forum put inside jokes here with no context

Started July 30, 2018 by @1want2believe

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if i hear you talk about how beastars would be better in 2d ONE MORE TIME-

It's pale o'clock

Pooter rooster.

Don't be an Evan.

*person in trash can*
"Hey, look! It's Maya!"

"We don't talk about Thursday."

"The trash can is MY home, not yours."

"my only issue with it is…you forgot the arson"

Santa?
/nom/
I aM yOuR fAtHeR!!!

Disowned

"Where is Gamora?"

"I'll do you one better: Why is Gamora?"

Reminds me of
P1: What?
P2: What?
Me: I'll do you all one better! WhY??
P2: When, who, where and how!
P1: /laughs/

"Where is Gamora?"

"I'll do you one better: Why is Gamora?"

i can quote that whole scene from infinty war. i dont know why, but i can.

"Where is Gamora?"

"I'll do you one better: Why is Gamora?"

i can quote that whole scene from infinty war. i dont know why, but i can.

Saaame!!
Starlord: Where is Gamora?!
Iron Man: Ok, I'll do you one better. Who is Gamora?
Drax: I'll do you one better! Why is Gamora?
XD

"Its virtual reality virtual reality virtual reality bro/fool"
"Taco sauce"
"FABREEZE CHIPS"
"What month has 28 days". . . . in the most serious confident voice "Friday*
"May I consume another Fabreeze"
Cri I'm forgetting them, I haven't spoken to my friend face to face in so long (She moved 36 hours by car away)

"side-stepping!"
I haven't seen mine in so long either :( damn corona

oof that too

"An 11-year-old gay acorn."

"Sing a Halloween song."
"Uh… row, row, row your boat-"

Hubris Check!

"No more Santa Baby"

"caught up in a gay romance?"

Me: sitting in corner basically looking like Denki from My Hero Academia
My mind:
My friends: we should stop that

Me: DAAAAAAAAD!!!
Dad: What?
Me: /points to character on screen/ Imma name him Theo!
Dad: Ok.
Theo: /comes back on screen after buff transformation and gaining a deeper voice/
Me: NOOOOOOOO THEO, GO BAAAAACK!!!

I will shoot politicians with my gun that they voted for me to be able to buy and carry without a background check in their pride

Walking through a store looking for the rest of my family: "WHOOP!!!!!!"
Distant reply: "WHOOP!!"

SCRAMBLED EGGS