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Started January 17, 2019 by @The-N-U-T-Cracker

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YOU ABSOLUTE FOOL! Almost every meal I eat has corn in it or as a side!

YOU EVEN BIGGER FOOL! EVERY MEAL HERE IS CORN
BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS CORN
AND I ESPECIALLY AM MADE OF THE FINEST CORN
IGNORING THE FACT THAT I'M ACTUALLY MADE OF HAZELNUTS, CHOCOLATE, AND THE GUTS OF MANY BEETLES

YOU FOOL! THE CITIES ARE CORN HERE, OUR CARS WHICH ARE MADE OF CORN RUN ON CORN! I AM MADE OF CORN UNLIKE YOUR LIAR SELF! MY HAIR WAS SPUN OF THE STALKS, MIND LIKE THE DIRT,EYES AS BLUE AS THE MASSIVE SKY,AND I CRY LIKE RAIN!

BUT CORN DOESN'T RAIN YOU LIAR
NOR IS IT SKY
SO YOU AREN'T PURE CORN ARE YOU???
I BET YOU'VE NEVER EVEN BEEN ATTACKED BY A RACOON

What

I woke up to a corn battle

I feel like I should be scared

YOU'VE NEVER PET A BABY POSSOM! AND THE SKY HAS SUN WHICH MAKES GUESS WHAT,CORN! SO DOES THE RAIN!

JOKES ON YOU, I HAVE PET A BABY OPOSSUM
BECAUSE THEY'RE CALLED OPOSSUMS HERE, NOT POSSUMS, WHAT ARE YOU, AN AUSTRALIAN???
AND SKY/RAIN CREATES CORN, CORN DOESN'T CREATE SKY
SO IF YOU REALLY HAVE SKY IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS YOU AREN'T PURE CORN, YOU'RE PURE AIRHEAD
HA
ROASTED
JUST LIKE CORN

I woke up to a corn battle
I feel like I should be scared

Don't worry, this is just how average, everyday conversations work here in the midwest

I woke up to a corn battle
I feel like I should be scared

Don't worry, this is just how average, everyday conversations work here in the midwest

(Sorry I accidentally reported you)
I'm in Kentucky lol. We have corn I guess. We put like, a lot of corn in whiskey. In order for bourbon to be called bourbon, it has to be at least 51% corn, but people usually put more

okay fine you win. only because you hurt my feelings ;( sad weak bean. but really,country people fight like this all the time. we are the top importer of beef and other cow meat here in nebraska so, we kick butt there ig. Nebraska also invented Kool Aid so y'all are friggin welcome for that.

We apparently invented ice cream cones, pancake mix, and iced tea
But knowing this state that's probably it

yeah. okay. your cooler than us ig. meh. nebraska is boring at least you guys have a big ass renassiance fair

Wisconsin has temperatures colder than Alaska

my cousin lives there. i go and see her a lot

yeah. okay. your cooler than us ig. meh. nebraska is boring at least you guys have a big ass renassiance fair

Well, Nebraska's pretty cool, they got the delicious but practically unheard of restaurant that has very good baked potatoes, can't think of what it's called but I get to go there every Memorial Day with my grandparents and it's great. I don't know anything else about Nebraska because I've only ever been to one place there but it's great

Plus I've legit never been to any fair because I'm in the most boring corner of the state
We don't even have good wifi

Oof. Is it possibly Don and Millies??? With Cheese Frenchies and it's amazing there.

I don't think so, it was something really basic like "The insert word or something Cafe"

Oh. okay. Anyways Kansas City has a big ass Ren Fair, and hell even our county fair here sucks. Like we don't have anything it's so boring.

I'm so near Kansas City why haven't I been there or even known about this

Cause it's sorta expensive. Anyways definitely google it. I'm going. It starts in september but i'm going like October 2nd or 3rd.

Don't :) assume :) your child :) :) is straight :) :) :) :)

Don't :) assume :) your child :) :) is straight :) :) :) :)

I plan to give mine unisex names so if they're trans they might not have to change them

Don't :) assume :) your child :) :) is straight :) :) :) :)

I plan to give mine unisex names so if they're trans they might not have to change them

So then father, what is my name hm?