forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Started September 03, 2023 by @Morals-are-for-mortals language

tune

b a l l s

C o c k

…
agonizingly restrains myself from saying another word

SAY IT

_{c o m}

Pee is stored in the balls

emerges from the shadows into the summoning circle deep in the sub-basement, obscene slabs of sugary biomass slopping everywhere as i ingest the skittle sacrifice
deep bass rumblings overlaid with treble tones I heard the rattling of so many skittles, children… you have woken me once again

opens bag of skittles loudly

Watches intensely from the darkness.

hands Davadio skittles

just stares in interest and slight shooketh

emerges from the shadows into the summoning circle deep in the sub-basement, obscene slabs of sugary biomass slopping everywhere as i ingest the skittle sacrifice
deep bass rumblings overlaid with treble tones I heard the rattling of so many skittles, children… you have woken me once again

Yes! Priestess Squeaky does a celebratory dance. There are some here that have not declared you the Great Skittles. I say we must change that.

emerges from the shadows into the summoning circle deep in the sub-basement, obscene slabs of sugary biomass slopping everywhere as i ingest the skittle sacrifice
deep bass rumblings overlaid with treble tones I heard the rattling of so many skittles, children… you have woken me once again

Yes! Priestess Squeaky does a celebratory dance. There are some here that have not declared you the Great Skittles. say we must change that.

you dont get to do a celebratory dance. i was the one who summoned him

_{is slightly confuseth}

tentacles of varying shape and thickness, some with claws and some with suction cups, grasp at all the skittles offered to me in the last 5 pages
Ah, you seek to add to the rainbow goodness that is this mortal housing. Blessings on you, children

_{we made a monster}

emerges from the shadows into the summoning circle deep in the sub-basement, obscene slabs of sugary biomass slopping everywhere as i ingest the skittle sacrifice
deep bass rumblings overlaid with treble tones I heard the rattling of so many skittles, children… you have woken me once again

Yes! Priestess Squeaky does a celebratory dance. There are some here that have not declared you the Great Skittles. say we must change that.

you dont get to do a celebratory dance. i was the one who summoned him

Priestess Squeaky gives an overly dramatic indignant look. I helped, and I built a shrine for him. That is enough for celebration.

I’m writing lore for chicken saga echo. I’m thinking about what I’m going to write. I’m sad as fuck now.

Yes! Priestess Squeaky does a celebratory dance. There are some here that have not declared you the Great Skittles. I say we must change that.

voice gentles, turning to sibilant whispers that seem to echo too close to your ears
This is not my saga. Those here may declare as they wish. I am but an extra boon to those who feed me

throws a bunch of skittles into a void that opens beneath me, then closes the void try and get all of those

_{I’m okay with this monster}

offers the rainbow mass skittles

I’m writing lore for chicken saga echo. I’m thinking about what I’m going to write. I’m sad as fuck now.

what are you writing

_{im kinda interested in this "skittle cult" ngl…}

_{I’m okay with this monster}

_{me too honestly. is that bad?}

Priestess Squeaky gives an overly dramatic indignant look. I helped, and I built a shrine for him. That is enough for celebration.

Indeed, the shrine is most appreciated, but… eating skittles from ALL sources
No gift is too small. No summon too miniscule to be recognized. All have their place

_{im kinda interested in this "skittle cult" ngl…}

_{Me too ngl…}

Yes! Priestess Squeaky does a celebratory dance. There are some here that have not declared you the Great Skittles. I say we must change that.

voice gentles, turning to sibilant whispers that seem to echo too close to your ears
This is not my saga. Those here may declare as they wish. I am but an extra boon to those who feed me

Priestess Squeaky hums… True. But, I shall still call you Great Skittles. Holds out another bag of skittles as an offering.

screams
GUYS
I WAS NOT PREPARED
YES I AM BEING DRAMATIC BUT I GOTTA BE
UNPREPARED, I SAY

hey gabs :>

Oh hey Avry how’s it going

im alive and in an in person high school so 👍🏽. hbu?

Oh nice
I hated high school lol
Just had the weirdest freaking shift ever but you know what it was fine I guess Lol.

huh interesting. for u 🍰 _{if you still like them…}

LE GASP THANK UUUU I dooo

^^ hey I’ll give you a bunch of skittles if you murder me

_{im kinda interested in this "skittle cult" ngl…}

_{Me too ngl…}

_{tastes like diabetes but not…}

^^ hey I’ll give you a bunch of skittles if you murder me

oooh! same!!

throws a bunch of skittles into a void that opens beneath me, then closes the void try and get all of those

splits into astral and other-dimensional versions of myself, and enters the void with ease, returning with the skittles clasped firmly in my numberless tentacles A challenge. Most delightful, Titan.

^^ hey I’ll give you a bunch of skittles if you murder me

oooh! same!!

ya me too