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no fun when it's legal
no fun when it's legal
"Rules are for those too weak to control themselves" - me while setting my friends sink on fire
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i have some things i want to set on fire, so…could i…come to this party?
no fun when it's legal
Would it be even more fun if we ran around chant latin conjugations like we're summoning demons to send on the homo/transphobics
no fun when it's legal
Would it be even more fun if we ran around chant latin conjugations like we're summoning demons to send on the homo/transphobics
yes, it would be fun
Then let us start a massive bonfire and dance the night away, casting terrifying shadows into people's homes and make them think hell is on earth
because it god-damned is
Hell yeah I'm in.
I'll bring the explosives
I'll bring the snacks
And the music
I've got fireworks and marshmallows
Nothing like chucking weapon-grade firecrackers into fires
I have… a confession
I can barely use a lighter or matches because I am a coward.
Although tbf I had something spooky happen with fire when I was little and I have had this fear ever since.
Eh that's okay. My sister has pyrophobia which is ironic because I'm a pyromaniac… huh weird
That's okay, I get it
Fire isn't for everyone
I'm in for the arson bonfire, I can sing maybe and I also have some nice tea if anybody wants any, it's coconut oolong
Singing, yes
I've also got a lot of stuff to burn, including Trump stuff that I'll steal from my neighbors
I'll sit near a cozy bonfire and watch the arson from a safe distance ahdkdls
Though I'd happily throw a few trump signs in the fire as, you know, fuel.
We'll have enough fuel to last us YEARS if I steal every Turmp sign in Idaho
Or Indiana!!
But at least we have fireworks that are illegal in other states according to Deck the Halls with Danny DeVito
I met two gays once that were stealing Trump signs out of people’s yards, me and my friend held their bikes for them.
Neighborhood heroes lol
I just realized I said Turmp instead of Trump and now all I can think of is Turmp the Turnip
Someone please photoshop this
REeeeEEEEd!!!!
LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
Is confused and eats chocolate in lonely corner
is confused and tired, and honestly just wants to go to sleep, but can't
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