forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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RING A LING DING. WHEN THAT BELL RINGS!!! IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME TILL I break the straights.

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… whispers why is you call mÉ?

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… whispers why is you call mÉ?

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Ç̶̨̨̧̨̡̨̠̮͔̞͖͇̫͓̳͇̫̺̪̣̻͉̤̣̮̤̳̺̬̝̰̗̦͕͈̭̟̹̏̓̽̊̽͐͌͋̌̎̐̋͌̽̃͌̂̈́͋͊̈́̅̂͊̒̒̈̇͋̕͘̕͝ͅ ̷̠͍̣̪͎̦̠͇̪̦̄͒̒̔̈́͊͛̽̔̕̚Ă̸̡̨̡̡̡͙͇̤͎̫͚̥̣̭͈̦̟̠̯̝͙͎̩͙̱̭͍̲̹̺͔̙̳̠̪̠͎̯͒͛͐͛͆̽͋̏͑͋̕͠ ̷̛͈͙̣͔̬̰̤̫̥̦͔͙̂̆̀̏̾̓́̑̅̉̀̒̿͌͐̇̇͂̕͘͜͜͝͠R̸̢̡̨̢̛͔̣̼͇̝̻̤̪̱͚̫̤̯̪̳̰͉̖͍͓̹̼̲͇̗̜̰̱̙̮̞̠̞͒͑̓͆̊̀̽́̌͂̑͗̀̆͋̈̾̋̈́͆͛́̆̌͒͋͛̾̾̌̿̊̕̕͝͝ͅͅͅ ̸̢̡̢̥̙̪͔̼͇͍̞̜͚̭̳̫̱̤̱̣͔̘͈̜̻̈́͆̓̊͗͑̈̾̅̍̒̏̇̀̈́́̄̑̿͋̇͐̾͛̚̚͜R̷̡̧̛̛̰͓̯̼͕̜̱͎͙̊̂̀̊͂͗͌̄̂͋̄͐͗̋͊̅̒̐͗͆̔̓̄͑̐͛̄̓̄̊̋̉̄̈́̕̚͜͝ͅ ̶̢̨̨̛̝̬̭̪̹͎̖̬̿̀͑̑̎̀̌̐͂͌̆͘̚͘͜͝͝O̸̟̬̓̒̆̇̂̑̉̈́͌̈́̉̈́͑̓̐̃͒̈́̉̎̓̂̆͘͝͠͠͝͝ ̷̡̧̡̳̣̣̖͔̼̣̦̟̩̯̻̙̭̜̩̗͍͉̙̞̝̻̺̺̳͈̖̩̙̄̽́̓̃̌̀̆̇͋͜͠͝ͅͅT̷̨̗̪̳͈̪͕̤͎̘͚͇̯̺̦̣͎̯̘̖̗͕̲͍̙̼́̎̍̈́̃̋̈́̈͆͗́̋̒̽͑͋͘̕͠͝ͅ

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BROTHER

I have no idea how to breath

DOCTOR, I THINK I'M A HOMOSEXUAL!
"how can you tell?"
RAINBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWW

Noodl Soóp

Keven Durand (yes I spelled it wrong on purpose) in Fifa

Okay i can't remember if ShadowWolf13 already put this or nah but
Friend one: any got some tape?
Friend two: would scotch tape work?
Friend one: yes don you have any?
Friend two: No.
Friend one: Then why would you ask?!?
Friend three: We're in the same boat F1. You need tape and I need a life

To all ins up the conclusion,

i cannot comprehend the inky blackness of the sea below me, yet still, i must swim

(awkward silence)
Me: So………..awkward silence, huh?

(lots of times I make eye contact right before I do this)

"I NEEEEED HIS ANKLES"

Me: hey mah fwend
fwend: NO PREMARITAL EYE CONTACT
Me:confused what the heckin dude

Satan is a real man
(If you know what I am talking about, I love you)

Satan is a real man
(If you know what I am talking about, I love you)

SATAN IS A REAL MAN

-wiggly eyebrows- you wanna banana split~?

DILDO THE BANANA!

Pulling a Love Simon

“Kentucky rotisserie fried Chicken Breast”

"Who's Harold?"

"Slightly [adjective]?"

"Muggle Snape" as a verb
e.g. "He's Muggle Snapeing me!!"

"MINTY TRASHBAGS!!!!"

eating muffins with spoons.

"Heather, Heather, Heather, and TRUMP"

Awkward macarena dancing cult