I wore my shirt inside out all day because I didn't wanna bother to fix it. Today was the first good day I've had in too long. I was even productive. Just now I put it on the right way, and bumped myself so hard I think I'll swell and bruise. So I have a new superstition-
Shirt inside out=good luck
Shirt right way= bad luck
that’s good owen!! and inside out shorts are by far superior
At the doctor’s earlier my doctor had to do the scoliosis check where you bend down so they could look at your spine.
She said “You’re perfectly straight” when she was done checking
I succeeded in not laughing
wHEEZE
Now that's a good one 😂
applause intensifies
My friends showed me a picture of some hot guy and she said “you’re a little straight” and I saw my opportunity and replied “the only straight I am is a straight up bitch”
oh that is a good one
When I was little, and lived in a different house, I had dream that a giant spider, as wide as the hallway outside my room, and three pugs were trying to kill me.
The three pugs part caught me off guard
The three pugs part caught me off guard
Yeah… It was weird, but little tiny me was terrified.
Tiny me dreamed that there were these tiny cute aliens in our house and they slowly killed us by forming gaping holes in our faces
Also in the fifth grade this douchy boy named Luke asked if he was hot or cool and I told him he was lukewarm and no one has let him forget it since.
Damn
Br u h
My friends showed me a picture of some hot guy and she said “you’re a little straight” and I saw my opportunity and replied “the only straight I am is a straight up bitch”
Ah yes, glee refrences
I have an ongoing crisis about how to spell Yogurt
Yohgurt
Yogert
Yogurt
Yoghurt
Yogurht
Yohgert
Yoghert
Yohghurt
Yohghert
Yohgherht
Yohgherht
Yogerht
My glasses cleaner smells like bubblegum.
Yogurt
You put yogurt twice in your list lol
Yyhohgheuhrht
It's like the Ashleigh crisis all over again
My friends showed me a picture of some hot guy and she said “you’re a little straight” and I saw my opportunity and replied “the only straight I am is a straight up bitch”
Ah yes, glee refrences
Is it a glee reference? I’ve never watched glee
My friends showed me a picture of some hot guy and she said “you’re a little straight” and I saw my opportunity and replied “the only straight I am is a straight up bitch”
Ah yes, glee refrences
Is it a glee reference? I’ve never watched glee
It is
Satanna
You know when you've never tasted a food, but you know exactly what it tastes like and you end up being right? There should be a word for that.
Working on it
Ash, by the power that's not vested in me, I appoint you Neologist of Notebook
Bows
Verprecibus
Derived from verum(correct), praedictum(predict) and cibus(food)
Noiccce