forum So-But Stories (Forum Game)

Started February 27, 2019 by @Hey_Its_Snowy_And_Im_Generally_Confused

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BUT I THOUGHT I SAID NO MORE WITCH DOCTORS!

So the cat club came and adopted him

But J.P. Beaubien interrupted with….
A LOVE TRIANGLE!

So I was happy and so was the cat club

But somebody once told him the world was gonna roll him. He aint the sharpest tool in the shed.

So J.P. Beaubin introduced an OC called Mary Sue!

But Mary Sue died…..and was resurrected! Because reasons!

So Mary Sue and some unnamed body builder got married and lived happily ever after

But Overly Sarcastic Productions brought in Red to punch J.P. for his heinous crimes of literature and Mary Sues. Because why not? And Blue was attacked by ninjas (again).

So everything was confusion, AMERICA EXPLAIN!

But AMERICA NO AND ALSO YEET!!

So AS AN AMERICAN I HAD TO INFORM SOUP NANA ON THE BEAUTY THAT IS TERRIBLE WRITING ADVICE

But I am still confusion, but whatever right cause my friend just threw goldfish at her brother and his friend.

So I think you need to check if the fish is okay

But it was just a cracker… Or so we thought, until it looked at you and smiled back

So Trevor screamed and ran out of the house, leaving my friend's brother to fend for himself.

But then the cracker grew triple its size

So my friend's brother got his katana and made sushi of the creature.

But he didn't know how to use the cracker as part of the sushi

So I wondered what this had to do with Adam

But Adam had gone to the market for some Fritos.

So now that he's back the story can progress

But as he reached up to grab a bag of curly Fritos, his hand was shot off by a storm trooper. "WOW!" Adam said. "A STORMTROOPER ACTUALLY HIT IT'S TARGET!"

So the stormtrooper shot his other hand off for blaspheming the Empire. Now Adam has no hands and cannot eat his Fritos.

But he would press on! He still had his legs!