forum So-But Stories (Forum Game)

Started February 27, 2019 by @Hey_Its_Snowy_And_Im_Generally_Confused

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So what?

(So so what, I'm still a rockstar, I got my rock m-arrgh! (Sibling comes from behind and thumps me with desk lamp because I can't sing very well.))

So P!nk charges in the room and starts singing that song.

But then she started a fight

So we're all gonna get in a fight!

But Arthur Dent fainted because plot and Derp just stood there.

So P!nk, feeling guilty, preforms CPR on Arthur Dent.

But when Arthur Dent was revived he desperately needed some good tea.

So P!nk, having fallen hopelessly in love with Arthur, brings him some tea. (I'm sorry, the opportunity was there.)

But the tea didn't have the precise amount of sugar in it.

So it mutated into another cat

But P!nk was allergic

So she had a horrible allergic reaction and died on the floor, watching as Arthur Dent asked for a new tea.

But the tea never came

So Arthur Dent died from tea deprivation, and as he lay on the floor beside P!nk's body, his last words were, "A cup of tea would restore my normality."

But then we needed another protagonist

So the man who was walking down the sidewalk so very long ago came back to life, and stayed clear of witch doctors.

But then he needed a name

So we shall call him Adam

But his name was pronounced Madam

So he was a mad lad.

But he was put on Meme Review, and Felix didn't call Adam an absolute mad lad. That made Adam mad, and he unsubscribed to pewdiepie and subscribed to T-gay

So I wondered “how can we force a love triangle into this?”

So Adam was named the Meme Lord of 2019

But he'd never forget his childhood.

So he went to a witch doctor to do precisely that