forum ✨dRaMaTiC✨ Insults, Power of the Chancla, Eldritch Beings, Old Rivalries, Chicken Chaos, Large Fonts, and Cheesecake: The Saga of the Chicken Part 3: Tokyo Drift (CLOSED)

Started September 03, 2023 by @Morals-are-for-mortals language

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A bored Squeaky friend appears and starts tossing Skittles around…

Ah hello. looks around quick- run while you can-

Squeaky friend turns, waves, then snickers evilly and tosses out more Skittles…

laughs good luck-

A bored Squeaky friend appears and starts tossing Skittles around…

Ah hello. looks around quick- run while you can-

Squeaky friend turns, waves, then snickers evilly and tosses out more Skittles…

laughs good luck-

A loud, squeaky evil laugh, then Squeaky friend brings out a large bag of skittles and pours out a big mound on the ground.

Uh oh-

Squeaky friend laughs more, then starts yodeling, Oh, Skittles! I has a present for you! Oh, Skittles!

kicks in the door, lets loose an animal roar, and dives head first into the mound of Skittles a la Scrooge McDuck diving into piles of money

hides in a corner and watches the chaos unfold with an insane look in my eyes

Squeaky friend cackles, then pours another large mound of skittles nearby.

swimming and devouring like a rainbow dyed abomination hunting in primordial soup
Eyes glowing red, mouth a rainbow colored maw, snarling incoherently, lunges into the next mound, somehow getting more frenzied

O.o wishes mom was here to control the chaos maybe I should set everything on fire…it may help-

Squeaky friend pours a third mound of skittles nearby. Then, slips away to watch what happens with a bag of popcorn in hand…

O.o wishes mom was here to control the chaos maybe I should set everything on fire…it may help-

No setting things on fire

Squeaky friend pours a third mound of skittles nearby. Then, slips away to watch what happens with a bag of popcorn in hand…

What have you done?? The monster has been unleashed now. Someone get gramps his meds

Squeaky friend pours a third mound of skittles nearby. Then, slips away to watch what happens with a bag of popcorn in hand…

What have you done?? The monster has been unleashed now. Someone get gramps his meds

Squeaky friend snickers evilly, then holds up a bag labeled “Gramp’s Meds”. You mean these?

Squeaky friend pours a third mound of skittles nearby. Then, slips away to watch what happens with a bag of popcorn in hand…

What have you done?? The monster has been unleashed now. Someone get gramps his meds

Squeaky friend snickers evilly, then holds up a bag labeled “Gramp’s Meds”. You mean these?

sighs

Squeaky friend pours a third mound of skittles nearby. Then, slips away to watch what happens with a bag of popcorn in hand…

What have you done?? The monster has been unleashed now. Someone get gramps his meds

Squeaky friend snickers evilly, then holds up a bag labeled “Gramp’s Meds”. You mean these?

sighs

Squeaky friend snickers. For the right bribe, I will return them…

leaps out of what's left of the second mound of Skittles like a breaching whale, making that same rumbling sound they do in the movies before splashing back in and scattering Skittles everywhere

Scrambles across the floor into the third pile of Skittles, looking like some hellacious blend of a vacuum cleaner and all things Eldritch

Squeaky friend stashes the meds and turns back to watch the horror, once more eating popcorn…

Squeaky friend stashes the meds and turns back to watch the horror, once more eating popcorn…

Why oh why would you do this?
shakes head
What do you want for gramp gramps meds

sits on ground, offering in hand

I summon thee Echo

Echo was busy beating up kids at a Star Wars party 😔 and echo is also being forced to sleep now because they’re sharing a hotel room with their parents

Squeaky friend stashes the meds and turns back to watch the horror, once more eating popcorn…

Why oh why would you do this?
shakes head
What do you want for gramp gramps meds

Squeaky friend grins evilly, Chaos!
Hums… Gumbo.

Squeaky friend stashes the meds and turns back to watch the horror, once more eating popcorn…

Why oh why would you do this?
shakes head
What do you want for gramp gramps meds

Finishes all the Skittles in the mound and go snuffling around along the floor, looking for any stragglers. Head whips up at the mention of the name Gramp Gramps. Glares with red glowing eyes at yellowqueen, nostrils flaring

Squeaky friend stashes the meds and turns back to watch the horror, once more eating popcorn…

Why oh why would you do this?
shakes head
What do you want for gramp gramps meds

Squeaky friend grins evilly, Chaos!
Hums… Gumbo.

Gumbo? Why gumbo

Squeaky friend stashes the meds and turns back to watch the horror, once more eating popcorn…

Why oh why would you do this?
shakes head
What do you want for gramp gramps meds

Finishes all the Skittles in the mound and go snuffling around along the floor, looking for any stragglers. Head whips up at the mention of the name Gramp Gramps. Glares with red glowing eyes at yellowqueen, nostrils flaring

sighs deeply

Pops up out of nowhere, pours two more large mounds of skittles, then vanishes back to the hiding spot…

Squeaky friend stashes the meds and turns back to watch the horror, once more eating popcorn…

Why oh why would you do this?
shakes head
What do you want for gramp gramps meds

Squeaky friend grins evilly, Chaos!
Hums… Gumbo.

Gumbo? Why gumbo

Because. Squeaky friend blinks like the answer is obvious.