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So he died
So he died
But then we needed a new protagonist
So we adopted a police officer
But she wasn't yet named
So we named her Derp.
But she was really smart
So she studied a lot.
But she had a cat that kept her from studying
So she got another cat because cats solve everything
But that one kept her from studying too.
So she bred the cats
But to keep them from distracting her she got a box they promptly sat in.
So she had to get more boxes to keep them entertained
But she ran out of college funds for the fancy boxes (oh no)
So she continued her job as a police officer
But the police loved her cats so
So the entire police force adopted the cats
But there wasnt enough cats to go around (:o)
So she adopted more cats cause why the heck not
But they didn't know how to stop them from being so distracting.
So they became a cat adoption shelter instead of a police force
But then they got a report of a dead body found next to a rock
So they ignored it, because they're the cat club
But then how are we supposed to tie this together with the old protagonist
So they actually went because it was rumored it was a dead cat
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