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@Relsey-TheElder

I think I am going to do something I haven't done in a while, and that is so test writes with my characters because my children have gaps in their characterization. The best way for me to fix that is by doing test writes.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

My dog is such a dumbass
This baby boy somehow manages to get his paws on some Nutella and proceeds to shit his brains out for the next 2 days
Other than stinking up the entire house, he's fine
I lomf him

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Here's a fun fact about a famous "Vampire" : Way back in the early 1700's or 1800's, there was this queen named Queen Victoria. I think. Anyways, she wanted to achieve eternal youth, and so she'd take in young girls as maids and servants and what not, and then kill them. She'd wear their skin, drink their blood, bathe in their blood, and would eat their flesh cooked, and raw. She preferred raw as she thought it'd make her even younger. Anyways she died from a disease in the blood of one of the girls, I'm pretty sure.

( @Vinegar-Larry because I posted this in the wrong chat)

@Pickles group

She "acquired" them by pretending to run a finishing school, so poor families would send their girls there hoping they'd be able to marry rich, and they didn't really get suspicious when they didn't show up again

Since I'm here, Ted Bundy was a Republican, at his execution, people had a big party and sold buttons and shirts and stuff. They had a noose and said something (can't remember what), which was ironic because he got the chair. Charlie Manson's mom was a sex worker and sold him for a pitcher of beer when he was a baby (I think she was 16 or 17 when that happened but idr). Dennis Radar (BTK) came up with his own nicknames. The little shit.
I'll be back with more when my brain isn't blanking on every case I've ever heard

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Today I choked on a cherry. Not even a cherry pit, the actual fruit without a pit in it.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

My baby sister beat me 10 - 9 in a game of ping-pong
Everyone assumed by our smiles that I let her win but in reality I’m just really bad at ping-pong

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Paint Nite by Chris Fleming is my current mood.

@SpookyScarySnoteleks group

My baby sister beat me 10 - 9 in a game of ping-pong
Everyone assumed by our smiles that I let her win but in reality I’m just really bad at ping-pong

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@The-N-U-T-Cracker

My baby sister beat me 10 - 9 in a game of ping-pong
Everyone assumed by our smiles that I let her win but in reality I’m just really bad at ping-pong

This is incorrect quote material

:O
it is

@Starfast group

Can't stop thinking about how I drove past a movie set today and there was a bunch of fake snowman and my reaction was "oh cool, snowmen," as if it's not the middle of July.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

Does anyone else find certain words oddly punchable? Not even the meanings just the way they’re pronounced that make you wanna give them a great big knuckle sandwich

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Does anyone else find certain words oddly punchable? Not even the meanings just the way they’re pronounced that make you wanna give them a great big knuckle sandwich

Chalk.

@The-N-U-T-Cracker

most words ending in -archy
patriarchy
squirearchy
hexarchy
I hate them all
they sound like the word equivalent of that one 8-year-old cousin of yours who does nothing but poke you repeatedly destroy your stuff and giggle at your annoyance