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@The-N-U-T-Cracker

alright, just copied a list
some of them are really weird and others suck kale but it’s what I found

I feel gross reading this
I wanna eat an entire bowl of chicken flavored ramen with egg to cleanse myself of what I’ve had to type

@HighPockets group

Are avocados sexy now??? Is this what the AllosTM are up to nowadays?

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

As someone who eats a hecc ton of avocado, not once have they ever been disobedient, nor have I ever needed to slap them
a more realistic line would be “I’m going to squish you every day until you’re nice and ripe so I can cut you in half and blend your flesh into pasta sauce for my shrimp and avocado fettuccine” but apparently that’s not sexy enough or something and it’s also not vegan

@HighPockets group

Mine would be "can I angrily cut you open with a knife and squeeze you into a bowl, then mash up your insides with some tomatoes, lemon juice, garlic, and salt so I can eat it with my chips?"

@ElderGod-Winter-The-Renegade-Legionnaire book

Okay do I took the quiz three times.
The first time, I got Mike from Until Dawn.
The second time I got Joey Quinn from Dexter. The third time I got Joey Quinn from Dexter again. So I guess I'm very headstrong……..

hahahaha wow

It just runs in the blood I guess…. 😂

@moss

I got Obi-Wan Kenobi which is kinda funny cuz it says I'd be spouse material but I don't think I'd ever wanna get married.

@Pickles group

I got Obi-Wan Kenobi which is kinda funny cuz it says I'd be spouse material but I don't think I'd ever wanna get married.

^^^^ but I'm also bad in a crisis and not spouse material