forum Things You Want LESS Of In Books
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@HighPockets group

Yeah, particularly love interests who aren't bad boys and needlessly bitchy girls for the sake of 'drama and tension'. Just nice characters who genuinely like helping people, are optimistic, do things simply because it's what's right, etc.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Normal human being: Hi

Nice Guy™: OMFGOSH YOU HATH TAKEN OVER 30 FREAKING SECONDS TO ACKNOWLEDGE MY TEXT, I WAS MERLY ATTEMPTING TO BE A NICE INDIVIDUAL AND POLITELY GREET A BEAUTIFUL FEMALE LIKE YOURSELF, BUT YOU CONTINUED TO GO AND FRIENDZONE ME BECAUSE YOU'RE JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FEMALE IN THE WAY THAT ALL YOU EVER ACCOMPLISH IS LEAD FAVORABLE GUYS ON, MAKING THEM FEEL AS IF THEY'RE WORTH SOMETHING BEFORE RELENTLESSLY DISINTEGRATING THEIR HEARTS TO FRACTIONS AND DUMPING THEM FOR SOME VITUPERATIVE BAD BOY WHO DISRESPECTS FEMALES AND TREATS THEM AS IF THEY ARE MERE OBJECTS, LETS OVERLOOK THE AUTHENTICITY THAT I HATH BEEN REFERRING TO YOU THIS WHOLE TIME AS "A FEMALE" IMPLYING THAT WOMEN ARE BUT AN EXCLUSIVELY CONTRASTING SPECIES OF SUB-HUMANS WHO ONLY EXIST FOR THE BENEFIT OF REPRODUCTION, I AFFIRM I'M NOT ANYTHING SIMILAR TO THOSE OTHER GUYS, I WEAR A CLASSY FEDORA EVERYWHERE I PROGRESS, I HAVE AN IQ OF MORE THAN 5 HUNDRED BILLION, I HAVE CHARISMATIC FACIAL HAIR CONSUMING MY NECKULAR REGION, I CONSERVE WATER AS WELL AS THE ENVIRONMENT BY HARDLY SHOWERING, I CARRY AROUND A PHYSICAL THESAURUS EVERYWHERE I PROGRESS BECAUSE SMARTPHONES ARE NEFARIOUS, I'M AN ATHEIST WHO ONLY EXAMINES COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF INTELLECTIUAL TELEVISION SUCH AS RICHARDOUS AND MORTIMIER AS WELL AS ONLY LISTENS TO AUTHENTIC CLASSICAL MUSIC, I EVEN HELD THE DOOR OPEN FOR THOU SOME YEARS AGO, WHY AREN'T YOU BIRTHING MY OFFSPRING????????
I HOPE SOMEDAY, YOU FIND A BAD BOY WHO SHATTERS YOUR HEART, ABUSES YOU, AND LEAVES YOU TO PERISH, YOU'LL WISH YOU HADN'T REJECTED ME THEN! HAHA!
LOL, NOT THAT IT MEANS ANYTHING SINCE YOU'RE AN UNSIGHTLY RETARD ANYWAYS. WHY WOULD SOMEONE AS PRODIGIOUS AS I EVEN CONTEMPLATE ASSOCIATING WITH THOU, LOL!
HAVE FUN WITH THE REMAINDER OF YOUR PATHETIC LIFE, YOU D!^#-S@^#!*% SON OF A BISCUIT

continues ranting for over 38 lightyears

@HighPockets group

You see, that’s why I have to call my actual nice guy characters the “good boi” archetype

Same…I have a lot of guys who are nice, but I don't want to call them nice guys because people will think of Nice Guys. And trust me, Jon, Iam, Arthur, Theo, andrew (Our Supreme Lord and Overseer), Samuel, Claudio, Barry, and Victor would jump off of bridges before referring to a woman as a 'femoid'.

@HighPockets group

Usually I'm really annoyed by outlandish last-minute wins and stuff in books about sports, but then I remember that one of my friends got a concussion and the next day hit a homerun at her first at bat, and then hit a grand slam in her second at bat.

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Deux Machinas that make ZERO sense what so ever.

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Like I understand some just because…. fiction right? But if there is literally no hope for the character and then SUDDENLY OH MY GOD LOOK WE'RE SAVED then as a reader I'm just: