I would like to be a pirate! I'll be the token himbo on the crew, kinda like Mr. Smee from Peter Pan or idk.
I laughed out loud way too hard at this
don't dis my man smee. he deserves just as much credit as captain hook you uncultured swine /joking
Randy Dandy-O is hands-down my favorite shanty. If you haven't heard it, go give it a listen when you can.
I personally like the Drunken Sailor one, for… like, reasons.
I'm not a huge fan of it, but I'll give it another listen
Drunken sailor is a CLASSIC
Smee is 100% more desirable than Captain Hook
Drunken sailor is a CLASSIC
Indeed!
God Yes, I've had it stuck in my head
for so long
Call me a weeb but Bink's Sake from One Piece is incredible
God, I started playing some Assassins Creed not too long ago and it's just like. I get to be pirate. My little guys sing shanties for me. Living the dream.
we had to sing an aldi sea shanty for choir so that was interesting
We sang "pay me my money down" in like elementary school, so it was really bizarre hearing the actual shanty, and having not sang by a bunch of kids when I was older.
The only men who seem to be attracted to me irl are perverts and sexual predators ;-;
I didn’t read the ‘irl’ bit and was about to say— “YoU hAvE a BoYfRiEnD!”
Can I be the insane and flamboyant pirate with the hat with the big frilly feather that lights homophobes on fire and songs a duet with my parrot while they burn
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CONSIDER THIS: men, without a penis
Consider: Me. A man. Without a
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penis
You already got us! We're here! come and get it! Wait were you talking about cis men without
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penises
or…?
Can I be the insane and flamboyant pirate with the hat with the big frilly feather that lights homophobes on fire and songs a duet with my parrot while they burn
you have the captains permission
You already got us! We're here! come and get it! Wait were you talking about cis men without
Spoiler - click to show.
penises
or…?
just the general idea
I just realized that the thought of this makes me uncomfy, as the kids say
I mean that is fair, and speaking of pirates as we were earlier, who is your favorite pirate? from any media.
this is an open question btw anyone can answer it.
Jack Sparrow
I want to get drunk with him