forum So-But Stories (Forum Game)

Started February 27, 2019 by @Hey_Its_Snowy_And_Im_Generally_Confused

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But then they found the body of a man wanted in the US for murder and ignored it so they could go back to cats

So they had a cat themed party

But the store only sold dog-themed items

So they made their own cat party supplies out of the papers they used to use for boring police work

But they didnt have enough

So they bought a dog pinata

But they filled it with cat treats

So everything was happy

But Derp was sad, she still could not study

So she went to Starbucks for some peace

But the coffee machine broke (?)

So she ate the staff

But then she realized there wasn't a police department anymore

So she ate more of the staff

But there were no more of them

So she casually went back to cat land where she beat up the dog pinata and never got caught for some reason

But there was a woman who watched her son get eaten, she wanted revenge

So she tracked down Derp and the cat party

But she was a dog person (o.o!!!)

So she stayed far away from the cat party after watching the dog pinata get maniacally destroyed

But she was set on getting revenge

So she stood there. Watching. Waiting. Searching. For the cat-loving maniac who killed her son.

But Derp took out another three dog pinatas to beat up.

So she waited so long she died

But then Derp went out to get her nightly dose of bean heroin