forum Share things nobody asked you to share

Started June 15, 2020 by @Knight-Shives group

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My friends showed me a picture of some hot guy and she said “you’re a little straight” and I saw my opportunity and replied “the only straight I am is a straight up bitch”

oh that is a good one

When I was little, and lived in a different house, I had dream that a giant spider, as wide as the hallway outside my room, and three pugs were trying to kill me.

The three pugs part caught me off guard

The three pugs part caught me off guard

Yeah… It was weird, but little tiny me was terrified.

Tiny me dreamed that there were these tiny cute aliens in our house and they slowly killed us by forming gaping holes in our faces

Also in the fifth grade this douchy boy named Luke asked if he was hot or cool and I told him he was lukewarm and no one has let him forget it since.

Damn

Br u h

My friends showed me a picture of some hot guy and she said “you’re a little straight” and I saw my opportunity and replied “the only straight I am is a straight up bitch”

Ah yes, glee refrences

I have an ongoing crisis about how to spell Yogurt
Yohgurt
Yogert
Yogurt
Yoghurt
Yogurht
Yohgert
Yoghert
Yohghurt
Yohghert
Yohgherht
Yohgherht
Yogerht

My glasses cleaner smells like bubblegum.

Yogurt

You put yogurt twice in your list lol

Yyhohgheuhrht

It's like the Ashleigh crisis all over again

My friends showed me a picture of some hot guy and she said “you’re a little straight” and I saw my opportunity and replied “the only straight I am is a straight up bitch”

Ah yes, glee refrences

Is it a glee reference? I’ve never watched glee

My friends showed me a picture of some hot guy and she said “you’re a little straight” and I saw my opportunity and replied “the only straight I am is a straight up bitch”

Ah yes, glee refrences

Is it a glee reference? I’ve never watched glee

It is
Satanna

You know when you've never tasted a food, but you know exactly what it tastes like and you end up being right? There should be a word for that.

Working on it

Ash, by the power that's not vested in me, I appoint you Neologist of Notebook

Bows

Verprecibus
Derived from verum(correct), praedictum(predict) and cibus(food)

Noiccce