfff, i love!!

Again- I do not support that in public, but in that moment I couldn't resist, and it has been worth it today.

Are we doing kiss stories??? I have a bunch of good ones!!