oh

We don't have a lottery tho, that's illegal
But we have lots of missionaries

what

Isn't Utah uber Mormon?

laughs in cosmic deity

Hello ✌️

well hi :)

hehe i am back from surgery

hi back from surgery!!

welcome back, how are you feeling?

hi back from surgery!!

I'm dad

hi back from surgery!!

I'm dad

correction, your my squishy muffins

lol

welcome back, how are you feeling?

good but I'd be better if I could actually eat this pudding without it soaking into my gauze

wait remind me
what was it for?

also nO I am nOt sQuIsHy mUfFiN I aM BiG sTrOnK bOi

Molar/wisdom teeth on bottom left side were on top of each other and in some nerves

wait remind me
what was it for?

also nO I am nOt sQuIsHy mUfFiN I aM BiG sTrOnK bOi

SQUISHY MUFFINS!!!!

eugh oh no
I had to get mine out about 7 or 8 months ago
I left with four teeth
I came back with two outside of my mouth
Where are my teeth, sir? Where are my nom noms you teeth stealer?

Isn't Utah uber Mormon?

Yeah, Mormon missionaries stick around to convert the rest of the state

Isn't Utah uber Mormon?

Yeah, Mormon missionaries stick around to convert the rest of the state

Mmmmm
No offense, but Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses rub me really really really the wrong way, even more than other denominations

Isn't Utah uber Mormon?

Yeah, Mormon missionaries stick around to convert the rest of the state

Mmmmm
No offense, but Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses rub me really really really the wrong way, even more than other denominations

Episcopalians are the only bitches I respect but that might be because I am one and I'm biased.

When I was younger I had four of my front teeth removed because they were too big and overcrowding, but two were baby teeth so they're now sightly overcrowded again
The anesthetic smelled like oranges and I got to keep the mask lol

Isn't Utah uber Mormon?

Yeah, Mormon missionaries stick around to convert the rest of the state

Mmmmm
No offense, but Mormons and Jehovah's Witnesses rub me really really really the wrong way, even more than other denominations

Episcopalians are the only bitches I respect but that might be because I am one and I'm biased.

My family is UMC, I'm ex, but honestly I vibe with Jesus but not Sky Daddy or Holy Spoopy Spirit

Akskwkv wkeufksadflawkdkw I just saw an ad for eharmony that had a lesbian couple in it and I'm trying (and failing) not to squeal idk why I'm so happy about this

Yeah, the LDS give off cult vibes. The temples are hella pretty though, even though I can't go in lol.