forum The Roodeness Shenanigans

Started May 27, 2020 by Deleted user

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Nice wall, Ice. Creepy. ‘Specially the part w the priest. We had our house blessed bc it was a tad sussy.

"There is one demon among us."

"You may not rest now, there are monsters nearby"

literally whenever i am angry i need to stop saying that i'm gonna piss my pants
like that's sort of menacing but i need something like 'i'll hide a carrot in your peanut butter and jelly' or 'i'm going to boil your kneecaps for nutritious bone broth"

Tell them you'll piss their pants

Cremate their fingers and snort the ashes

Tell them you'll piss their pants

i like this one the best thank you reed

Unfortunately pee is not flamamble

Unfortunately pee is not flamamble

truly a shame
it is if you drink gasoline

Unfortunately pee is not flamamble

truly a shame
it is if you drink gasoline

People need to stop telling me to smile bigger in photos, this is how I smile ok.

I don't even like people taking me picture

People need to stop telling me to smile bigger in photos, this is how I smile ok.

I don't even like people taking me picture

mood
i always feel the need to tell people beforehand that i do not smile for pictures, but even when i do, they try n make me smile anyway and i'm just like ??? i told you i literally can't smile for a picture but you're ??? pushing it anyways ?????? wtf ?????? and it just overall pisses me off

taking me picture

I'm a pirate now apparently

taking me picture

I'm a pirate now apparently

pirates are pretty swag tho so i'm not seeing the downside

taking me picture

I'm a pirate now apparently

pirates are pretty swag tho so i'm not seeing the downside

exactly

taking me picture

I'm a pirate now apparently

pirates are pretty swag tho so i'm not seeing the downside

exactly

Seems like a good career opportunity too
Like you get awesome uniforms
What's the modern version of pirates, again

taking me picture

I'm a pirate now apparently

pirates are pretty swag tho so i'm not seeing the downside

exactly

Seems like a good career opportunity too
Like you get awesome uniforms
What's the modern version of pirates, again

Downloading movies illegally

taking me picture

I'm a pirate now apparently

pirates are pretty swag tho so i'm not seeing the downside

exactly

Seems like a good career opportunity too
Like you get awesome uniforms
What's the modern version of pirates, again

Downloading movies illegally

hijacking boats

taking me picture

I'm a pirate now apparently

pirates are pretty swag tho so i'm not seeing the downside

exactly

Seems like a good career opportunity too
Like you get awesome uniforms
What's the modern version of pirates, again

Downloading movies illegally

hijacking boats

ransacking the hijacked boats

taking me picture

I'm a pirate now apparently

pirates are pretty swag tho so i'm not seeing the downside

exactly

Seems like a good career opportunity too
Like you get awesome uniforms
What's the modern version of pirates, again

Downloading movies illegally

hijacking boats

ransacking the hijacked boats

coast guard

taking me picture

I'm a pirate now apparently

pirates are pretty swag tho so i'm not seeing the downside

exactly

Seems like a good career opportunity too
Like you get awesome uniforms
What's the modern version of pirates, again

Downloading movies illegally

hijacking boats

ransacking the hijacked boats

coast guard

Coast guards a little too nice
How about randomly breaking into boat shops in the .middle fofhe night, standing there for a couple of minutes. And then just leaving with our taming any th by.
I'll own my own legitimate boat.

Genuinely baffled by all the people who think shearing is harmful to sheep. What…what do you think is happening?? Do you think they're being skinned or something???

Genuinely baffled by all the people who think shearing is harmful to sheep. What…what do you think is happening?? Do you think they're being skinned or something???

Probably the same people who think honey is killing the bees.
Though I did run into someone who refused to drink chocolate milk because feeding cows chocolate is unethical so

I thought that said they thought giving cows chocolate milk to drink was unethical and I was like "no yeah i get that" and then I read it again and fjdskalf

Genuinely baffled by all the people who think shearing is harmful to sheep. What…what do you think is happening?? Do you think they're being skinned or something???

Probably the same people who think honey is killing the bees.
Though I did run into someone who refused to drink chocolate milk because feeding cows chocolate is unethical so

As someone from America's Dairyland that made my brain bleed. HOW can someone think that's how chocolate milk is made? Do people also actually think it comes from brown cows??

Genuinely baffled by all the people who think shearing is harmful to sheep. What…what do you think is happening?? Do you think they're being skinned or something???

Probably the same people who think honey is killing the bees.
Though I did run into someone who refused to drink chocolate milk because feeding cows chocolate is unethical so

As someone from America's Dairyland that made my brain bleed. HOW can someone think that's how chocolate milk is made? Do people also actually think it comes from brown cows??

Yes. It always stumps them when I ask where strawberry milk comes from, cause there aren't pink cows as far as I know.