forum Tell Me Stuff You Heard High/Middle School Students Say!

Started September 23, 2018 by Deleted user

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"I would like to be a furry in my next life."

"Ice cream and condoms"

A group of students outside, chanting: PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS PISS!

playing a game "OH ew it's Brian. Hit him with the car mom!" "I'm not gonna hit him with the car," "cmon no one will even care!" "No!"

(Watching Newsies Jr.)

Newsies police officer: "Go on, get out of here! Scram!"
The entire Bright Star cast: "ok." (Stands up)

(Watching Newsies Jr.)

Newsies police officer: "Go on, get out of here! Scram!"
The entire Bright Star cast: "ok." (Stands up)

I probably would have done the same thing if I was there haha

(Watching Newsies Jr.)

Newsies police officer: "Go on, get out of here! Scram!"
The entire Bright Star cast: "ok." (Stands up)

I probably would have done the same thing if I was there haha

We were the best audience ever. One of the characters was late so when she came on stage we just started screaming and clapping. And when the people playing the main characters interacted we all loudly went "awwwww"

best. audience. ever.

i was scared my voice was gonna be gone when i woke up but its all good

"would you say that to a white person?"

'you like white men don't you?"

"imma sleep with your hamster bro"

Not said but just saw. We're in choir and this kid whips out a whole iPad from under their jacket.

"Ex-GAY-use me??!?!?!!?!?!?"

My math teacher (who is an old man) just said, "If you have a phone out, you're grounded!"

My math teacher (who is an old man) just said, "If you have a phone out, you're grounded!"

can he do that?

“We need it, we need it, we need it!!!”
— Fellow Trumpets in band.

"Since when does my ex-husband play the spoons?" - @-_Cinnamon-_

"Since when does my ex-husband play the spoons?" - @-_Cinnamon-_

"Well… Have you ever kissed a chicken?"

"Hey guys I think it's raining" He was standing in the rain, completely drenched

I kin this guy and I nearly know him

"O-O-O-ORILEYS AUTO PARKS, OW"

"We should get chips in our brains to make monkeys smarter because the think rocks are fluffy."

"Since when does my ex-husband play the spoons?" - @-_Cinnamon-_

"Well… Have you ever kissed a chicken?"

…yes.

“My name is Stanford, and I love children. I love them so much that I take them away from their teenage mothers and hand them over to my associate who puts them in a carpet bag and throws them off trains.” -Sam

“My name is Stanford, and I love children. I love them so much that I take them away from their teenage mothers and hand them over to my associate who puts them in a carpet bag and throws them off trains.” -Sam

Stanford doesn't have an opinion, actually.

"Since when does my ex-husband play the spoons?" - @-_Cinnamon-_

"Well… Have you ever kissed a chicken?"

…yes.

Indeed

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"hello would you like to sign my petition"
"Sure, what for?"
"To call my brother a pu**y formally" I <3 middle school.

"It's recipes from 'Chris Beat Cancer.'"
laughter "As terrible as that sounds… Crispy Cancer is not a phrase I ever thought I would hear!"
"What? It's Chris. Beat. Cancer."
"…Oh."
- My mom and @GayToaster