Romeo set down his fork with a sharp clank. “I’d think you would have had at least one thing to say to me, Will.”
“Watch yourself, Puccini..” Claude warned, barely looking up from his editing work.
“Here’s a thought, Dutch, shut your filthy fucking maw and let the adults talk-“ Romeo hissed, quickly cut off.
“What would I even have to say, Pooch? Something like, maybe, ‘Oh wow, Romeo, I’m so sorry that you decided to be a neurotic freak yesterday and blow up on me! Here, to make up for it, I’ll fucking take you back, I sure know just how jealous you are of all my friends!’” Wilhelm’s voice was sickeningly sweet, but it dripped with venom.
“Are you not going to tell him off too, Claude? Or just me?” Romeo snorted, head swiveling and glaring daggers at Wilhelm. “Oh, and here’s a thought, hun-“
“Shut the fuck up!” Claude barked, smacking his pen down. “You’re acting like a fucking child, Puccini!” The Dutchman stood, leaning in close to Romeo’s face. “Control your goddamn tongue, or I’ll do it for you.”
(oh boy, this response ended up way longer than i expected. angst and arguments sure are my guilty pleasure, i can fucken guarantee that one)