forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"My hair smels like dairy and im gonna puke."

"What is this called?" "A crayon?" "See!"

Ophelia: Ooh the mountains are so pretty!
Isaac: YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
Ophelia: Drops block on foot FUC-
Kate: OPHELIA NO, THIS IS A HIGH SCHOOL IN UTAH YOU CAN'T!

Ophelia: Ooh the mountains are so pretty!
Isaac: YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
Ophelia: Drops block on foot FUC-
Kate: OPHELIA NO, THIS IS A HIGH SCHOOL IN UTAH YOU CAN'T!

Fascinating

Ophelia: Ooh the mountains are so pretty!
Isaac: YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
Ophelia: Drops block on foot FUC-
Kate: OPHELIA NO, THIS IS A HIGH SCHOOL IN UTAH YOU CAN'T!

Fascinating

you could've fried an egg on my face

Ophelia: Ooh the mountains are so pretty!
Isaac: YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
Ophelia: Drops block on foot FUC-
Kate: OPHELIA NO, THIS IS A HIGH SCHOOL IN UTAH YOU CAN'T!

Fascinating

you could've fried an egg on my face

Hahaha yessss

Person1: OH MY GOD, I JUST STEPED IN YOUR SPIT!!!
Person2: ok? And?
Person1: I WANNA STICK MY FOOT IN YOUR FACE!!!
Person2: You percussionists are crazy
Person1: AND THE TRUMPETS ARE A CULT!!!!!

Person1: What day is it?
Person2: Game day?
Person3: GaMe-
Person4: DaYyYYyyYyyyYYYYyyYYy!!!!!!
Person1: WHAT DAY IS IT? Raises hands above head
Person2,3,4: GAME DAYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ophelia: Ooh the mountains are so pretty!
Isaac: YOU'RE SO PRETTY.
Ophelia: Drops block on foot FUC-
Kate: OPHELIA NO, THIS IS A HIGH SCHOOL IN UTAH YOU CAN'T!

Fascinating

you could've fried an egg on my face

_{TIME FOR AN OBSCURE REFRENCE}

_{An egg face mask}

7th grader 1: Dude i ate a fvck ton of melatonin gummys this morning, it was like 20 hold crap
7th grader 2:Omg are you ok??
7th grader 1: Yeah I just chugged two monsters to cancel it out. I'm shaking real bad now
7th grader 2: [7th grader 1's name]!! THAT IS NOT OK! YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A FUVKING HEART ATTACK

7th grader 1: Dude i ate a fvck ton of melatonin gummys this morning, it was like 20 hold crap
7th grader 2:Omg are you ok??
7th grader 1: Yeah I just chugged two monsters to cancel it out. I'm shaking real bad now
7th grader 2: [7th grader 1's name]!! THAT IS NOT OK! YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A FUVKING HEART ATTACK

Oh my god, that reminds me, this morning two of my friends were talking and the guy said he took a bunch of melatonin and then a bunch of caffeine.
My other friend sad, looks like your nerves too a screenshot.

7th grader 1: Dude i ate a fvck ton of melatonin gummys this morning, it was like 20 hold crap
7th grader 2:Omg are you ok??
7th grader 1: Yeah I just chugged two monsters to cancel it out. I'm shaking real bad now
7th grader 2: [7th grader 1's name]!! THAT IS NOT OK! YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A FUVKING HEART ATTACK

Oh my god, that reminds me, this morning two of my friends were talking and the guy said he took a bunch of melatonin and then a bunch of caffeine.
My other friend sad, looks like your nerves too a screenshot.

I'm 7th grader 2 -,-

7th grader 1: Dude i ate a fvck ton of melatonin gummys this morning, it was like 20 hold crap
7th grader 2:Omg are you ok??
7th grader 1: Yeah I just chugged two monsters to cancel it out. I'm shaking real bad now
7th grader 2: [7th grader 1's name]!! THAT IS NOT OK! YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A FUVKING HEART ATTACK

Oh my god, that reminds me, this morning two of my friends were talking and the guy said he took a bunch of melatonin and then a bunch of caffeine.
My other friend sad, looks like your nerves too a screenshot.

I'm 7th grader 2 -,-

XDD, are they okay?

7th grader 1: Dude i ate a fvck ton of melatonin gummys this morning, it was like 20 hold crap
7th grader 2:Omg are you ok??
7th grader 1: Yeah I just chugged two monsters to cancel it out. I'm shaking real bad now
7th grader 2: [7th grader 1's name]!! THAT IS NOT OK! YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A FUVKING HEART ATTACK

Oh my god, that reminds me, this morning two of my friends were talking and the guy said he took a bunch of melatonin and then a bunch of caffeine.
My other friend sad, looks like your nerves too a screenshot.

I'm 7th grader 2 -,-

XDD, are they okay?

yeah, they got a lot better this year. 7th grade was a hard time for my friends and I, 8th is much better

7th grader 1: Dude i ate a fvck ton of melatonin gummys this morning, it was like 20 hold crap
7th grader 2:Omg are you ok??
7th grader 1: Yeah I just chugged two monsters to cancel it out. I'm shaking real bad now
7th grader 2: [7th grader 1's name]!! THAT IS NOT OK! YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE A FUVKING HEART ATTACK

Oh my god, that reminds me, this morning two of my friends were talking and the guy said he took a bunch of melatonin and then a bunch of caffeine.
My other friend sad, looks like your nerves too a screenshot.

I'm 7th grader 2 -,-

XDD, are they okay?

yeah, they got a lot better this year. 7th grade was a hard time for my friends and I, 8th is much better

Ahh, good

[group of kids crowded around listening] "….And then…. I barfed…… ALL OVER OUR TOWLES!!!!! It was sooooooooooooo gross."

• middle school student

0-0 loving this chat rn-

"You need to be a spoon… Only the people who died and starved to death need a spoon."

"Jack Sparrow runs Google"

"The word “blouse” first originated in the 2004 informational documentary, 'Napoleon Dynamite.'"

"Have you conversed with the "bi" boy at all lately?"

"He studied really hard to be a good giraffe."

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"NooooOooooOoooOOOooooo I am fearing cranberries"
"Dialogues with the dead"
"Website browsers do not like you."

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I see.