Okay so I have rediscovered my hobby of reading the hilariously bad yelp reviews for restaurants I already know are good. And yknow what, people really fucking suck and will give the worst reviews for no reason. This one lady gave two stars because doordash grabbed the wrong order. Like what the fuck???? Someone gave three stars when they only said good things about the restaurant. We need to take yelp away from people, no one is responsible enough to use it.
Or. We should be able to comment on other people's posts. Because I would definitely get into fights with people who give bad reviews for no good reason.
PLEASE read the negative reviews for GarfieldEATS I'm begging you-
Yo I just did
That was an incredible experience
"oh! oh! this spammy and hateful review-"
WAIT I JUST SAW THE NOT RECOMMENDED REVIEWS
I take it back, I love yelp
my place of work has an under three star rating, and only seven reviews. one of them says 'this place is proof that even people with money can be white trash' and yes, this is a very white trash area, but what the hell happened there for them to need to post that?????
who hurt that person sdfghjkl
My headcanon is that they got dumped or something while at the restaurant. I've witnessed that happen and it's awkward af lol
Okay so I have rediscovered my hobby of reading the hilariously bad yelp reviews for restaurants I already know are good. And yknow what, people really fucking suck and will give the worst reviews for no reason. This one lady gave two stars because doordash grabbed the wrong order. Like what the fuck???? Someone gave three stars when they only said good things about the restaurant. We need to take yelp away from people, no one is responsible enough to use it.
Or. We should be able to comment on other people's posts. Because I would definitely get into fights with people who give bad reviews for no good reason.
you would LOVE the smallbizmemes account on instagram, dude
Okay so I have rediscovered my hobby of reading the hilariously bad yelp reviews for restaurants I already know are good. And yknow what, people really fucking suck and will give the worst reviews for no reason. This one lady gave two stars because doordash grabbed the wrong order. Like what the fuck???? Someone gave three stars when they only said good things about the restaurant. We need to take yelp away from people, no one is responsible enough to use it.
Or. We should be able to comment on other people's posts. Because I would definitely get into fights with people who give bad reviews for no good reason.
you would LOVE the smallbizmemes account on instagram, dude
Looking that up right now
Reading negative Yelp reviews for an awesome coffee shop and one mentioned '"colorful" (i.e., borderline crazy..) local characters'
HOW IS THAT THE COFFEE SHOPS PROBLEM
h-how crazy do they get??? and how can the coffee shop control some highly chaotic fellows?
We're not that crazyI do have a pin I got from a place down the street that says 'weird is our normal', my grandparents do seem pretty odd if you don't know them, I suppose
can't wait until people describe me as a colorful local
We're not that crazy, my grandparents do seem pretty odd if you don't know them, I suppose
lmaoooooo we stan odd grandparents
Hold on now I wanna see what reviews there are on the art gallery-
One star, Pokemon profile picture:
no estonian art :[
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo get ready for despicable me 3 and CANDADA DAY OMGOMGOMG
can't wait until people describe me as a colorful local
I had a new coworker express how glad she was to know me because I said odd things. I had just told her that kangaroos can’t walk backwards.
Two people in the cafeteria are arguing over wether Thomas the tank engine is blue or red.
Like how stupid are you to think he’s red.
It was an ultimate power move when I yelled out from the other side, he’s blue
I would've told them he was yellow.
True Crime Don'ts with Pickles: don't keep a spare key, and if you do, keep it in your car and don't tell anyone about it. You and your roommate/significant other/the person who lives with you are the only people who should know. Have security cameras. Don't let your kids' rooms be the rooms closest to an entrance in your house.
I would've told them he was yellow.
He's clearly the green one.
