@Consider-PB_and_the_Jellies
Snacks comes after 9
Snacks comes after 9
"That doesn't say 'snacks' it says 'sneakers'!"
"My milkshakes bring all the bees to the car"
friend one: hey
me: i'm dead inside today
I have a load of inside jokes.
"WHO TOOK MY YAK. NOBODY DISRESPECTS RAJ OR RAJ THE SECOND. I HAVE NO LUNCH NOW."
"Grandmother Orb will provide us with skittles"
"Barth Barth Barth Barth Barth"
"This is all gonna come apart like…. WeT bReAd"
"CELTIC DANCING isn't banned… But kicking bottle caps almost gets us EXPELLED…."(This actually happened)
"They were doing stupid stuff and worshiping marshmallows"
"I have a hexagonal cat made of spleens."
"Let's use your pure and eternal self hatred to blast a hole in the wall and escape school"
"If I each this plate of shredded cheese… I will become an omnipotent god"
"It's raining Jesus. Hallelujah!!
"The sharigs are adorable but they're Russian and have mustaches."
"There is nothing but Blank. Only Blank."
"I'm not trash, I'm recycling because people keep using me."
"This corn has holy water from Manitoba Canada."
"Advent Calenders, ASSEMBLE!"
"Is that a rabbit!?" violent clapping
"Do you know how to spell Djibouti?" "Yeah. Who doesn't"
"Feed the children mayo."
"Roman Noobles"
"Why do we keep kidnapping people?"
"Mawage. Mawage is what bwings us togeva… todaa"
"TEARS AREN'T TENDIES, NUGGS, OR FRIES"
"Call him by his full name or I will throw you down the ladder."
"I drank milk then suddenly I was drunk on the trampoline."
DUMPSTER PICTURE
"What form of torture?" "Hillary Clinton campaign speeches."
"Jimbei take the wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel"
"if i was the murderer last time i could be again who knows"
"fish nuggets"
(during a discussion about movies, completely out of nowhere) "ItALyYY?
"Can someone PLEASE explain why all the penguins have Italian accents?"
"Torao, I'm bored"
Me: I am a vampire. Aw haw haw!
Person: All vampires are french now?
(Okay you'll just have to imagine all of these being used mid-conversation)
"I just like skittles, alright?"
"Listen, Katie- nononononono, listen, listen, Katie told me that I wasn't insane." "She's you hand." "SO?!"
"WHERE'S MY CURRY?!" "I think it fell down the stairs…" "WHAT?!"
"ChOoKeRs, GuYs, ChOoKeRs!"
"Yo, Ricky, what's the goss?"
"Listen, mi man is really hot- no, no, seriously, he's fire. I can always turn him on, haha. Wink wink- bro, I'm kid- I'm kidding oh my lord I'm talking about the bloody stove top for crying out loud, you all know I couldn't be more single."
"Uuuuuuuuuggggggghhhhhhhhh I'm in SpAiN but the S is SiLeNt!"
"Everything is perspective. Reality. Time. Life and death-" "Oh for the love of… SAVE IT FOR THE ENGLISH ASSIGNMENT, WOULDYA?!"
"So is he Hank Green or John Green?"
big inhale "Polyhydroxyalkanoates-" "Nope, the other one." "Oh, oh, sorry. big inhale again Polyhydroxybutanoates-" "We don't do chemistry." "Right, right, okay, I knew that. another big inhale PHB s…"
pretending to fall backwards in slow motion "OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH WATCHA SSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAY…"
pretending to be the Bop-It voice "I'm goin' to sleep."
"Oh my gosh, stop, stop flirting, stop, I have a boyfriend." "WAI-" "Chill, it's still just Aimee." "Oh. I thought she only dated Asians, though." "Huh. I guess someone forgot to tell my pasty ass that." "Anyways, you shouldn't be dating her anyways, she's supposed to be with-" "NO. WE LOVE EACH OTHER."
"I fart in your adopts terrible French accent gggeneral, dirrrrection."
"You wanna meet me on the ball courts at 3:30, bruh?"
folds fingers very deliberately "I have answered my own question."
@Dragongirl2468: And the fish ran away with the spoon! Wait…
Me: XD
(Yes, I'm calling you out on this! XD)
(DX WHY!? Lol)
"And then the sun came out- OH WAIT NO THE SUN DID NOT COME OUT"
"And then the sun came out- OH WAIT NO THE SUN DID NOT COME OUT"
-Everybody in the beginning of 2020 after one disaster stops, only for another to begin
"And then the sun came out- OH WAIT NO THE SUN DID NOT COME OUT"
-Everybody in the beginning of 2020 after one disaster stops, only for another to begin
ha ha, yes.
"hambugah"
"VITAMIN C"
"snoteleks"
"did you join the dark side for cookies again?"
"cucumber war!!"
"grass fork"
"IT NEEDS MORE GRASS!!"
"It's bayo dayo!"
toothbrush noises
"THIS IS THE STUFF"
peanut fight
HOLY FUKIN SHIT, A FLYING TOASTER OVEN!
"-And microwave oven!"
"And toaster oven!"
"…"
"Should've used the oven oven."
Knives
Would you QUIT FUCKING DUCKS
"Good morning!" -a chorus of fucked up ways to say good morning such as 'mood gorning' ensues-
Snepia
I am being passed around like a bouncy ball
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