"Segregration"

"Discrimination on lampposts."

Nephi and da bois

Raisins

Stop stealing my Pokémon you Ancient Ho

TUTANT MEEAGE NEETLE TEETLES

My math teacher: talking about compound interest and how to make a google spreadsheet do all the math for you

Me (the one everyone hates): interesting

"Y TU, BUDDY BOY?"

I WANT CONTEXT NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I'D SAY 😳

So basically, we were reenacting Ceaser's assasination in history
I played Ceaser
My best friend played Brutus
At one point, in real life, Ceaser said "y tu, Brutus?"
But my crackhead self decided to look my bestie dead in the eyes and scream "Y tu, buddy boy?"

"Y TU, BUDDY BOY?"

I WANT CONTEXT NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I'D SAY 😳

So basically, we were reenacting Ceaser's assasination in history
I played Ceaser
My best friend played Brutus
At one point, in real life, Ceaser said "y tu, Brutus?"
But my crackhead self decided to look my bestie dead in the eyes and scream "Y tu, buddy boy?"

Aaaaand suddenly I'm not surprised.

"Y TU, BUDDY BOY?"

I WANT CONTEXT NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I'D SAY 😳

So basically, we were reenacting Ceaser's assasination in history
I played Ceaser
My best friend played Brutus
At one point, in real life, Ceaser said "y tu, Brutus?"
But my crackhead self decided to look my bestie dead in the eyes and scream "Y tu, buddy boy?"

Aaaaand suddenly I'm not surprised.

"Y TU, BUDDY BOY?"

I WANT CONTEXT NOW THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING I'D SAY 😳

So basically, we were reenacting Ceaser's assasination in history
I played Ceaser
My best friend played Brutus
At one point, in real life, Ceaser said "y tu, Brutus?"
But my crackhead self decided to look my bestie dead in the eyes and scream "Y tu, buddy boy?"

Aaaaand suddenly I'm not surprised.

C h i l d

“fUCKING HUNTER I’LL KILL YOU”

I’m a fuckin Chicken Strip

FAHK YOH CHICKIN STWIHPS!!!

“Gotta go fast”

“Knee fetish”

Christmas Car

Squishy knees, Moldy pits, Square toes. The gang is here

the whole ass birthday cake on nobody's birthday, the corner booth at red robin, and our own existence in general

If you're not getting turnt at waffle house on tuesday, don't even call me

fellas, is it female to [insert action]?

The groom's bride is a lovely lady

The groom's bride is a lovely lady

-My friends and I screaming the song in front of our guard director

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