forum Share things nobody asked you to share

Started June 15, 2020 by @Knight-Shives group

tune

Spaghetti is very good

My grandpa makes the best spaghetti in the world, second only to my fiancé.

i dont think i have had good spaghetti, but my dad makes a heavenly alfredo

ALFREDOOOOOOO

Alfredo is good. Chicken alfredo? MMMM.

_{or shrimp…}

Ah. I don't like seafood…

oh. i have a friend that loves shrimp, but is allergic to (almost all) seafood

Honest truth? Fish scare me. They freak me out. I can't go to aquariums because they freak me out. My fiancé actually once tried to surprise me with a trip to an aquarium and didn't tell me where we were going until we were like halfway there (30 minutes away). We ended up going to dinner instead. XD

one of those aquarium restaurants? XD

or
how about this
shrimp and avocado alfredo

i think thats a freshavaca-dont

Nah, we went to like Chili's or something. I honestly can't remember.

i think thats a freshavaca-dont

it very yum

i really dont know, i havent tried it.
plus im not a fan of avacadoes so i prolly wont try it either

yes
also about the r word because he says that a lot and it makes me uncomfortable

You gotta educate him.

Right. I don't have my books with me right now, but I do know that a cod's head is a fool, a strut noddy is someone who doesn't know how stupid they are, a fustilugs is a dirty-eared child, buffle means stupid, a blue pigeon flier is someone who steals the lead off of your roof (a nice insult, even if it doesn't make much sense), and a slabberdegullion is someone who's sloppy and nasty. Then there's golter-yeded gawpsheet, an Old English curse of unknown meaning, and go to Putney on a pig, which translates as "Go to heck". Other curses I know include lobscouse and quakebuttock, and then there are some of Shakespeare's insults, of which my favourite is "Great hill of flesh". And an alternative to the classic "suck it" is "go pound sand" (credits to Soup Nana for that one).
(I have books with insults in them. I'll look things up when I get home and post them. I promise.)

Thank you.

Sard is the out of use equivalent to the f word if anyone wants to steal that
there’s also good ol “yiffy wiffy”

Sard?

Sard is the out of use equivalent to the f word if anyone wants to steal that
there’s also good ol “yiffy wiffy”

Sard?

Yep, back in ye olden days they didn't really have the saying "oh' fucky wucky off" to throw at that annoying coworker who kept making bad dick jokes during the torture and executions of traitors, but that doesn't mean words describing s*ex weren't still used for cursing, hence sard
examples:
"sard off"
"what the sard"
"you can go sard yourself and the horse you rode in on."
and of course to quote a 10th century old English bible translation of Matthew 5:27, "don't sard another man's wife."

"you can go sard yourself and the horse you rode in on."

I-

"you can go sard yourself and the horse you rode in on."

I-

O.O

"you can go sard yourself and the horse you rode in on."

I-

O.O

What-

omg I'm in a Zoom meeting with my school's entire division and our history teacher logs in late and the first thing he says is "I'm calling from an Olive Garden parking lot in Boston."
(We live in Western NY for context)

I love that for him, does he have bread sticks though?

Almost certainly.