forum Stereotypes.

Started October 29, 2018 by @CW-BornConfuzzledLeftILoveYa

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• Asians are all really really nerdy
• People who wear glasses are all nerdy
• Introverts are antisocial and bad at public speaking

As an introverted Asian that wears glasses, I can assure you this isn't true

Most atheist people don't mind religion.

I myself am not religious, but I read the bible because between demonic possession, Cain and Abel, Samson, the Four Horsemen, and angels murdering people in cold blood (seriously, they do).
The bible is very badass…

I'm Catholic, but putting that aside, I'll honestly read the Bible sometimes if I'm bored for some of the OT stuff. It's intense! And also a lot darker than children's Bibles would lead you to believe…

I am also Catholic. When I was around eight I started to read the Bible for fun because I thought it was very action packed! I still do at times, and it's interesting to know that these people were real!

The Bible has so many misconceptions around it because it keeps getting censored by Bible school

Yeah

You guys remember when that angel murdered a whole Assyrian army in a single night?

AWESOME

What about when David's son got his hair caught in a tree and run through with a spear?
Or when Lot's wife turned into a pillar of salt?
Or when three guys were sent to burn to death in a furnace?
FUN STORIES SAFE FOR CHILDREN!!!!

What about when David's son got his hair caught in a tree and run through with a spear?
Or when Lot's wife turned into a pillar of salt?
Or when three guys were sent to burn to death in a furnace?
FUN STORIES SAFE FOR CHILDREN!!!!

Or when some guy got possessed by a demon and it made him harm himself?

What about when David's son got his hair caught in a tree and run through with a spear?
Or when Lot's wife turned into a pillar of salt?
Or when three guys were sent to burn to death in a furnace?
FUN STORIES SAFE FOR CHILDREN!!!!

Or when some guy got possessed by a demon and it made him harm himself?

Ah yes. And the old king who had his eyes plucked out and was forced to be a slave.

What about when David's son got his hair caught in a tree and run through with a spear?
Or when Lot's wife turned into a pillar of salt?
Or when three guys were sent to burn to death in a furnace?
FUN STORIES SAFE FOR CHILDREN!!!!

Or when some guy got possessed by a demon and it made him harm himself?

Ah yes. And the old king who had his eyes plucked out and was forced to be a slave.

Remember whrlen Samson offered a Philistine guy the foreskins of 100 men?

What about when David's son got his hair caught in a tree and run through with a spear?
Or when Lot's wife turned into a pillar of salt?
Or when three guys were sent to burn to death in a furnace?
FUN STORIES SAFE FOR CHILDREN!!!!

Or when some guy got possessed by a demon and it made him harm himself?

Ah yes. And the old king who had his eyes plucked out and was forced to be a slave.

Remember whrlen Samson offered a Philistine guy the foreskins of 100 men?

That part is my favourite

It's so gruesome and hilarious

Did you guys know that in the bible the only plant to grow over king Solomon's grave was…

Cannibis?

I suddenly want to read the Bible for the first time ever

What? Do you smoke weed?

You don't have to answer…

No, I do not
I just find these things about the Bible very amusing

Yeah… Me too…

Did you guys know that in the bible the only plant to grow over king Solomon's grave was…

Cannibis?

Well, it can help you find a new level of wisdom……

Did you guys know that in the bible the only plant to grow over king Solomon's grave was…

Cannibis?

Well, it can help you find a new level of wisdom……

That's correct!

Yeah…

Wait. Who's the eyeball plucked out guy?

Huh?

A King, but I can't remember which one….